Yo peeps! Been a while since I last updated and thanks to some kind people I got REVIEWS. Yeah. So here's the last chapter, it is the very last one. The ultimate one, it's sad to finish this fic its been amazing...
The ramshackle bungalow had a garden overrun with weeds and vines climbed all over the roof. Pein and Konan lived together on the very edge of town, and had a lot of land and money. In the back garden a swimming pool glittered temptingly in the late afternoon sunshine. The grass grew tall and dry, and faint whispering could be heard when the summer breeze drifted through.
A grand oak tree spread its branches high over the overgrown garden, offering a little escape from the heat, it remained alone at the bottom of the field providing the perfect retreat for lovers.
The rowdy crowd gathered on the patio outside the house where the barbecue was spewing heavy smoke into the atmosphere, Pein had horded some beer from some poor motherfucker who was probably wondering what had hit him, and was generously handing it out. A lopsided bench slumped on the uneven ground amongst wild grasses and on it Hidan was laid out topless in the sun.
"God, this is allright" he laughed and got Tobi to go light another fag for him. Kakuzu just stared disapprovingly from under the sun umbrella.
"You're going to die young" he muttered and glanced at the empty bottles rolling about on the floor,
"I'm not going to die at all! Ever!" Hidan cried cheerfully and took a great lungful of smoke from the evil little stick pressed to his lips. Kakuzu was about to make another smart ass reply which would have sent the two roommates into another argument, but he was interrupted by a scream from the barbeque
"Pein! Heeelp it's on fire!" Konan was screaming and panicking, her pretty blue apron was on fire and all the charred burgers were burning too.
"Tobi is scared!" the idiot yelled and knocked over the drinks table as he fled the scene, he got tangled in a stray pot plant and slipped on the slimy marble on the poolside. With a gasp he slipped over the edge and splashed into the freezing water.
"get some water!" Kisame shouted, "put out the fire"
"Stop cooking, Konan!" screamed Pein as bucketfuls of water were thrown over her – ruining her hair and making her white shirt go horribly see through. She was lucky though, at least 5 of the guys around her weren't really into girls anyway.
"Dei-chan help me outta here, I can't swim" pleaded Tobi, though a devilish grin played in his eyes. As soon as Deidara's hand appeared offering to help him up, he grabbed it and pulled the blonde man into the water. His screams mixed with Tobi's laughs and the hiss of the fire being put out. Sasori just sat and watched the whole scene play out from behind the last bottle of cider.
"Oh god..." the redhead muttered in horror – the drinks were all smashed, there was no more alcohol. What in the hell was he going to do? He stood up unsteadily and clenched his little fists and screamed to anyone that was listening,
"THE BEER IS GONE!!"
Everyone stopped dead, not a sound could be heard. Kisame and Itachi looked like they'd been slapped, Deidara and Tobi stopped fighting in the icy pool, and Konan fell silent - safe between Pein's arms. Pein grinned, "there's more in the house, someone go get it"
"I'll go!" Kakuzu volunteered and got up from the deckchair he was lounging in. "Hidan come on!"
The albino man gave him a calculating glance, what was he playing at? Surely it did not take two people to carry a crate of drinks, and he was sure this was not the way to the garage. They passed through Konan's neat little kitchen – all yellow and decorated with daisies, then a pretty door opened onto a hall.
"Kakuzu, this-" he began, but his words were lost as the taller man forced him against the wall with a thud. A picture frame crashed to the floor and his lips were viciously pinched by sharp teeth almost drawing blood. A light moan escaped his lips and he tried to wriggle free – this was not the right place!
"Bedroom?" he suggested and slowly the pressure against him decreased. Kakuzu stepped back,
"If we can find it" he murmured. Hidan gave him a shove and took the lead, searching the upstairs for the bedroom he suspected Pein and Konan must share. Pushing open door after door he could sense Kakuzu getting bored. A low growl escaped his lips and Hidan could practically feel the heat coming off him. Then aha, the smallest door opened onto the largest room in the house. The curtains were drawn –casting a reddish glow over the whole scene. To their right a double bed with thick red covers dominated the space. Hidan poked his nose in cautiously...
The room smelled nice – of flowers and cinnamon, he took a moment to calm the arousal threatening to take control of his system, and took a deep breath. The sensation of being in someone else house – in the most intimate room of that house was unsettling.
Kakuzu growled and gave him a rough shove – impatient already and the smaller man fell forwards into the room. He had a brief glimpse of a grand fireplace and a majestic hanging mirror, dried roses and embroidered curtains before Kakuzu was on him once more. His pale head was pushed into the other mans neck and he felt hands creep up his sun warmed back. The embrace was only temporary, however, and soon he felt his jeans being pulled from him. The warm afternoon air felt nice on his bare skin and he leaned further into Kakuzu desperate for him to feel what he could feel. His hands roamed, pulling off whatever clothing they found, whilst his eyes never opened.
His eyelids were squeezed shut, anxious not to hang about and greedily tasting every part of Kakuzu his open mouth could find, his hands were roaming and his heart was racing. He felt a hot body press tightly against him, pushing him, pushing him into dressing table. He moaned as he felt Kakuzu's hardness rub against his thigh, and knew he too was drawing close.
"Kuzu...what??" he muttered, suddenly confused when two strong hands gripped him just below his ass. He stared unblinkingly into his eyes, then was hoisted up into the air.
"Kuzu what the fuck? Put me down!" he wriggled but was held firm, held close against Kakuzu's chest, one leg either side and his head resting lightly on his shoulder. The position was nice, he mused until he felt something brush against him, softly at first, then harder – more demanding. He arched his back, aching for it. He opened his mouth and begged, the sound less of an invitation and more of an order.
"get inside" Hidan growled through gritted teeth, his anger lust and desire boiling over. His length was pressed uncomfortably against Kakuzu's strong chest, his skin was burning with sweat, his nails were digging in deep enough to draw flecks of blood...and suddenly it didn't matter any longer...
He gasped and moaned in sudden pain as he was brutally entered from below, something was filling him, stretching him. His legs clamped tighter around the body in front of him and he bit down on another strong scream,
"kuzu...it's-that's...so f-fucking good."
Hands gripped his hips and moved him and then his back was on the wall, suspended high above the floor and still shaking. Wallpaper tore of in strips as he was slammed mercilessly against it, back cracking every time and forcing him lower...forcing Kakuzu deeper. The furniture rocked, the floor creaked ominously and Hidan was sure the windows rattled in their frames. Precious china cats tumbled off the shelves and smashed to the floor but the couple paid them no heed.
"Heaven help me!" Kakuzu breathed softly to his lover
He grunted in exhaustion but Hidan could still feel him within, still feel the delicious hardness pushing against his insides. It wasn't over yet. With a heave they shifted from the wall and Hidan's back fell against a soft bed spread. A brief lull allowed him to stare up through messy hair and blurry eyes to the one above him, the one about whom his legs were still wrapped. It was like a dream, he felt Kakuzu's power in the way he moved, the way he touched his body. It felt like home, safe in his arms.
"I'm not done with you yet" he growled pushing Hidan's arms across the bed, above his head. "Smoking and the like, you've been a very bad boy"
Hidan sniggered boyishly in response and groaned afresh when Kakuzu gave a slight twitch,
"Fucking faster Kuzu!" he cried out
"Why are you such a very naughty boy?" he continued, voice low and verging on dangerous. When Hidan's only response was a lust filled grimace he bared his teeth and surged forwards. He entered fully and without preparation, ploughing his way into the smaller man with speed and wrath.
"Sweet Jashin, Kakuzu!" he choked as he took every painful thrust, growing every closer to his climax. The bed rocked and dust rose from the floorboards. Hidan was howling in agony and bliss, his hands gripping uselessly at the ruined covers once more...
Downstairs the almost ordinary atmosphere was beginning to rankle.
"Sempai, I'm boooored!" Tobi drawled and kicked an empty can into the pool. He felt sick from eating burnt food and the smoke had stung his eyes. Nobody would let him drink being as he was underage and his cell phone was lying underwater – completely broken. He'd been into the house to try and find a tv but had heard weird noises coming from upstairs.
Going outside to speak seriously to Pein, the older man had only nodded and explained quietly that it was 'a Brokeback mountain situation'. Konan just winked. Tobi was confused.
"Zetsu..."he began, sidling up to his best friend, "what's Brokeback Mountain?"
"Erm...it's that film I never let you watch, remember because you'd get Ideas" Zetsu said uncomfortably. He looked at Tobi out of the corner of his eye, the young boy kept glancing up at the house suspiciously and images began to form in Zetsu's warped mind.
"Kakuzu and Hidan?...No" he whispered quietly and Tobi nodded, his face solemn
"That's what he says" he muttered jabbing a thumb at Pein who was busy stabbing the barbeque,
"Ah jeez, not them as well! First Deidara and Sasori, now this" Zetsu complained and sat down heavily. Actually come to mention it, he hadn't seen Deidara for a while now...
Written from dei-chans pov. You know you love it.
"Bloody hell un!" I shouted as I clambered from the clutches of that damned pool. Or rather- polar bears ice box. I was shaking and cursing from head to foot and all they could do was laugh and poke fun at me. Pein just stood there with Konan practically on his lap, I mean come on! And Tobi was running rings round them all. Sasori was all moody now the beer's gone, so I went to get a nice comfy place under that tree. In the sun...lovely. The grass swished as I pushed through it, my wet shirt clung to me horribly so I peeled it off and flung it somewhere to rot. I tramped further into the virtual jungle that Pein called a backyard.
"He should spend less time driving and more time gardening" I spat and slouched down under the dark branches. At least out here I couldn't hear the ominous noises coming from the house. Kakuzu with Hidan eh? I smiled to myself, wishing Sasori had followed me out here after all.
I had bait to draw him out with. Under my arm I carried an expensive bottle of whisky I'd lifted from the cabinet inside the hall, that damn alcoholic would sniff it out soon enough and come running. All I had to do was wait...
A twig snapped nearby and I turned to see that horny redhead sneaking through the grass, he was already way past the pool and heading right towards me. He hadn't seen me and I quickly took the liberty of undoing my pants and baring myself to the afternoon sun. I was a bit of an exhibitionist at heart. Let him come now, I sniggered and leaned back against the prickly bark listening to his light footsteps carry him ever closer.
"Dei-chan?" he called out and I could hear the smile in his voice, I thought about replying but hide and seek was so much more fun. He heard the rustle of dead leaves anyway, as I spread my pale legs wide in anticipation of him. A shadow fell across my face and I looked up to see him standing tall above me
"Danna?" I called out readily and he stopped dead when he saw my state of undress. That and the little gift I was half-hiding behind my back
"What's that?" he snapped, and I smiled evilly,
"Depends," I bargained, "what will you trade me for it?" I shifted slightly so he could see the trademark gold label and the amber liquid stirring within. His eyes opened wide and he flexed his fingers.
"You will give it to me" he commanded, but again I denied him, knocking the bottle back into the shadows. All he could see was me, my golden skin and defined muscles, all he could smell was me, sitting there in front of him, ready for him. His eyes opened wide and the front of his pants showed a bulge that got me interested to say the least.
"What's it gonna be danna?" I probed him, aching now for his submission. My hands drifted behind my back, unscrewing the lid of the glass bottle slowly and carefully. It took less than a minute and the neck of it was at my lips, pouring its contents down my throat, burning and savouring. I hated the taste of the stuff, but his expression as I downed it without sharing was incredible.
For a minute he looked as though he would slap me, but suddenly his lips were on mine and his tongue was driving through into my mouth where vestiges of whisky still remained. He tasted me greedily but his hands never once swept my body, I realized then that the status quo had changed and I was no longer in control.
"Dei-chan, give it to me" he spoke into my mouth, lips pushing hard against mine and his hot breath tickled my throat. It was then I made my choice. With a hefty shove I pushed him off me, and before he had time to lean back, I'd upended the bottle over myself. Liquid more expensive yet the same colour as gold splashed over me and between my open legs. Sasori stood there open mouthed,
"better keep that open" I jibed, hoping he got the sexual jest.
The last drop of whisky tumbled out and I threw the empty bottle into the brush. I tossed my hair and smirked for I knew he had no choice over his actions now. True to my prediction he sank to his knees and leant towards me, I was glistening wet and the alcohol kind of stung me, but it was all worth it.
"Thought you wanted it?" I questioned him and hoped to wind him up, but he was way past that stage now. A low growl escaped his throat as he swung between his options.
Option 1 – slap me and leave me alone out here as punishment for wasting good booze.
Option2 – taste every delicious drop of that drink and taste every delicious drop of me in the process. Lick and kiss me long after the alcohol has gone.
He took option 2. Duh.
"Oh god...Sasori..!" I cried out in ecstasy, my hands clenching on the tufts of grass
"Sasori- danna" he corrected me and I smiled. Even with me in a position of dominace he still wished for me to call him 'master'
"Danna, do it...faster!" my heart skipped a beat as he continued to pleasure me intimately. His hands bruised my hips as he held me down, I was trembling and shaking now, just aching to lift my hips up and into him.
"Don't joke again" he growled disapprovingly, as he lifted his head to give me a baleful stare. His hands fell to carry on the work his mouth had left and my breath hitched as he began to massage me expertly. His hands felt warm on me, but not nearly as hot as the feverish temperature I longed for,
"Sasori-danna!" I yelled, sensing the end was near. His hand clenched on me roughly and I choked back another moan. My back arched against the tree as I tried to pull him closer into me, the air was turning cool and chilling the sheen of sweat on my skin. Hidan and Kakuzu were indoors, they were all right but out here we were exposed.
With a jerk I came into his expectant hands, I gave a growl of frustration, I had hoped he would drink me as I had him, but that fantasy stayed unfulfilled. My eyes darkened with displeasure and I cruelly kicked him off me, hastily doing up my crumpled pants and scrambling to my feet.
"Dei-chan! Stay," Sasori argued and tried to reason with me, but I was done. Suddenly I didn't feel as I had before. Sex outside could be left to the naturists. Fuck that.
I made my way grumpily back through the dry scrubland, the day not nearly as hot and beautiful as before. It's as if I'm seeing everything through glass. I approach the patio and tiredly slump past the abandoned and smoking barbecue, I trudge into the house ignoring Zetsu and Tobi chasing each other down the corridor – obviously drunk.
Equally I ignore Hidan as he almost falls down the stairs, his hair is fucked and his shirt is still missing. He would appear drunk except I cannot smell drink on him, he trips and stumbles and Kakuzu catches him around the middle. So perfect together. I carry on walking as the taller man heaves him back up the stairs, I don't even want to know what they're up to.
I turn left and walk slowly into the lounge, I can't remember if Itachi ever turned up, if he did I never saw him, but there's Kisame. Kisame sitting the wrong way on that sofa, looks like he's about to fall off. Whose hands are those? I wonder, there are a pair of hands around Kisame's waist now gaining access to his chest. I didn't see any girls about the place except Konan, and surely I just passed her in the kitchen. I turn around and check back. Yes, there she is washing up.
Then who...?
A few seconds pass as I look away, thinking, and a small smirk appears on my face. When I look back the hands have advanced, they are now sliding along exposed skin, roaming freely down... I hear Kisame gasp softly and wonder – what the hell kind of woman would have him sitting on her lap? I have a vague feeling that I shouldn't witness this, or should at least give the guy some privacy but my curiosity gets the better of me and I step sideways, crane my neck and peer into the room.
My jaw drops
To say I was in shock would be the understatement of the centaury, for there, nipping slightly on Kisame's neck and with his hands dipping down into the man's shorts...was Pein.
A snigger rises to his lips as he sees me there, stunned and framed in the doorway, "Dei-chan, you're blushing" he drawls, then brushes his lips slightly against Kisame's, making him moan for it. He pulls away for an instant to add, "I've never seen you blush, it's rather amusing..." before pulling Kisame into a harsh kiss.
The blue haired man shifts closer, his thighs spread wide either side of Pein and his stomach presses into him. Below him, Pein is leaning back ever so slightly, exposing himself. Their lips lock and their eyes squeeze shut, sitting like that they were... you could see...
I have to admit, even from my position it looked...good and I hade to turn away before jealous emotions threatened to come crashing over me like dark waves. As I turned I saw poor Konan, oblivious and ignorant of her unfaithful boyfriend's actions, dutifully doing the dishes. The kinder side of me ached to leave her happy, but I have to tell her, it's what a friend would do right?
I approach her carefully and silently, my bare feet making no noise on the tiles. I lay a tanned hand across her shoulders and she looks around at me confused. I don't know how to begin. I open my mouth and glance back at the door to the lounge which I left ajar. My eyes wander the kitchen then finally make their way back to her.
"I..." I stutter nervously and stare at my feet like a guilty child. I brought such bad news, how could I look her in the eye?
"It's ok, Deidara" she comforts me, "I already know"
For the second time that day, my jaw opens and shuts like a fish with no water. "Konan – he –in the lounge...and Kisame..." I waffle on and she pats me on the back kindly.
"We've talked about this, briefly maybe but we're cool" she says suddenly firm. I hug her anyway. Out of the back window I can see Sasori traipsing back, I decide enough is enough. Sex outside may be no fun, but sex indoors is something I'm craving for. Let him come.
Konan's P.O.V – something I've never attempted but am itching to try...
I watch as my back door is swung violently open and the short red head bounds through into Deidara's waiting arms. I grab a tea towel and turn away so they don't see the solitary tear fall from my dark eyes. I'm not crying through happiness and I'm not crying for my own loss. I'm crying because theses bastards are totally wrecking my house.
"Hey Konan mind if I use the bathroom?" comes a shout from upstairs. And before I have time to say 'hell no', the door is slammed and I hear the water running. I am surrounded by burnt pots and pans and char grilled meat that probably used to be food. Mud, grass and dirty boot prints litter my floor and the smell of spilt beer is everywhere. Out on the patio my plants have been trodden on, squished into the ground. I don't even want to see the state of my lounge, and did I just hear
someone in my room upstairs? I pull at my hair, frustrated and angry. It's ok for Pein to have his boyfriends over, but it's me forever cleaning up!
Suddenly an idea occurs to me, and I slip out of my apron and follow in Deidara's footsteps down the hall and through into the dimly lit lounge where our two couples are tangled together in the half light. I am only slightly ashamed, after all this work I deserve a bit of...yaoi!
I crouch down behind a potted plant and pull out my camera phone. To my left, my ex boyfriend Pein and his new boyfriend Kisame are stretched out on the sofa we were given from his mum. Their tongues were ravelling and Pein's hands were moving explicitly. The shirts they had been wearing before were gone, revealing muscular arms and slick skin, shining with sweat. Their bodies were pressed closely and as yet neither one was on top. With a muffled gasp I saw Kisame's hands sneaking into Pein's shorts, dragging them down, pulling them off.
I suppressed a girlish giggle as I snapped away like a Japanese tourist. How much of this would I allow myself to watch? Kisame's fingers moved around, poised and dangerous just above Pein's entrance. Thinking smugly to myself that I was the only one in the room to know exactly how he liked it, it was like a slap in the face when I heard that bastard groan. Softly at first, then louder and louder as the blue haired man's fingers explored him and touched him in ways I'd never imagined.
"Kisame I...urgh..." he tried to form words but nothing would come. I felt jealous and averted my eyes, this time to watch Dei-chan get it on.
I enjoyed the way these two acted around each other. They blew hot and cold, sometimes lovin so hard in front of us you'd beg them to get a room, other times arguing so bad you wouldn't even think them friends. But here, in my lounge, they'd found a compromise. Sasori was utterly dominating, leaving no chances for Deidara to get the upper hand, or even draw breath from the long slow possessions that went by the name of kisses.
Deidara was whimpering and his eyelids were flickering, open and closed as Sasori searched for the ultimate position. His hands groped and felt every inch of the blonde he could reach,
"Unnn uuunn!" Deidara gave a throaty moan, and without warning bucked his hips violently into the redhead above him. This was proving to be more than fun. I scrutinized their movements, it wouldn't be long now before...
"Let's get these off..." Sasori growled and Deidara hissed as his pants were ripped off him. I grunted as he knocked over my little cat statues. The poor babies would be ruined! My sofas too if the grunts and moans from my left meant anything. Honestly. At least it wasn't my bedroom being ransacked...
"Hidan are you done yet?" Kakuzu wailed from the tarts boudoir that Konan called a bedroom. He'd been waiting what felt like hours surrounded by horrible ribbony, flowery abominations and reluctantly trying to clear up the mess. He'd used up all of Konan's perfume trying to cover up the smell of sex and sweat, but it was no use. The empty bottle lay guiltily where he had hidden it. At
least there were no icky things to worry about, like hiding tubes of lube. They hadn't used it, they never had. Hidan liked the feel of the things they did, and how they did them.
"Fucking masochist" Kakuzu snuffled and booted the bathroom door again
"Hey when I'm done I'm done ok?" he called from the bubbles and bathwater, "I like having a bath after sex! And I heard that." He added with a smile Kakuzu couldn't see.
Any moment now he'd realize that the door wasn't locked.
Hidan rolled over in the pink bathwater. He had no idea where Konan got her bath stuff from but it was about as girly as happy fluffy bunnies smiling sweetly in sugar town. He loved it. Looking round the gleaming bathroom he noticed there was almost certainly room for one more, the bath was practically a hot tub. He stretched out, splashing and waiting, just itching for Kakuzu to come striding through that door.
"Ok, that's enough come out NOW!" the other man bellowed and hammered at the door. When no reply came he threw his weight against it and with a splintering crack the door fell off its hinges at a geometric rate. Hidan raised his eyebrows.
"room for you too" he said quietly and smiled widely when Kakuzu dropped his shorts for the second time.
"Get the fuck in here" he challenged him and Kakuzu met his gaze with one of passion. He slipped into the hot water and gracefully sat atop Hidan. A blush appeared on the silver haired mans face and he bit his lip, Kakuzu's warmth was reaching him though it was near impossible that either of them could remain unsatisfied after what they'd just done. Each was craving more.
Cold hands took hold of Hidan's throat tightly, and he choked back a moan of pleasure
"Oh god...tighter" he hissed and Kakuzu's hands clenched fiercely. He was leaning forwards over the naked body, feeling Hidan's arousal growing yet again. He kissed him, roughly, their lips sliding and clashing, their teeth knocking together. The water made the bath slippery and Kakuzu gripped Hidan's hips with his knees, it seemed to turn the other man on even more,
"auh harder" he whined, it was a split between a cry and a moan and soon Kakuzu was feeling the pressure. Bending low over his chest he whispered into Hidan's ear,
"I'm going to fuck your mouth...and you're going to like it" he licked his lips and clutched the back of Hidan's head, forcing him closer. His mouth opened eagerly to receive...
Time was ticking on and the light outside was completely extinguished. The moon had risen over the roofs of the neighbourhood and cold dew lay over grass outside. Someone had stuck on a movie and the 9 drunken idiots were sitting around watching it. The lounge floor was covered with bottles and
fag ends...and someone's pants. The curtains were thankfully drawn but through the haze of heat and smoke not much could be seen anyhow.
The movie was just reaching the scary bit and the mood in the room was tense when the phone rang, startling everybody and making Tobi scream out loud.
"Ah hell you get it" everyone waved at everyone else and continued sitting, the phone rang a second time and the dutiful hostess ran to get it. There was a scream from the hall and Konan came running back into the room,
"It's Itachi" she wailed, "They've found Jeriah's body!"
"What that perv?" asked Deidara
"Always hated him" agreed Zetsu nodding
"Didn't we bump him off a few weeks ago?" said Pein, confused,
"I've never seen such handiwork with simply a crowbar" smile Sasori, recalling the incident
"Took ages to get the blood off the tires, too" complained Kakuzu
"motherfucker" said Hidan
"Yes," said Konan as if explaining events to a group of 3 year olds, "if they've found the body...they know it's us!"
Every face in the room turned white, then everything happened at once.
"No time to pack! Grab they keys let's go!"
"We meet Itachi at the airport!"
"Kuzu, where are my pants??"
Everything was thrown up in the air and Konan had difficulty making her voice heard,
"Guys! Itachi IS at the airport, he's booked us a flight, we need to leave pronto. It's goodbye to Konoha I'm afraid..."
"Don't care, though I think we should blow up this house" ...everyone stared at Deidara
"you've lost it you tard" muttered Tobi
"No, we fake our own deaths, cover the trail!" Deidara exclaimed and everybody saw the genius in the plan.
"I'll do it" said Pein standing up, the rest of you go, we'll meet at the airport.
"Terminal 3" Konan added helpfully, and with that they left in a rush of screeching tires, smoke and dust. Pein was left alone, saying goodbye to his old life. He left the gas running, and 10 minutes later threw a lighted match out of the window of his already speeding car. He hit 80 mph as the whole structure exploded.
"Fuck off, Konoha" he yelled, flailing a middle finger out if the sunroof. It was time to start afresh...
fin
Beer runs out (oh no)
Deidara goes to the tree to get warm from being in cold pool and Sasori meets him there with the last bottle of booze...
Pein konan bbq love