3. Give Bella and Edward the talk… again
Edward was sitting on the couch, holding Bella's hand. I was thrilled to see my new little sister. "Hey Bella!"
She smiled, "Hi."
I grinned back widely, a plan formulating in my mind. Edward bristled and I rolled my eyes. Stupid mind reader.
"I heard that."
I sighed exaggeratedly before focusing my thoughts on the night Rose and I had spent together yesterday, making sure to add some graphic content. It worked. Edward groaned.
Serves you right. He looked like he was about to be sick. Stop being such a prude Edward. It's almost as though you haven't done it before… My eyes widened as I realized the truth. You haven't, have you?
He was silent, but I took it as confirmation. You're a virgin?! Bella's eyes were wide and color had started to flood her cheeks. It took me a moment to realize why. Oh shit. I said that out loud. Oh well.
Edward shifted uncomfortably and I couldn't keep from grinning. This was going to be so much fun. "So Bella, did you know that Edward is a virgin?"
Edward growled in warning, but I ignored him. He could be a kill joy for all I cared, but I was going to have my fun. Bella's face was as red as a tomato now. She stuttered out an unintelligible response and I nodded. "So have you ever done it with a vampire before?"
She looked as though she wanted to sink into the couch, but I ignored this. It was going to benefit her in the long run. She would thank me… eventually. I ignored Edward's growl. Whatever punishment he was planning for later, this would be worth it.
"Okay, so when a boy and a girl love each other, they-"
Edward looked pained, "Please stop Emmett. We have been through health class."
I pouted, and turned over the video I had been clutching in my hand, "So you don't want to watch the 'Miracle of Life'?"
"NO!"
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