Monday - 1/5/15 - Holiday from hell is TOMORROW!!!! NEW MONTH!!!! TOMORROW!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spent day being depressed and packing, I had three travel bags to choose from. Damn Sasuke and Naruto, they've given me enough bloody clothes to last a lifetime… my motive is that it's all for the cool shoes… think of the cool shoes… coolshoescoolshoescoolshoes….

Anyway, Gaara is coming over in the arvo to say g'bye since I'm leaving early tomorrow for the PLANE!!! P L A N E!!! PLANE!!! Sasuke is so rich his family has a PLANE!!!! NOBODY SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO OWN A PLANE DAMNIT!!! IT GOES AGAINST NATURE!!!
ok, ok… I'm cool… coolshoescoolshoescoolshoescoolshoes. Just think of the cool shoes…

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11:55

Never been on a plane before… bit nervous… I mean, planes are pretty ….high aren't they??!!

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8:19

Gaara helped me pack, but I think I scared him when I had to tackle him to stop him opening my underwear draw (which I usually wouldn't care about seeing as it's just underwear, but it is also stuffed with tampons and other sanitary products…to exploding point… so when opened the open-er is usually faced with bouncing pad's.)

It was a very heartfelt moment when we said goodbye, in which we both failed as he is still here. I made him stay with me until the very end (aka, he has to sleep over and say goodbye at FIVE IN THE MORNING HAHAHAHAHA!)

Now he's complaining about I'm just sitting here and writing. Now he's reading over my shoulder. Now he's hitting me over the head. Now he is being grumpy.

Ok, I'll stop now. Yep. He read that too. Still reading ay? Ok then… so, how's your day been? Oh? OW!!!!

Fine, fine…. G'bye.

Yes. I AM saying g'bye to an inanimate object. Deal with it.

OW!!! Okay! Okay! I'm stopping, I'm stopping!

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Tuesday 2/5/15 – On plane. I have discovered something. I DON'T LIKE PLANES!!!

This is really weird. Sasuke walked inside, and I realized it'd look REALLY suss me being in a room at 5am with GAARA when im supposedly Sasuke's girlfriend, so I hugged him quickly and then made him wait in my room until he heard the screams of terror subside into the distance.
Sasuke took my bags, and I was about to say 'what le fuck?!" when I realized I am now officially his girlfriend. Naruto was supposed to come to my place and meet us, and as if on cue he drove over and dropped off his bags to the car too.

I was so nervous, I just kept thinking 'coolshoescoolshoescoolshoes' and that's what got me through it-

AAHHHHHH!! TURBULANCE!!!! Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! AAHHH!!! SAVE ME!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! AAHHH!!!!! Oh, it's over…

Ok, back to story (I HATE PLANES!) the car ride was scary and it was like half a limo… it was like, if people owned limo's for casual use that'd be it, anyway, Sasuke even got the door for me, and then ignored Naruto, I hid a laugh at Naruto's face, Naruto hit my shoulder and I glared at him.

Itachi was in the front with his parents, and I could tell people kept watching us through the rear view mirror, eventually Sasuke took my hand and I was glad (and disgusted) to see it was as sweaty as mine. I gave him a shaky smile, to outsiders it was an 'awwwww…' smile, but to US it was an 'ohshitohshitohshit' smile.

Naruto joined us in our 'ohshitohshitohshit' smiles when it came to me walking nicely in the heels to the airport next to Sasuke's mother.

Sasuke's parents are, I don't know… his mother is what you'd call glamorous, she is beautiful, cold, aloof and warm at the same time, she is searching and kind, and so OBVIOUSLY intelligent. I had a few moments where Sasuke had to try and hold me up so I didn't stumble, but other then that nobody noticed my sad walking-in-heels-talent.

Now, the plane. Don't get me started on the plane! I HATE THE PLANE!!! No, even worse, I HATE the plane. Wait- no, I've got it! I H A T E the plane!!! There we go, and even THAT is an understatement.

It's Itachi, me (purposely placed there by Sasuke) Sasuke, then Naruto. Sasuke is holding my hand and I think it once again, looks like a boyfriend-girlfriend thing, but it's really a 'I think he realized I'm scared of planes and now im digging my nails into his hand to stop my brain from choosing death' thing. I think it would-a happened anyhoo.

Coolshoescoolshoescoolshoes…. Coolshoescoolshoescoolshoescoolshoescoolshoes….

Naruto is having the time of his life already, HE got the window seat. Stupid Naruto.

OH SHIT!!! MORE TURBLULENCE!!! AAHHHH!!! AAHHH!!! AAHH!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! AAHHH!!! AAHH!!! AAHH!!! AAHHH!!! SAAVVE MEEE-

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About fifteen minutes later…

Well, my first encounter with Itachi, I think I did well, seeing as I HOPE he has that effect on all girls, he's like Sasuke, except Sasuke's lost his charm now I actually KNOW him, like, I wouldn't hit on Gaara like his (smaller) fan-group. They are seldom seen seeing as he is not so friendly to the stalkers.

"You don't like flying?" He ask smoothly, holding my eye contact.

I smile nervously, and I TRY my hardest not to stutter. "N-no not r-really…" I fail. I FAIL! Stuttering is harder to stop when Itachi is trying his hardest to tempt you. I think my stuttering was mistaken for fear (which it kinda is… but of the flying kind, not the flirting kind) and dismissed.

"Just close your eyes, it'll be over in another hour anyway…" he told me, turning back to his book.

"Hour?" I squeak.

"Just lean back and –" at this point I was saved (or doomed, as I thought at the time) by more turbulence. The plane seemed to shiver slightly and I let out a terrified squeak and buried my head in Sasuke's shirt, distracting him from the conversation he was holding with Naruto to pat my head 'affectionately' and kiss my hair. I dug my nails in further just to make a point, I could feel him wince. Yeah, that's for kissing my head bitch.

And now I'm here. Writing and wincing as the plane fly's. NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD BE THIS FAR ABOVE GROUND DAMNIT!!!

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11:07 (pm)

Well, it went…err… smoothly? Well, we arrived at about 9:00am and unpacked, got the introductory tour (which took like, an hour) and then met the staff (HE HAS STAFF!!!!) and then was showed our rooms. I am sharing one with Sasuke. WHAT DID HE TELL THEM!?

Ew! I SO hope I'm not a hussy!

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11:10

Just realized Sasuke said I'd be swapping rooms with Naruto, also realized that I'M not the hussy since THEIR the ones who will be sharing a bed. Just ew. I did NOT need to be informed of that. Anyway, points being I now have to DISCREETLY move all my stuff to Naruto's room (which is good coz the closets connect, so we can just swap in the morning when they come to wake us for brekkie. I swear, we are putting WAY too much thought into this, I WANTED A HOLIDAY DAMNIT! NOT A FIRST CLASS CONSIRACY!)

Ok, well, I am at the moment trying to figure out which bags to move first, and I can hear the boys coming up the hall so I better hurry up.

Actually, I might make them help…

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1:29 - Wednesday 3/5/15 - Finally allowed to go to sleep!

After several hours of ignoring Naruto and Sasuke's flirting and getting out of their room I am FINALLY ALLOWED SOME REST! Eh, I HATE them both right now. They made me do it all myself! And their just like 'meh, you'll live' and WHAT IF I HURT MY BACK!? Huh!? WHAT THEN!?

But I didn't. But I was thinking of feigning it and seeing if Naruto would carry them (No way Sasuke would fall for it).

Goin' to sleep. Never plan to wake up. Can't superglue self to mattress now, but I plan to hold on for dear life. I WANT TO SLEEP DAMNIT!

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