Stupid stinking patrols ruining our movie night all so they can go protect the streets of La push but what's there to protect from?

Nothing.

Nada.

Zilch.

The Cullen's can hardly be classed as danger but Bella does seem to attract danger just like I attract the homeless people under the bridge…that was a secret and I'm my defence they followed me first it only became a game when they got shoes…don't tell anyone that because if you do I'd have to send Old Gregg on you and he's a freaky little homeless man.

I actually like Old Gregg even if he does like to wear tutus and cover his bald head with old pasta but he's still pretty cool after you stray him with deodorant…

But that's besides the point, the point is that our movie day has been ruined by Sam. He's taken my own true love away from me so he can help him save the people of La push from the dangers ahead such as…

Paper cuts.

Broken nails.

And my all time favourite…baldness!

Yes what would we do without our trusty patrollers? Okay so maybe I'm being a little harsh but I had been looking forward to this ever since I mentioned it a lunch right before my fantasy of L.P.H.S. go High school musical sing-along!

So here I am sitting in the living room bored out of my mind staring at the phone hoping someone will call anyone even Old Gregg would be welcome. I'm even dressed for going out I just need somewhere to go because let's face it without all the freaky stuff that happens in La push it's a mind-numbing town. Even my outfits aren't enough to brighten it up and that's saying a lot but I have to admit I was a bit colourless today.

I had decided on a white rock Polaroid vest with a splash of pink writing, a pair of black ripped jeans and black and white 4 inch brass knuckle heel mafia. I never thought it was possible to be in love with shoes more that I was already until I saw these babies in a cute shop in New York.

But sadly it didn't matter how nicely I dressed I was still left staring at the phone just waiting for anyone to call…anyone at all. My wish had just been answered when a loud noise filled the air…

Ring…ring…

I wanted to wait and make it seem like I was a really busy person but I was so damn bored I snatched the phone up before the third ring.

"hello?" I chirped happily hoping to god it was Scarlett or someone who I could actually talk to for longer than one minute.

"Amethyst? Darling…"

"hello mother," I sighed. Now I know what you're thinking I should be ecstatic about speaking to my own mom but ever since she met John she's becoming more and more posh every day.

"how are you?" oh great stupid awkward polite talk.

"I'm fine but I'm kind of busy," yeah…busy totally not staring at the phone for the last hour or two. "so do you mind getting straight to the point," I said staring down at my lovely shoes.

"Fine but all I'm going to say is why can't I phone you for no reason?"

"Mom…"

"Fine, I have…three things to tell you about." She told me hesitantly I could just imagine her nervously fiddling with her hands like she always does.

"Okay start with the first thing you think I'll care about most."

"Well…John and I are…h-having…a-a b-break," she wailed. Now I couldn't even try to hind the fact that I was a little happy about it because honestly John was an ass but I still don't like to see my mom unhappy but I'm terrible with crying people.

"Oh mom…I'm so sorry but what else did you have to tell me?" I asked trying to move off the awkward conversation we were speeding into.

"Asia is having a housewarming party and she's invite you and Ash and you can bring a guest if you want."

"great I'll tell him when he gets home now I'm guessing the last news is really important so spit it out already," I laughed as my mum joined in.

"do you remember your cousin Charlotte?" she asked seeming excited now.

"Charlotte?"

I couldn't remember any girl called Charlotte; every time I hear that name I always think of Good Charlotte the band and that awesome video with all the old people. I love that video the first time I saw it I was young so I laughed at the old people even when it was over…great times.

"Your cousin, your Auntie Lucy's daughter?" she asked but I still didn't get it.

"Nope, sorry."

"well you haven't saw her since you were two…" yeah I was really goanna remember that. "well anyway she's coming to stay with you."

"WHAT!"

She's coming to live with us there was barely any room except that really small guest room that Ash made Paul sleep in. Paul has been a permanent resistance in our home and only goes home if he's been patrolling.

"She doesn't like where they live so her mum asked me if she could come live with you and you can't say no because she'll be there in an hour."

"Thanks I'm glad you finally decided to tell me…" I muttered pissed off I really couldn't be bothered to show a newbie around.

"well anyway Ame I have to go I love you and I'll see you next Saturday at Asia, Love you Bye."

"bye love you too," I sighed ending the call and placing it down.

Being the bored person I was I picked up my ipod placed it in the speakers and singing along to Paramore's new Album 'Brand New Eyes' (A.N.: Awesome album by the way :D) and headed to the kitchen to start making a cake for our new arrival.

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The cake was cooling as I was getting all the decorations ready because let's be honest that's the best that's the best part of making it.

I just started on the icing when the door bell rang signalling the arrival of my long lost cousin. I took of my apron throwing it on the dining room table before making my way to the front door I hadn't even been able to phone Ash and tell him. Oh well it'll be a nice surprise when he comes home.

I smiled opening the door to find a really tall girl with long curly brown hair, tanned olive skin and brown eyes.

"Hello I'm Amethyst."

"Charlotte…"