Me: OMG! I haven't update this story in…..uh…

Edward: about 2 months…….

Me: OMG! SERIOUSLY?!

Edward:…..Moon'sEclipse does not own FMA

FMA RANDOMNESS CHAPPY 2 COMMENCE!

-Enjoying Ed-kun's Tantrums-

Eh, slight RoyxEd, you no like, then you no read….

BAM. Ed barged into the colonel's office, angry……again.

"Can I help you Ed?" Mustang asked smirking that look-at-me-I-did-something-that-made-Ed-mad! smirk.

"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY I'M HERE YOU BASTARD!" Ed yelled.

"Hm, no, I'm afraid I don't." Mustang replied.

"YOU…..YOU……..YOU SENT ME A GIFT!!" Ed yelled.

"And what's so wrong with that Ed?" Mustang asked, eyebrow raised.

"It, you, box, me, larger than, taller, card, insult, kaboom!" Ed muttered.

"Huh?" Mustang asked.

"YOU SENT ME A PRESENT THAT WAS TALLER THAN ME….AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO THE TOP OF THE BOX TO OPEN IT….THERE WAS A CARD THAT SAID GOOD JOB ON REACHING IT…AND THEN IT BLEW UP!" Ed yelled. "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU BASTARD?"

"Because it's fun seeing you mad, you're cute and entertaining that way…." Mustang replied, head in a document.

Footsteps. More footsteps…..whack!

"Ouch, what was that for?" Mustang yelled.

"Seeing you mad is also enjoyable colonel bastard!" Ed yelled as he stormed off, a tinge of pink on his cheeks.

-FIN

Sorry if it sucked. I just felt bad about not posting anything in about 2 months. Well, Ja! Moon'sEclipse