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3:56
Somebody had run over tinkles. I found her cold dead body flattened on the roadside, I (in several intervals interrupted by cars) pry her body off the road and bury her with the other million and two car-struck cats. Speaking of cats, I haven't seen Kipper around. I wonder where he's been. He was here two days ago, and now he's off again. Ohh well. He'll live. Unlike tinkles. She didn't.
I'll miss tinkles. She had a little bell and tinkled everywhere (in both ways, I never, EVER let her in the house!).
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10:00
OH MY GOD! I am really starting to worry about Naruto and Sasuke, I think they might be terrorists! Not really. But I am suspecting something.
On my second delivery (oranges, why must I deliver fruit!?) I walked into the store room to find them together, when I asked if they could move off the oranges, they blushed beet red (not noticing the invisible girl) and rushed out of the room.
Yeah. Suss much.
Anyway, Seventeen orders today! SEVEN-FOOKING-TEEN! Apparently Thursday is a hard day. Joy.
Sasuke nearly ran into me when I was waiting for the next order. He had been in and out of the room for the last half hour. He blinked at me and said in his low bland voice "Oh, Sorano, I've been looking everywhere." Oh, really!? HE'S COME INTO THE ROOM FOUR TIMES AND DID'NT NOTICE ME! He passed me a slip of paper. "You need to pick up some things." He walks out of the room. I look at the list.
'Dog feed, chicken feed and cat food (Tuna).'
Oh, lovely. I am now the chicken-feed lady. I think I prefer invisible girl, because at least she wasn't associated with chicken-feed.
Got home late. The cats were angry about it, Tammy is my favourite, she is preggers and her kittens are due in a week or two!
YYAAYYY! KITTEN'S! Also meaning I shall have more stray cats too feed. But Tammy is my baby; I love her and always shall. Even though she is a cat. I live a sad existence.
She waddled up to me, (her tummy being too bloated to actually walk), and meowed loudly.
I smile, and pick her up. "Hello bub, want tuna for tea?"
At the word 'tuna' several other cats come trotting to me, meowing loudly. I sigh. "Tuna it is."
Had dinner, can-spaghetti (warmed up in microwave and eaten out of the can, yew! Hobo-ism!) And studied for English. We have a hell of alotta media terms to memorise for tomorrow.
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Friday 1/2/15
First day of Feb. Yay. That means only another two months before the autumn holidays.
Going to head out early to make SURE I don't miss the bus, even if Pam the bus-lady from hell is driving.
I shall write this afternoon.
p.s. Tammy is looking extra annoyed today so I plan to hide all things that can be ripped apart by her claws, eg. EVERYTHING!
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4:29
I actually GOT the bus, yay! Nothing interesting happened today. I asked Gaara if I could borrow his scissors.
He just passed them too me and didn't say anything. He must have been feeling extra-social yesterday to have talked so much…
Cough, cough.
Anway, I was nearly run-over in the halls. And I realized I AM the only invisible, not even Gaara is invisible.
Because when we were walking everyone moved around him, they just plough on through me, not even bothering to notice there is a lonely little year 10 girl UNDERNEATH THEIR FEET!
Anyway, off to work, then I get Saturday off to relax, then back on Sunday (extra pay).
Anyway, I shall write later.
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9:45
Oh my god.
Experience too horrible.
Not willing to write about it.
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10:00
Still in shock. I don't want to talk about it.
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10:03
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!
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10:07
They won't beat me up on Monday will they!?
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Saturday 3/2/15
It's 1:15am. Still can't sleep. I guess being beaten up is better then being ignored. Right? RIGHT!?
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4:30 (am)
Ok. I can't sleep. LOOK AT THE TIME! Seriously. It's not natural. So I might as well just tell you what happened.
It's horrible!
Ok, well, I went to work as norm, right? Sasuke and Naruto were back again.
I had eight deliveries today, and 4 pick-ups. That's only 12, so it's not that bad. Anyway, I had just come back from delivering a hell load of flour, and avoiding the guys who wanted a girly to flirty with on a Friday night (always dangerous for an invisible person like me), and I picked up the shipment of Baking-soda, and, like usual I took half of it too fill up the shelves, and once I'd finished the tiresome job of packing them away I dragged the rest to the store room.
Inside, I dragged the Baking-soda around the corner to the cupboard, and opened it, lifting the heavy weight up onto the shelves, I went back and repeated this procedure FOUR FREAKING TIMES!
And then, on the fifth trip, I came back into the room (after having to travel the extra mile-and-a-half BACK to the van to collect more of the stupid stuff. Come on! People can't possibly BUY and DIGEST this much!) And discovered I'd left the key to the cupboard on the peaches, I rounded the corner, and got a full view of Sasuke and Naruto.
Making out.
On the freaking peaches! And it wasn't just kissing, they went to second base! ON THE PEACHES! PEACHES!
Me, being invisible, girl, wasn't noticed until I dropped the 10kilo bag of baking-soda.
On my toes.
And let out a yelp.
They jumped apart, looking like deer caught in the headlights, my eyes were as wide and I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, them, or me, we were all bright red, even Sasuke, who never shows anything like a blush.
I looked around frantically for an excuse to leave, but instead just bowed and mumbled 'Sorry!' over and over, backing out of the room, leaving the baking-soda on the ground.
I'm never eating peaches again.
In fact, I'm never eating any fruit of any kind that comes from that store!
EVER!
I walked back home (in the dark) as fast as I could, I don't care if im fired, I don't ever want to face them!
EVER!
I can't believe it happened! I mean, when I said 'Oo-er' to Sasuke and Naruto in the store-room, I meant like, A JOKE!
Not gay-sex!
Oh god! Oh god! What do I do!?
SEE!? WHAT THE HELL DO I DO!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God. Nobody else knows this!? Do they!? Otherwise all the fan girls would kill Naruto, and it would be all over my rollcall wall!
Oh god. I'm the only one who knows.
THE ONLY ONE!!!
Im tired. And sad. And depressed. I think I'll sleep. Figure out what to do when the sun is up.
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10:00am
Ok. I'm up again. I have figured out a plan of action! Being invisible girl will suddenly pay off.
Ok, I chuck a sickie for Sunday's work (period pain, works every time, NO man in his right man wants to force a PMSing gal to work.) and then BLEND in my special way into the school when I get there, I'll sign in a touch late so I miss rollcall (that way the too god-damn people with their last names in the U section can't corner me) and just stay in populated places where they wont be able to get to me in private.
I figure Sasuke will be easy to lose, seeing as he will be covered in fan-girls, Naruto I will have to watch out for though.
Oh well, I don't call myself INVISBLE GIRL FOR NOTHING!!!
I'm going to have brekkie. I feel terrible. I only slept 5 hours last night. Not right, man. NOT RIGHT!
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10:10
As long as they don't make me bald I guess it'll be okay….
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10:12
I dunno how they would make me bald… But I wouldn't put it past Sasuke the Uchiha genius.
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10:15
Please god- don't let them make me bald……
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HEELLOOOO!!!
Sorry for not updating for the last two days- I have been disco-dancing! (shiny, shiny disco balls! Yew!) And it was good fun! Anyway, past me busting my super flash moves- hope you liked the update, thanks once again for le reviews.
Xxoo To-love-is-to-lie
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