After period 4 had finished, and Hughes let Havoc in, Edward decided to 'pay' a little visit to a certain lazy ass principal, Roy Mustang. Of all the stupid things, this had to be the stupidest that Mustang has ever done in his whole career as being a principal. How he got this job was beyond and how he could hire a hyper man for vice principal, was beyond Edward's understanding though he wished to find that out.

He knocked on Mustang's door. "Mustang, I have a bone to pick with you!" He snapped.

Mustang must have been on the phone for he said, "Hold on, there is a pipsqueak talking to me."

Edward went ballistic.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLINGSO SMALL THAT WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES YOU WOULD MISTAKE FOR ONE OF SANTA'S LITTLE HELPERS?!?!?" Edward shouted.

"Relax, Elric, I didn't say any of that," Mustang said. "But, anyways, why so angry?"

"WHAT'S WITH THIS CLUB I HEARD YOU MADE?"

Mustang laughed. "Oh, so you have heard of it."

"Duh! The name Fuzzy Pink Death Bunnies spreads pretty fast!" Ed exclaimed.

That burst a nerve on Mustang's head. His eye twitched. When he got a chance he would strange Hughes later. "Oh… that… wasn't my idea…"

"I know that, but… WHY CAN'T YOU CHANGE IT? THANKS TO HUGHES, I HAVE AUTOMATICALLY JOINED!" Ed shouted.

This time, Mustang laughed even harder, making Edward even angrier. "WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY MUSTANG? YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THAT CLUB!"

The comment made Mustang go white.

"I want out!"

"No, Elric, I heard what you did to that poor desk! You're to join the club, or be in detention under my supervision forever!" Mustang said. "It'll be so much fun!"

Yeah… fun… Edward thought.

"What's the club for anyways?"

"Well…" Mustang said. "It's to keep the school and its hallways clean. You know, to keep certain people out."

"Certain people? Which would be…?"

"Edward, let's say, you hear things about what has been happening… around the school, if you were principal wouldn't you want those miscreants out of the school?"

"I guess so…" Edward agreed. "What did you hear?"

Mustang smiled. "That's why there is a meeting after school on Monday, Elric. You'll find out soon enough."

Maybe joining was for the best. It would mean he would get to protect Alphonse and Winry and the best part, not being involved either. Even though Alphonse knew fighting skills, he couldn't let his little brother fight such beings.

"All right, I will come."

"That is what I like to hear."

-Final period-

"Students we have a new student who just arrived today," the science teacher, Heymans Breda announced to everyone a couple minutes after last period started.

The new student looked weird…

Not how any normal 'new' student would look. Ed was not even sure if this student was a girl or a guy. The new student had long green-black hair in thick strands and eyes of the devil. Edward could tell the grin he wore on his face was definitely trouble.

"Everyone this is Envy!"

… Even has a weird name….. Edward thought.

"You can sit beside Edward Elric," Breda said.

Envy sat down beside Edward and smirked at him. "Why, hello, Edward Elric."

Nervously, Edward re[plied with, "Hello…"

"I know we will be the best of friends!" Envy exclaimed.

"Uhm…" Edward muttered, unsure if he wanted to be friends with a creep like Envy.

Env y kept looking at Edward, as Breda went on talking about atoms and molecules. Edward turned white. The new student was being a complete weirdo and Edward wasn't sure he liked it. What a freak…

"Stop staring at me you freak…" Edward whispered.

"What at a little pipsqueak like you? I can't even see you where I'm sitting!" Envy replied.

"I'M NOT SMALL! THIS DAMN WORLD IS BIG!"

"Edward, Envy? What's going on?" Breda asked.

"Edward here is talking too much," Envy said. "I can't even concentrate on my work…"

Breda frowned at Edward. "Ed, another peep outta you, and you'll get detention tomorrow after school."

Edward sighed. "Yes, sir."

Envy stuck out his tongue at Edward. Edward pulled down his eye and gave Envy the raspberry back. Edward knew that science class from now on would be even more interesting than ever.

As Breda was talking, Edward felt as if he was being stared at the whole time. When he looked back at Envy, he looked away. Envy did this a couple of times and soon enough, it began to piss Edward off. That creepy smile Envy gave him, sent a shiver down his spine, something was strange about him that Edward couldn't define. Perhaps it was his odd personality, or just the way he smiled and kept looking at him.

"Hey," Edward whispered. "Stop staring at me, you look like a creep!"

"What? I was doing no such thing!" Envy replied, adding an obvious fake smile. "You might be imagining things, pipsqueak!"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Edward shouted.

"You heard me! P-i-p-s-q-u-e-a-k!"

"DON'T CALL ME A PIPSQUEAK! " he shouted.

Breda turned to Edward and Envy.

"Teacher! He's bugging me again! He keeps staring at me and… making freaky smiles…" Envy claimed.

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"Edward… again? This isn't like you!" Breda said. "You have detention on Tuesday after school!"

"WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

"You might want to add liar, along with shorty. I guess you're a lying shorty!" Envy said and started laughing.

"LYING SHORTY?! I'LL GIVE YOU A LIE!" Edward yelled but before he could do anything, the bell for school ending rang.

He sighed. What a long day…First he was forced to join a club he didn't want to join in the first place, now he had to sit down beside a freakish new student he didn't like… what next?

As Edward waited for Winry and Alphonse to come out of their classroom, someone out of the blue grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him all the way to the Principal's office. He was shocked and annoyed at that, to be dragged without a warning or even telling him why.

"What is it now, Mustang?" Edward questioned, annoyed.

"Well, you have a new partner for the week," Mustang said. "Envy and Wrath ."

Edward looked at Envy in shock. "Him?!" He xclaimed. "Not you again… woah this day keeps getting worse by the minute…"

"Oh so you both have met! Well, this is fascinating. Edward, I want you to be buddies with Envy for a week, so he can get used to the school," Mustang said. "And if you don't agree, you'll have detention for a week, do I make myself clear?"

Edward didn't answer.

"Edward?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'll show him around already." Edward glared at Envy and Wrath, the younger brother of Envy. "Who will show Wrath around?"

"Well, since you're here, you can show Wrath around too and be buddies."

"Fine."

This isn't going to end well, is it?

-Monday-

"BUDDY!" Envy exclaimed, and glomped Edward as he, Alphonse and Winry were entering the school. Edward and Envy fell to the floor. Edward immediately tried to squirm his way out of Envy's grasp but the hug was way too tight for him to even try to move.

"Oh boy," Edward muttered.

"So this is your new friend?" Winry asked. "Hi, my name is Winry Rockbell. You must be Envy, the one Edward is always talking about!"

"Hey! I do not always talk about him!" Edward exclaimed.

Envy's eyes turned to hearts. "So you do like me, buddy ol' pal?!" Envy chimed. "I knew it! We'll always be best friends!"

"He's crushing me…" Edward muttered, in pain.

Envy got up, helping Edward up along the way. His smile was that freaky one he gave Ed at the last day of classes. That creepy smile again… Edward thought, unnerved by the smile. It was one of those smiles you just know are very wrong, but you can't explain it to anyone else.

"You are too cute!" Envy said, pinching Ed's cheek.

"You two make the perfect friends!" Alphonse whispered,

"Give it a rest will ya, Al?!" Ed snapped.

"Oh ya, and I forgot this is Wrath, my brother. You can be his buddy too!"

Wrath came out from behind Envy and smiled innocently at Edward. There was nothing freaky at all about the way he smiled, almost like a child's smile only for a kid his age, it was cute.

"Hi," Wrath said, shyly.

"Now, now, Wrath stop being shy!"

"Sorry…" Wrath said. "I just get shy when I'm around new people…"

"Nice to meet you Wrath!" Alphonse said. "MY name is Alphonse Elric."

"OH so you two are brothers?" Envy smirked, as if this delighted him. "I couldn't tell, since Alphonse is so tall and Edward is a little pipsqueak!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK-HALF-PIPE-MIDGET WHO COULD DROWN IF HE DOESN'T WEAR WATER WINGS?" Edward shouted.

"I didn't say that," Envy said.

"Yeah brother, calm down," Alphonse said, giving him an 'Oh come on' look. "We better go to class now or we'll be late."

As Edward, Alphonse and Winry continued to go into their school, Envy and Wrath stopped and looked at each other. Apparently, the way Envy was smiling made Wrath see that their plan was going very well, but this wasm't even the beginning.

"So, Envy, those two are the Elric brothers I have been hearing about," Wrath said. It wasn't a question, more like a statement. "Are they… apart of our plan?"

"Why, yes. Wrath, they are indeed."

-to be continued-

Disclaimer: I do not own the Fullmetal Characters! They ALL belong to Hiromu Arakawa! However, this fanfiction DOES belong to me, as I am the one who created the plot for the story and the titles as well.