Author's Notes: Another alternate scenario for Starfire's Dilemma. This time, the context gets a bit disturbing... You'll find out why when you read this 0_0

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Brotherhood of Evil's Lair

"Attention. My comrades." The Brain declared, his synthetic voice echoing around the hall, where all the gathered villains awaited this latest speech. "I am pleased. To say. That we have. Successfully. Captured one. Of the Teen Titans."

The villains all cheered at the prospect of one of the core Titans in their grasp.

But the question was-

"WHICH ONE?"

"Villains. Of the Brotherhood. Of Evil." The Brain drawled, Mallah, Rouge and Immortus standing by the jar-thing, as a wall behind the quartet opened, revealing a cell. "I present. Our captive."

Within this cell, tied up, gagged, helpless, was none other then the Titan, Starfire.

The alien was struggling pitifully against her bonds, mighty ropes designed to restrain her limbs in such her strength couldn't be used. Her arms were tied behind her back, the arms also tied to her torso. Her legs were also tied together by the ankles and the thighs, the rope joined both to each other and the rope around her arms, which all joined at a diamond-shape just below her chest, the bottom of this diamond from the ropes around her legs, which actually stretched in between her thighs, the sides of the diamond from the arm bonds and the top from two threads from her shoulders, in between her breasts.

Best of all, there was a ball gag in her mouth, the black strap wrapped round the lower part of her head.

In short, every villain with a Y chromosome just had their dreams come true.

The exotic, beautiful, sexy Starfire, in such a kinkily trapped position, her emerald eyes shining with fear, completely helpless.

The uproar was absolutely tremendous, all the males practically jumping for joy, shrieking with delight, the females looking very annoyed with their comrades antics.

Control Freak was struggling to plug up a monstrous nosebleed, Red X was cheering like no other, the males of the Hive Five were high-fiving each other in triumph, Dr Light was drooling, Plasmus, Cinderblock and Overload discussing with each other cheerfully, Ding Dong Daddy was going "YEE-HA!"

In short, every male was thrilled.

Oh, greatest joys!

"Methinks zat ze villains are pleased." Mallah stated, the other two nodding in agreement, as the Brain watched this in amusement, before turning to face the whimpering alien.

"You see. Starfire. Your fate. Lies in our hands. We may do to you. Whatever. We please."

Starfire whimpered again, as the male villains started shouting:

Control Freak: "OMG! I gotta get a picture of this!"

Johnny Rancid: "Sick! This is totally awesome!"

Mammoth: "This is the best day of my life!"

Red X: "I love the Brotherhood!"

Punk Rocker: "SWEET!"

Billy Numerous: "This be the greatest thing ever!"

Hell, even Overload: "I will shock her world!"

Rouge snorted in disgust. "Filthy males. I vould think sat zat ze girl deserves better zen zis pathetic bunch."

Starfire nodded in panicked agreement.

One of the villains, Punk Rocker heard this and instantly shouted in retaliation: "Shut up, Frenchie! That girl needs a real man like me!"

Rouge punched him unconscious: "Uncouth bastard."

The other villains, the female ones, were also shouting, though this was in anger at such disregard to a member of their gender:

"Shut up, you perverts! You all make me sick!"

"Geez, no wonder she fights you lot!"

"Dumb-asses!"

The males were about to retort, when the Brain interrupted all of them:

"Fools. She is merely. Bait. For the other Titans."

Every male groaned in unhappiness.

Control Freak: "C'mon! At least let me take her on a date or something!"

Red X: "A babe like that needs a real man! Like me!"

See-More: "At least lemme use my X-ray vision!"

Everyone else: "X-RAY VISION? GIVE IT HERE!"

The villains were instantly upon See-More, trying to get his helmet. The Cyclops was only saved by Kyd Wykkyd teleporting him to safety.

The quartet watched the bitching villains with annoyance.

"Idiots." Mallah grunted. "It does not take X-ray vision to know she's got one fine-ass body."

Brain stared at Mallah. "Monsieur Mallah. I did not know. You had it. In you."

"Screw those damn comics!" Mallah snapped. "I want this hot piece of alien ass in my room NOW!"

With that, much to every villain's shock, the gorilla stalked over to the bars, wrenched them apart, picked up the struggling alien, slung her over her shoulder and walked off with her, the alien pleading with her eyes for someone to rescue her, but no-one did anything as the ape walked through a random door.

No-one said anything.

Finally, the Brain broke the silence:

"Holy Shit."

Later

Starfire suddenly jolted awake, gasping in horror as sweat trickled down her body.

She had had the most awful of nightmares! She had been captured, flirted with, then carried off by an ape!

What horrors...

Noting she was in a nice warm bed, with grey covers (Perhaps she was at Titans East Tower?), she sighed and laid back, feeling a little woozy (Why did her lower region ache so annoyingly?)

"It was merely a dream." The Tamaranean sighed to herself. "Thank goodness. I had though that- Wait, why am I the naked?"

Her emerald eyes then looked to her left and she saw none other then Monsieur Mallah lying next to her, the ape looking pretty pleased with himself, smoking a cigarette.

Starfire stared at him, subconsciously bringing the covers up to hide herself.

Mallah noted her stare and said: "What? Everyone smokes ze cigarette after sex. It's basic stuff."

Starfire whimpered.

Robin was going to doing the pissing of himself... Again.

Author's Notes: Oh, Mallah, you sly old dog, you :P

Poor Starfire XD