Wednesday 7/2/15

Oh. God. It's Valentines Day in a week! Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod. What do I do!?

Nothing. That's what I do. As every year I have done nothing. Valentines Day sickens me. Everyone is loved, everyone is happy. Invisible-girl is ignored. I repeat: Everyone is happy.

People get valentines delivered in rollcall. Sasuke gets drowned in them. I have a front-row seat for the best rollcall in the year. It's so amusing to see Naruto look so jealous.

Wait- ahh! All those time… Naruto hadn't been jealous of all the valentines Sasuke had been getting… He'd been jealous of Sasuke!

Whoa- amazing revelation here! This explains a lot. Because even Naruto gets a few valentines. Basically everyone does, even Anko! ANKO! But not invisible girl, invisible girl is left all alone.

I had a weird dream last night. Sasuke and Naruto cornered me and Sasuke had a gun, and he's all 'you know a lot, Sorano, too much….' And I'm all 'it wasn't my fault!' and then Kakashi-sensei came in, and he was Hitler, and had a moustache (note: moustaches do not look flattering on Kakashi) and he was like 'FIRE LE MISSILES!' and im like 'NOOOOOO! NOT THE MISSILES!' and then there were peaches in the missiles, and lemons, and I was blinded for life, and all I could eat was peaches!! Then my alarm rang.

I now know what hell is like.

Time for work, can't get the image of Kakashi with a Hitler moustache out of my head.

(P.s. nothing interesting happened at schoolies, we had sport and lee kicked my ass at tennis, noting unnatural. Anyway, Gaara had to do the lemon batteries in science because I got angry and squished one and got a shock and had to sit down, Gaara was brooding angrily the rest of the day, Naruto was away today, again)

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11:23

It could have been worse. I knew it was coming. They got me. I had been relaxed, thinking Naruto was 'away'. They caught me off guard, when I came out of the bat-mobile.

It had to happen someday. I'm very calm….calmy-calm-calm. Calm is my middle name. If im nothing else, im calm. C-A-L-M. Calm. Calm-calm-calm!!! CALM!!! AAAHHH!!! CALM!!! CALM!!! CALMY-CALMY-CALM!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ok, I shall start from the beginning.

Went to work, all normal, I saw Temari coming out from the driveway as I walked. She waved. I waved. We all waved.

Anyway, I got to work, and delivered the second of three deliveries I had today, and guess what they were? LEMONS! Erg. I hate lemons. My eye stings just thinking about them.

Anyway, I came back, and nearly ran into Sasuke, but hid behind a crate, and then slipped off to grab a whole lot of shaving cream that needed to be given to the corner store.

I was thinking of hiding in the bat-mobile until I could go home, but then decided it was too cold and went inside unsuspectingly.

I got a bag thrown over my head.

A bag.

No- not a bag. A SACK.

A POTATO sack.

Then I was swept off my feet and born away over the rainbow. No- not really, I was taken into the store shed. I would have peed myself with scardy-ness, but I had hear Naruto's obnoxious voice.

"HAHAHAHA! Got-cha! I TOLD Sasuke I could catch you better then him!"

It was dark in the potato sack. Not very comfortable, but not exactly the most threatening of things to be stuck in.

I sigh. "Um… Why am I am a potato sack?" I ask. I knew very well why, but I wanted to act innocent.

Maybe I could blame my twin sister, Agnes. Hahahaha. Yes. It was all Agnes. I think there was something I sniffed in that potato sack. I'm not feeling well in the head today.

Naruto had left, I sighed, and shuffled into a more comfortable position to sit in my potato sack and wait.

This was even more depressing then my loners-bench. At least I like my loners-bench. Or my wall. I love my wall.

After a while, the door opens again. "You actually caught her dobe?"

"Yes!" Naruto said proudly.

"Hello?" I ask, I could feel their eyes flick to the potato sack in the corner.

"NARUTO! You idiot! You put her in a POTATO SACK!?" Sasuke yelled, I feel hands untie the bounds keeping me in the potato sack. The sack was tugged off me, and I stretched. "Erm… hello?" I ask, rubbing my side.

Naruto looked apologetic. "Sorry, but we've been trying to catch you for a while, and I got fed up- and the potato sack was- and I… well, I caught you didn't I?" He scratched the back of his neck sheepishly.

"Um…. Why didn't you just call for me?" I ask.

Sasuke sat down on a crate. "You proved harder to get hand of then expected. We chased you all over school. And all over work. And then I made the mistake of leaving it to Naruto." His eyes flicked to Naruto who grinned apologetically. "But we need to talk to you, over something that happened on Friday."

"Umm…" I start, but they don't take any notice off me.

He cleared his throat, and Naruto looked at the ground. "What you saw- Um, we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone. Nobody else knows."

I breathe a sigh of relief; they weren't going to say I knew too much and kill me? "Um, sure." I tell them. "It's not like I have anybody to tell." I say, mostly to myself, but they still hear.

They shrug. "If this gets out, we will know who to look for though." Sasuke says, looking my directly in the eyes. I look away nervously.

God- they do have a gun, don't they!? Naruto elbows him, making his stop glaring at me.

I look around nervously. "Um, can I go home now?" I ask.

They move out of the doorway, and I bolt outside, and start to walk home.

See, besides the potato-sack, there wasn't much trouble. And I guess it's a new experience. It's not like I'll be put in a potato sack ever again. Hopefully.

Anyway. I think I got of easily. Too easily. I'm just waiting for something bad to happen.

I hope they don't have a gun….

I hope they don't invent missiles made of lemons and peaches…

And most of all I hope Kakashi doesn't grow a moustache…

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Thursday 8/2/15 (after work, sitting in bed with a hot water-bottle, the autumn-ness has kicked in and it's cold!)

School was boring. I stayed away from Sasuke and Naruto. Gaara kept on giving me weird looks, and once he even asked if anything was up. I just muttered insanely and kept taking notes I think by the look on his face all he heard was something about potato sacks.

I guess Gaara is used to my mad rambling (well, silent rambling, I swear, we have a type of mind-communication, we seem to understand each other, most of the time, without even speaking). We sit together now, in all out classes. I guess he's my friend now. I don't know, how do you know if somebody is your friend?

We have a system, in science and math, we sit together and he helps me, and in English and history (which I have a strange forte in, despite my dislike for science) I help him. It's not actual help, we just talk, and the other listens.

It's weird. But I understand it. But then again, I understand a hell of a lot other people don't, and the things other people get quickly takes me an hour or two.

Work was boring. Thursday is the main delivery day. The bat-mobile was going back and forth from god knows where to the bat-cave (aka, store-room).

I didn't have time to be shoved in a potato sack by Naruto, but I am more relaxed now that interrogation is over and they have no gun.

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Friday 9/2/15

My god! NARUTO AND SASUKE OWE ME!!! I don't know what came over me, but something did.

Sasuke was manning the counter, and I had no deliveries, so I was sitting in the bat-cave reading, when I head Sakura's evil cackle, Naruto and Sasuke were flirting behind the counter, since it was an empty Friday, they still hadn't noticed sakura and their crew, I sigh, and dropped my book.

I heard the beep of the door as it opened, I make a drastic leap and knock the back of Naruto's knee's, he goes flying to the ground and turns angrily to glare at me, who was still hugging the back of his knee's.

He opened his mouth to yell at me, I put a finger to my lips, sakura suddenly squeals, and realization comes across his face. I nod to him, and let go, crawling back into the bat-cave.

He follows me and we make our way to sit on the sacks of grain (the most comfy item of food in the bat-cave that can be used to seating).

"Thanks." He whispers. "I owe you one." I grumble and pick my book back up, he spends a while reading over my shoulder, before asking. "What are you reading?"

"Book for English." I say.

"Ouch, top class?"

"Yeah."
"Sasuke had been complaining over the homework you guys get."
"What!? We've got next to none!" I exclaim. "He's like the smartest in the class, how can he be having trouble?"

Naruto shrugs. "Sasuke isn't what he seems to be on the outside."

"I never though you two would be- you know…" I say, resting my book on my lap, after dog-earring the page. I had decided there was no hope of reading around Naruto.

I was surprisingly relaxed around Naruto, usually I stutter and am uneasy, but Naruto is a likable –and annoying- person.

Naruto sighed. "Me neither. I hated Sasuke once."

I grimace. "I know."

He looks at me weird. "How?"

"My wall." I say confidently. Then suddenly slap my hands to my face. It wasn't meant to come out!

Naruto looks at me weird. "I do expect you to explain that last comment."

"Um, well…" I start to get nervous. "Um…well, my rollcall wall, it always has graffiti, and when all the…erm… um… fan-girls… um… wrote…um…"

Naruto sighed. "Don't worry. I don't see the problem; you were fine a moment ago."

I blush red. "I-I I'm a little…erm…"

"You're always on your own," he says, changing the subject from my stuttering. "Why?"

"I'm socially invisible." I say.

"What?"

"Socially-invisible. Nobody ever notices me, ever." I don't make eye contact, but instead look sadly down at the ground. Invisible girl feels too visible for her liking.

"I never thought of that…" he scratches his head. "I don't notice you either. In-fact, I didn't know you worked here until Friday…"

I flush. See? I am invisible! I swear, I should have my own comic-book at least! And a fan-base of nerds! Every comic-book star needs a fan-base of nerds!

"Oh- im sorry- that was harsh-" Naruto began; he must have seen my red face.

I start to tell him not to worry, but Sasuke walks in, a scowl on his face, there was something else behind it, a slow glimpse of an idea. I didn't like it.

He sat down, I pick up my book, I wasn't leaving so they could make out- the grain-sacks are the most comfortable place in the whole of the bat-cave! And now Naruto had him to talk too, I could read.

Sasuke was silent, I read, and Naruto pulled stray threads out of the bags around the grain. If he broke them, I wasn't cleaning them up.

Suddenly Sasuke sat up. "Naruto, can we talk?" he asked. I look up, suspicious, remembering the idea I had seen in his eyes.

Naruto went and followed him, and I checked the clock, I can go home now. I don't want to stick around and here what they had to say.

As I walked out I could here whispers of "I think she may be useful." And "If we just manage to convince…"

I didn't want to hear the rest. I slink away into the night and run home.

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Second chappie in one day! Whew im bored! Teehee. Well, hope you guys like it! There's more plot starting to appear soon, thanks for being the wonderful amazing reviewing patient beautiful people you are!

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