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Sunday – don't know date – lost diary and just found it again, sorry for not writing, I think im insane for apologizing to a diary but hey, what-cha gonna do?
I had to get another bra. Well, another three bra's. mainly because my boobs are getting too large, literally. Is it just me or when you go to put deodorant on you can get past your boobs to get to your armpits and end up putting more deodorant on your bra then your underarms?
Anyway, my bra-strap got smashed in science and I had to tie it and pretend nothing happened. Sasuke noticed, because he flicked it and smirked, if I didn't know what I know I would have slapped him, but I do know what I know, so I punched him for being a dickhead.
Nothing interesting happened. We had to change our sport choices; I picked tennis again, then aerobics, then lawn-bowels. But only because nobody EVER gets their third choice. And I just knocked on wood encase I jinxed myself.
We won't be doing them till next term though. And it's coming up fast!!! How weird!!! It's already been a bloody month and (Nearly) a half!!!
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Tuesday 10/3/15 – in Blodge
OH MY GODDD!!!! Oh my goddd!!! OH MY FREAKING GODDD!!!! Oh… my…gooooooooooooooooooooooood GOOODDD!!!
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! Oh MY god!!! GOD!!! DOG!!! OGD!!!DGO!!!! GGOOOODDDD HHEELLPPP MMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I swear, buddy, we've had good n bad times- AHHH!!! Jiraiya is looking, write later.
p.s. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
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Tues: again: work: BORED AND OH MY GOODD!!!!
Well, firstly: I accidentally walked into le boys toilets. And if that's not bad enough, I caught Shikamaru THROWING UP!!!
Firstly, I WALKED INTO THE FREAKING BOYS TOILETS!!!! AAHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMYYYYGGGOOOOOOOOOOODD! WHAT KIND OF GIRL ACCIDENTALLY WALKS INTO LE BOYS ROOM!!!!???????
IT WAS SO DEPRESSING!!!!! I AM SO ASHAMED!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Anyway, I walked in, and nobody else was in there (thank god! I love you buddy, you always pull through for a brother in need!) and I was about to turn and walk out with disgust and then I heard this wrenching sound and I couldn't leave – what if like Sasuke or somebody was drowning… in the toilets… or something…
ANYWAY I'm like, ok, just ask if their ok, wait for the A.OK then leave. So I walked to the door and knocked, but it wasn't locked so it opened, and Shikamaru was lying on the floor looking pale wiping his mouth with toilet paper. Of course, some weirdo might-a thought he was drinking out of the toilet, but because I knew I clasped my hands to my mouth and of course, he didn't notice until the door swung shut and crashed, of course then Shikamaru was up and looking around, I heard voices coming into le toilets and Shika came out, I was in a cubical, so I put my hands around his mouth (ew!!!) and dragged him into the cubical, and I stood on le toilet, I put a finger to my lips and we waited until the voices died down. (never, EVER go into le boys toilets!! THAT'S MY ADIVCE!!)
I swallowed hard, and when silence finally over-took everything I let go of him and ran.
Bolting out of the toilets like lightning, using the crazy skill of social invisibility to escape unnoticed, like I've said, sometimes it's handy.
I found Gaara and dragged him to the tap where I sat and scrubbed my hands for all of lunch and he just stood by me and didn't ask questions. I love him, what'd one do without a Gaara?
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Thurs 12/3/15
Saw Shika. We were in debating, he didn't say anything but went pale when he saw me, I had been lying low for the last few days, even Sasuke couldn't find me for ages when he asked me to work and extra hour yesterday as their a staff member short (aka, Naruto'll be there and he needs somebody to keep watch. Seriously, I actually believed them at first.)
Anyway, we were offered lunch, and I didn't say anything but gave him a look when he refused the vast quantities of muffins and finger-buns being offered.
I ate his share. Trust me. Mmmmm… finger buns….
Anyway, I sat and spoke to the wall. Not really I sat and started to talk with Sasuke before sakura walked over and asked him out again. I really don't see how she can do that. Once I liked a guy in year nine and went to ask him out, walked up to him, stuttered for a while before turning away again and nearly smothering myself with embarrassment in the library seats. Yes. One CAN smother themselves in a library squishy-chair. It is possible, because I remember getting up and saying to the people who were staring (they had finally noticed me) that the smothering was actually working so I need to find something else that didn't.
Anyway, point being I just backed off then to go laugh some more and cover it with eating a blueberry muffin. I don't do much speaking. Sasuke covers for me there, I just write speeches and he orders people around, sakura tried to order people around and Shikamaru sits and says he can't be bothered and let's us write the speeches. Fair enough, I can see why he is the most intelligent of us all.
Sakura is surprisingly good at speaking, she is very haughty and demanding and it makes the other team literally COWER. It's really amusing and me and Sasuke pretend to be planning rebuttal and pass palm-cards to one-another saying things like 'look at the nerdy one's face, it just went pale.' And 'I wonder if I said 'boo' would he go through the roof?'
We got out of Blodge and Science (YYEESS!!!!!) and Gaara has finished our ICPP and it's so cool!!!! It's a little car and if you flick a switch it drives in a circle, we had a few much-ups in which it went flying onto other groups projects, but its all good.
And I stuck Christmas lights on as head-lights. They may be Bright Purple but they are SO COOL!! It proves something interesting can even come out of Lemon-Batteries. No matter how much pain they can cause.
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Saturday 14/3/15
Nearly half way through le month. I can't wait until the holidays. Really, I can't. I just wanna sleep in like now, I'm NEVER getting out. And I know damnit. I just jinxed myself, but it won't happen this time!!! (Knocking on wood, KNOCKING ON WOOD!!!)…
Knock, knock, knock on wood… baby gotta- no! no crazy 80's moosic!!! Last time I got into tragic vintage hits it was the uptown girl incident.
We got our marks back, me n Gaara got 34/36 and WE WERE SO PROUD!!! Seriously, we HIGH-FIVED!!!
Ok, not that much of an achievement. But this'll clear things up: Gaara. High-Five. Science.
Ok, spaz-dance time much? Well, spaz-dance I did. And then I got weird looks from the few people who noticed.
Kakashi laughed when I proudly told him the Chrissie-lights were my idea. He patted me on the shoulder and kept walking. I was sad. But it didn't last long because we were both happy.
We Celebrated with Vanilla-Coke. Mmmm… Vanilla Coke….
Eh, getting out of bed. Im bored. And I hear mad yowling from what I HOPE is cats.
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2:28 – OOOHH MMYYY GGOOODD!!! KIIITTEENNNSS!!!
TAMMY HAD HER LITTLE BBAABBYYY KITTIIEESS!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!
Well, more like Tammy's Little Baby Kitties finally decided to open there eyes and see the world. I have named two Naruto and Sasuke because one fell into the milk-tray and the other pushed it.
Guess who is who.
The others are just 'Kitten One' and so on, they'll have names once they do something to earn them. Like pushing another kitten into the milk-tray.
Like one of my cats is called 'Fat Ugly Cat' because it didn't do anything with its life expect be a Fat Ugly Cat. So thus it was named.
Yes, harsh some would call it, but Fat Ugly Cat is proud. It bounced other cats out of the way with it's gigantic ass.
Anyway, going to tell Temari, I think she wants to see them.
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11:45
Temari and Gaara came over and had afternoon tea, and fed most of it to kittens before Kitty-Barf (guess why it's named) puked on the carpet, IT WAS NASTY!!!
At which my guests packed up and ran before more of them did the same. It was fun, it's really cold tonight. I'm in bed with a hot-water bottle studying for an Iruka-Test.
They've started the 'STUDY OR YOU'LL FAIL YOUR SCHOOL CERTIFICATE!!!' run. We were all waiting for it to happen, and the fooking School-Certificate is TWO TERMS AWAY!!!! But NOOO!!! They decide to FREAK US OUT now!!!!!
We've finally gotten out of the stupid topic of chicken breasts, where Jiraiya endeavours to say any part of the women's anatomy discreetly. He is really the creepiest of them all. I think I may switch Blodge classes.
Nah, Naruto'd kill me. He is surprisingly good at Biology, Sasuke didn't take Blodge, he is in Elective P.E. when we're in Biology.
Dunno where Gaara is, Math I think. He is that kind of Right-Brain person. Too intelligent for his own good. I hate math.
Oh well, me n Naruto have our game, we write a list of words and you have to try and incorporate them in questions, and you get a certain number of points for each word. We have confused so many Sub-teachers it's not funny.
Like, randomly we'll check the list and we could be talking about government, and we would ask if he thought 'The Hokage would have kept sea-monkeys as a child, and if this has effected the way he treats others in his vicinity differently?'
In which the teacher would give us weird looks and 'um' and 'err…' for a while before he would say he didn't think he Kept Sea-monkeys.
Of course, the words was 'Differently' as you can guess. I just felt like asking about sea-monkeys.
Jokes, it was 'Sea-monkeys.' Otherwise I wouldn't of risked a detention for being a smart-ass.
Anyway, its funny, once Naruto got like 15 points strait up for asking if he looked 'Fergalicious' in his new pants. The teacher gave him such a freaked out look we couldn't stop laughing for hours.
Anyway, im wining so far, coz I'm on 120 points and he's only on 112. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! Sasuke referee's when we're in different classes. It's good-fun.
Anyway, im bored as hell and I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.
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Sunday 15/3/15 – hahahaha, two 15's!!!!
Bored. At work. Bored. We have a radio now and it's resulted in mad bouts of disco dancing and giving unsuspected shop attendants lap-dances toMy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life it's better then yours, damn right, it's better then yours I can teach you but I have to charge.
You should have seen the look on the poor workers face. It was hilarious. I will never do it again, but it was worth it.
The radio has been reported as the culprit for this mass-lap-dancings, and will be removed shortly from the crime scene; this is Sorano Takaski, Channel Work, saying: goodnight.
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HEELLLOOOO!!!! Sorry for not updating in a while. IT'S LE HOLIDAYS!!! YYAAYYY!!!! I put up a one-shot as well, if you'd like to read that. Anyway, hoped you liked le update!!!
Ta-ta!!! To-love-is-to-lie