A/N: Hey finally I will update sooner than expected. So shocking right? I know! I mean I usually don't update until weeks or months after the other. So I hope you will like this chap!

Warning: Yaoi (boy to boy love), drama, cursing, and etc...

Disclaimer: Not mine and still wish Naruto was! But he does belong to Sasuke! (Teehehe!)

Well please enjoy and review to tell me how ya like it! Read and have fun!

Damn Teme

Chapter 4: Screw It...

"I want to see Junjou Romantica!"(1) Naruto demanded, crossing his arms over his chest and declaring that he wasn't going to change his decision. Sasuke sighed and bought the tickets. "This better be good or I'll kick your ass." He grumbled as he grabbed the tickets and followed the cheerful blonde inside the building.

Sasuke knew there is too much sexual frustration at home so he suggested they both go out and see a late night movie. Naruto agreed but proclaimed that he chooses the movie. Sasuke regretted ever suggesting the whole damn idea. Now he was stuck watching some gay ass movie of some old guy trying to fuck a college student; well that is what he has seen on previews.

Naruto ordered a huge bucket of popcorn, a large coke, and a big bag of m&ms. Sasuke almost gaped when he saw the dobe carry all that junk to the movie while Sasuke only had a bottle of water. How did the dobe stay so skinny off of junk food? No one will ever know.

He handed the tickets to the guy in the red vest and they both went toward the theatre that the red vest guy pointed raven felt like he was in pure torture when they entered the room and took the seat in the way back. The whole theatre was filled with hormonal gay guys and some yaoi fan girls.

What Sasuke didn't know that Naruto chose this movie for a reason. The blonde has already seen this movie with a friend last week. He knew what the movie was about and how graphic the sex scenes were. Naruto had it all planned, because he knew that Sasuke would get off easily sense he hasn't had sex in awhile. So when Sasuke suggested the movies, Naruto inwardly smirked in triumphant. He had the best plan to get the bastard to lose control.

Junjou Romantica was a yaoi anime and there were plenty of scenes where sex was involved. Sasuke won't be able to control himself now. Naruto snickered at his genius plan when they took their seats at the end of the aisle with Sasuke at the edge. Naruto hated it when others sat by his bastard. He can be as possessive as the teme himself.

When the lights went out and the movie started, Naruto couldn't keep down his giggles and Sasuke was really starting to get anxious. 'Why was the dobe giggling? Did he know something he didn't?' Sasuke wondered as he nervously tapped his foot on the ground and leaned on his hand with his elbow on the arm of his chair.

The scene started with a high school boy with spiky brown hair and big green eyes coming home with a bad report card. When he opened the door to his brother's and his apartment, he was confronted with a very disturbing view of a tall broad shouldered man leaning over his brother with his face so close to his.

Sasuke almost chuckled at the shocked reaction of the teen. He remembered walking in on something like that with his own older brother, but it was more intimate, with a strange guy with very pale skin that almost looks blue. He shuddered at the memory and turned to look at his lover's reaction, but only a smile formed on the dobe's face. He thought to pretty strange, but he just shook it off and turned back to the screen.

When he found out that that tall guy was a porn writer, he almost spit out his water. 'What kind of fucked up brother sends his little sibling to be privately tutored by a porn writer?' Naruto only giggled more and Sasuke felt like smacking him in the back of the head. 'What was wrong with the dobe?' Sasuke mentally did a summersault when he heard the teen's words when he read out loud.

'What kind of pervert puts his friend's name in a book like that?' Sasuke leaned forward in his chair to peer at the written words in the open book the teen was reading. He felt a light blush reach his cheeks at the naughty writing. He would have never thought they would show something like this in theatres.

'This guy is creepy. Is he some kind of pedophile?' The raven questioned when he gaped at the childish objects in the pervert's bedroom. Countrie's flags decorated the walls and toy planes hung from the ceiling and train tracks littered the floor. The guy even slept with a huge bear in his bed. This guy had a weird fetish for toys.

"Shit." Sasuke covered his mouth with his eyes widening at the pervert's actions. The teen was practically being jacked off by the crazy man. This movie was very graphic. Sasuke regretted ever coming here. He kept squirming in his seat and trying to get up to go to the bathroom, but the aisles were filled and there was no way he can get out of here. The scenes on the film were driving him mad when they made him have erotic visions of him and Naruto doing the exact same things. Fuck! That's what he wants to do. Grab the dobe and drag him home and fuck him senseless. FUCK THE BET!

However, his Uchiha pride won over and he sat trying to ignore the moans on the screen and will his erection to go away. He just hopes Naruto didn't notice his uncomfortable movements in the seat.

Unfortunately for Sasuke, Naruto did notice, but he wasn't going to say anything because he was in the same predicament. Damn it! Naruto hoped he was able to control himself like he did when he saw this the first time, but not having sex for two full days have finally caught up with him. He was clammy and had a serious hard on. He just wanted to blow everything and jump his bastard and have him fuck him to the bottom of the earth. This day just couldn't get any worse.

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When they arrived home after the movie, both avoided eye contact- too embarrassed to even talk to one another. The ride home was awkward and unnerving that neither one wanted to break the silence. Naruto fidgeted in his seat a lot while Sasuke tried to sit still sense he was driving. Both were very horny and sweaty. They just wanted to get home and take a nice long cold shower.

Neither one looked at the other as they raced toward the two bathrooms in the house. Naruto went upstairs sense Sasuke beat him to the one downstairs.

Sasuke just couldn't accept that he got a hard on from such a vivid movie. The lack of sex has finally caught him off guard. He was turned on so easily imagining him and his hot ass dobe doing those naughty things instead of a college kid and a porn writer.

As Naruto stood in the shower, with his closes scattered on the floor, allowing the cold water to wash over him. His erection has finally died down and he could think right again. Well that plan didn't work out for the better, but it did get the bastard horny like he wanted, although nothing happened.

'Damn that fucking Uchiha.' He cursed stepping out of the shower pulling a towel around his waist. He was about to just grab on some pjs and head off to bed until something dawned on him. A mischievous grin spread across his face as he approached the bedroom to see that the raven hasn't finished yet. He will get him this time.

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Once Sasuke fixed his problem he retreated to his bedroom and noticed that the lights were still off and the door was open. 'Did the dobe already go to bed?' He considered this and grabbed a pair of pajama pants that were hanging out of the dresser drawer and pulled them on over his boxers and then turned on the light.

What he saw made him fall back on his ass with a mega nosebleed. His blonde was laid out resting on his stomach with his perky ass exposed to the world. The dobe was wearing Sasuke's dark blue t-shirt with the Uchiha symbol sewn on the back, but this shirt was different. It had a red arrow pointing downwards under the red and white fan with white words ironed above the said, 'Sasuke's Dick Belongs In Here.' Sasuke knew he was hard all over again, just thinking of the warm tight feeling of having his dick inside that nice ass.

The shirt only went down to the waist showing all Naruto's precious jewels. The arrow was pointing at the nice tight ass that was just waiting for Sasuke to fuck. The dobe chose not to wear underwear and that just proved that he was trying to trick him. "Smart dobe." Sasuke smirked. The blonde seemed to not to be aware of the raven's prescience, so he just kept his head buried in his pillow, griping the covers underneath like an innocent child.

Sasuke knew if he stayed here much longer he was going to pounce the dobe, so he stubbornly grabbed an extra blanket and pillow from the closet and quietly shut off the light and sneaked out of the room, silently closing the door. He was not letting the blonde get to him, so if he had to, he was going to sleep on the couch.

That idiot was going to get what he deserves tomorrow. Sasuke was going to make plan B very arousing, literally.

TBC....

A/N: Now this story may be shorter than the others, but I hope you like it any way. Well like I said I need a beta and some ideas on how Sasuke is going to get Naruto back. So thanks again to my reviewers and please help me!

1: This is my favorite yaoi anime! I just had to put it in here and you guys need to see it because it is so cute and funny.

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