-AN: Hey guys, Lindsey here. So sorry there hasn't been an update in forever…Schools been busy and I had time to do this over break but chose not to so I'm really sorry for that…so without further ado, Chapter 4 of iForgot Sam's Birthday, which includes a bitta twistt;)--

iForgot Sam's Birthday

Chapter 4, iGet A Hunk

Sam's POV:

Time seems to pass by quickly around Seattle…It rains nearly everyday and you can feel it getting colder, Our second winter break/Christmas with iCarly. It doesn't seem that long though. Yeah didn't I tell you we made up…Long fight huh? Uno year. Yeah I used a Spanish number instead of an English one get over it! You can see I haven't changed much. But believe me Carly and Freddie have. Remember? There "dating". If you call holding hands and calling each other "Freddie'o and Carly'o" All the time "dating" Its sickening. There kissing now as we speak. I don't like looking…It ties my stomach in knots. No I'm not jealous you nubs!…I think.

It seems like ever since that day Freddie told me and…"hugged" me, (If you can recall that day I will hunt you down because I told you not to mark it down.) I've felt some feelings towards him…But I've tried ignoring them. Trust me it doesn't work. Hopefully this won't go on forever…wait…I've got it, to get rid of the nub get a new scrub! That's it. I'll find a new guy best friend. Hehe. I'm so smart. Mama's got it all, the brains, beauty and the…wait scratch the brains thing I'm not a nerd. Operation get a new guy best friend starts now!….Actually tomorrow I'm way to tired to get a new Freddork to like me. So I began my journey.

First off, to find a new guy best friend I needed the following qualities, Hottness, hottness, and he's gentlemen enough to not pick his nose in front of me. Or at least when I'm not looking. Hey what? Mama's got pretty low standards. Anyway, I walked into school extremely peppy. I saw Gibby. And there goes the peppyness. Oh great he's coming over here. Did I mention without a shirt? I swear I bet he puts it on when he showers! Oh god I just thought of Gibby in the shower! Okay I'm done with this thought. Anyway… I see a few good suspects. Ooh…Who's this hunk? I look by the doorway and suddenly a muscular, black haired, tan god walks in.

".Chiz." I say and fall down slowly against a locker. Freddie walks in behind me with Carly holding hands. He looks at me looks at the guy and then untwines his hand with Carly's and scoffs loudly. He sighs and runs his hands through his hair. Carly looks confused.

"Uh Freddie…you okay?" Carly says with a slight annoyance in her voice.

"Yeah…Brilliant." Freddie says with a tone of sarcasm as he takes one look back and the guy and I and retakes Carly's hand slightly awkwardly and walks to class.

Well now that I can feel my legs again, I get up and approach him slowly. I'm not the one to go gaga over a guy but I couldn't believe myself when this slipped out,

"HiI'!" I covered my mouth instantly. I'm sure my face looked as red as my backpack. Before I could walk away I saw him hold me back,

"Hey your Sam Puckett aren't you?" The hunk said with a huge smile.

"Yeah…do you watch iCarly?" I say kind of confused, because he looks like a junior or senior, so I really highly doubted that he'd watch iCarly.

"No, but my brother does…you know him I'm pretty sure." The hunk says with a slightly light smile towards me. I swear I've seen that smile before. But trying to avoid me looking even more stupid then I have, I ask him who his brother is.

"Well who's your brother?" I say kind of hinting at him to tell me.

"Oh I'm sure you know him. Freddie Benson?" The hunk said with a short but sort of awkward smile. My heart stopped beating. I think I just peed my pants. Freddie's got a hot azz brother! What the yuck is with that?!

"Freddie. Benson." I say the words like there road kill. He looks kind of confused at me.

"You two are friends no?" He says again. Who does this guy think he is? Talking all French like, I got enough of that with the guy and the poodle dog!

"We're…friends." I say slowly trying to still process the fact that Freddie has a secret brother that he's never said anything about! Okay okay, I know what your thinking with those little annoying alter ego voices. "Sam you did that too, never told Freddie about Melanie! Oh why jump to conclusions!?" Well you know what voices? Shut up because hardly anyone listens to their conscience. Especially Sam Puckett.

"Well…yeah I'm his brother, Finlay.. But I go by Finn.." He says with a smile.

"Uh, not to be mean…well actually kinda trying to, but how old are you? And why has Freddor- I mean Freddie--" I say saving myself, "Not talk about you…".

"Hah, oh wow. Haven't answered this in awhile…Well you see I'm actually--" Finn starts when suddenly cops burst through the door and tell everyone to freeze. Suddenly Finn's taken away and Freddie's standing behind one of the cops. I look at him and just glare and shake my head.

I mean… I wanted to know what happened but…He was taken away…by cops? I mean that's happened to me before but I never even knew how old the dude was…Well one things for certain, I definitely need to find this Finn guy and find out what exactly he's doing here and why exactly Freddie doesn't want anything to do with him.

I guess my new guy best friend plan will have to wait, sides I might get a lil bitta love from this guy soon a wink wink ;).

--Hey guys, so sorry about the long not updated story. Thanks for sticking with me. I promise an update soon, and trust me you won't guess what Finn really is. ;) Ciao, Linds.--