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Saturday 12/5/15
MMM… Day off! YESS! Very Bored. Sakura has gone into own with her skanks, I'm at home waiting for Gaara to mysteriously turn up.
He'll be here any minute… wait for it… wait for it… eh, that's it, I'm going to get him!
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8:00
Sakura is having a slutty sleepover with her fellow sluts in some whorehouse, so Gaara's here, we're really bored, and since Mario Party isn't any fun unless your high on cake we have nothing to do.
"Let's study for history!" I say with mock-enthusiasm.
"We don't have a test." He replies blandly.
"That doesn't have to stop us!" I say "Homework is FUN!" I snort and laugh in a nerdy way and then laugh at the fact I snorted, snort again, and laugh harder, this continues until Gaara is really freaked out because I'm in a laughing fit for no reason.
I wipe the laughter-tears away and sigh happily. "Well, that killed some time. Haha, I love laughing, you know that Gaara? Gaara? GAARA!?" I get up and look around angrily. "Gaara I swear I'll-" I start, marching into the kitchen. I find him cooking. I stop in mid-sentence and gape. "What are you doing?"
"Well, you were laughing and I was bored so I decided I'd make dinner."
I blink. "Your cooking, on your OWN FREE WILL!?"
He nods. "Wanna help? Otherwise dinner'll be really bad, I assure you."
"Sure thing Pa!" I say like a redneck. "Thems ol' turnips'll be 'bout ready to eat nowadays, they've ripen'd well over the past year 'n' a 'alf."
He rolls his eyes. "What have you been eating?! You are seriously messed-up tonight."
"I Tol' ye, I ate thems turnips!" I say angrily. "That green sauce was mighty good, thems grow good flavour if ye leave them for more then five months."
"Catch, hillbilly." He threw an egg at me, of course I wasn't expecting it and it landed on my neck, it was cold and slimy and slid it's way down my top to pool in my bra, I go cold and pale.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I scream wildly, and after much hassle and running into things, I make it too the bathroom, after a long scrubbing of my neck and bra, I come out angry.
"You really know how to kill the mood don't you?"
"If I killed the redneck inside your head, then be glad."
"No way! He was awesome!" He rolls his eyes again and goes back to cooking. I shake my head. "I still don't see why you're cooking."
"Because I thought maybe your deliria was from not having enough to eat."
"Deliria? Me? Never."
"Yeah, right." He replied, and stirred whatever he had in the pan, I smelt onions and tomato sauce, basil too.
"What are you cooking?" I enquire.
"Spaghetti,"
"Ohh… you're cool."
"Want another egg?"
"No ma'm." I say, looking down and being scared.
"Exactly," He purposefully ignores my 'ma'm' comment.
We eat and I praise his cooking, hiding my laughter at him cooking. We sat in front of the TV and watched Prime Possum say goodnight to all the lil' kids.
"I seriously reckon that things a paedophile." I say, shuddering. "It like, lures young children into it's possum-nest and takes their innocence."
"Yep." He says, not listening.
"And then throws them out of it's tree and threatens to do it again if they don't smile and watch his show."
"Yep…" Once again, not listening.
I start to get annoyed. "And then you cart them off and put them in a prison cell to be used for scientific testing, that's why Prime Possum has so many strange friends."
"Yep…"
"And then you, of course, have your time alone with them."
"Yep."
"But you prefer to have your way when they have more then two legs. It makes it… fun…"
"What!?" He tunes in and looks at me weird.
I grin evilly. "Nothing."
He looks at me with one raised eyebrow. "What?"
"Nothing! I swear, officer, I didn't touch them!"
"What!?" he looks at me strangely again.
"Nothing."
"No, seriously, what?"
"I told you, nothing." I grin evilly.
He glares at me. "What did you do?"
"What did you say?"
"Huh?"
"Apparently you are in the league with Prime Possum, and you molest children with three+ legs after torturing them with scientific experiments."
"What are you on!?'
"You confessed, you did."
"No I didn't!"
I laugh. "You should listen to what your saying 'yep' too more often."
"Oh…" he turned red, only the slightest shade though, I laugh more and pinch his cheek.
"Your blushing!" I tease. Letting go of his cheek.
He scowls and turns redder. "No I'm not."
"Yesh Yooh Arr." I say in a baby-voice. "Aren't you cute when you blush?"
He scowls more. "Shut up."
I grin. "Aww, are you sad? Your cheeks hurt, want me to kiss them better?" He just glares and I grin wider, and take his finished plate, staking it on mine, I pat him on the head and walk to the kitchen, wash up, then come back.
"What are we gonna do? I'm bored." I say as soon as I sit down. he shrugs.
"You decide."
Bad move, Gaara, bad move. We spent the rest of the night playing Monopoly Sora-Style. A.k.a it's a black game where we're gangster and pay each other to take down properties and swap. It's kinda evil…
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Tuesday 14/5/15
Boorreed. Yesterday Sasuke talked to me again. Naruto was happy, Iruka says we have a formal debate with the team from Water-Country. I'm nervous, it's an ACTUAL FORMAL DEBATE, not just a crazy Area one, WITH ANOTHER COUNTRY!!
We are meeting them half way, and we're staying a pro hotel, I'll have to work extra, but it means three days (even though the debate only takes two hours…) away and I can do stuff like that now I can forge mothers signature.
I'm actually looking foreword to this, mainly because I'll get away from stupid Shika and Sasuke and Sakura.
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About two minutes later
DAMNIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FACED DAMN DAMN DAMN I HATE LIFE I WANNA DIE COZ I'M EMMOOOO!!!
I just realize all three of those people are in my Debating team.
I need sleep… wahh… my day is RUINED!! RUINED!!
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Wednesday 15/5/15 (haahah, funny date again!)
Back to sport, Once again, being beaten by Lee at tennis, funfunfun.
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After Work
Work was Boring, Sakura's Slut-friends came to say hello and giggled at Sasuke, I was disgusted and glared at them the whole time. I went near Sasuke and whispered. "Let's shoot them." Temporarily forgetting our 'let's ignore each other' thing.
"I agree." He said, glaring too. They missed the angry glare part and swooned because he looked at them, we both sigh.
And that, ladies and gents, if how I, Sora, got Sasuke to be my friend again.
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Thursday 16/5/15
I was glad to see my Rollcall wall again, I've missed it, that and Anko-Sensei's harsh remarks at the year-seveners. Hahaha, their so scared of her, just the other day she caught them on the staff-room steps.
"What are you doing on my step!?"
"Looking for Gai-sensei-"
"You're on my step! Get Away from my step! If you step on my step you EXPLODE!"
Which, of course, sent them all running and her laughing, she is REALLY creepy, I can remember her scaring us when we were puny year-seveners.
"Announcements… hmm… ok, class 7-B has to go to the hall in fourth period, any year 12's? no… okay, their spraying they oval today, so don't go down there unless you want to die a suffocating death by pesticide's that will stay in your insides And slowly rot you away from the inside…." Of course, our whole rollcall stayed the extra 50m away from the oval that day…
Practice Debate today, we had a one-on-one debate, me and Shika vs. sakura and Sasuke, I bet sakura and Sasuke had lots of fun. Hahaha.
Of course, Shika being on my team, we had our share of awkward situations but besides that we kicked their ass, Shikamaru being the top of the year at everything.
I didn't do much, he did everything, but I had a hard time speaking as I was out of practice, Gaara didn't show. I've given up on getting him to come, but when we have our debate (it's public, and free) I'll SO expect him to come.
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Friday 17/5/15
Work was the usual, new employee's, hahaha, fresh meat. They are only in year 8 and are such suck-ups, I swear, they brought the manager COFFEE! And then he was all 'oh, I love new employee's, so full of energy, unlike, these lumps of meat.' And glared at us, we grumbled and got to work sweeping with a little more vigour then usual.
Today Kakashi gave us more research assignments "Pick three animals."
Oh joy of joys, We got four books to read and write reports on AGAIN, this time we'll remember that we only have to write a report on TWO, not all of them… ehehe…
In Geoggers we are apparently 'out of practice' so we have to label and re-label all the countries. Why? Even though we remember it PERFECTLY, he still makes us.
Our Geoggers teacher is creepy, I swear, he's EVIL. He really annoys me, he'll stop in the middle of a sentence and say 'shh' even if the class is quiet. It's so stupid! I HATE IT! Let's say he was talking about the Importance of Clean Water in Developing Countries, 'And many diseases are spread through – shh!- dirty water-ways, -shh!- many, many lives would –shh!- be saved if we spent money on improving develop- shh! Shh!-ing countries water-systems.'
Infact, today he was annoying me so much I decided to vent my anger by creating a tally of how many times he said 'shh!'.
The total was 46. FOURTY SIX! God, we aren't that bad! Must he REALLY say 'shh' FOURTY SIX times??
Gaara was more amazed I could be bothered to tally every 'shh' he said.
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Sunday – At work – Bored – Don't know the Date.
Nobody ever comes in on a bloody Sunday! I don't see why I'm paid more (not that I'm complaining) to sit and be bored.
Yesterday Gaara and I found the first traces of Ice on the lake, we were so happy that I decided to try ad step on it. Of course, it was very thin and fragile and I fell through instantly.
"Sora! Lose some weight!" Gaara said, pulling me out and helping me up.
My teeth chatter. "Th-that's real COLD!"
He rubbed his temples, that gesture of annoyed affection he saved just for me. "I'd think so, seeing as there's ICE on it!"
"Sh-shut up!" I say, taking off my jumper and finding it warmer without my freezing clothes.
He sighs, takes off his jacket and puts it around my shoulders I hug it to me "I love you, I hope you know that." I say, still shivering.
"Your and idiot, who in their right mind steps on a newly frozen pond?!" he says, shaking his head.
"Ah, but there the question arrises, am I in my right mind?"
He shoves me lightly, I laugh and push him back, before he gets annoyed and pushes me into a bush where I hit a tree and get a free COLD shower from the drops hidden in the pine needles.
"Gaara," I start, getting up. "You're so dead!"
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