Draco Malfoy
"Malfoy, Draco!"
A Malfoy. This was an obvious one. All the Malfoys were cruel. He didn't bother even trying to listen to this guy. He obviously wanted Slytherin. He could tell.
As he was lowered onto Draco's head, he glimpsed his hair.
That was definitely Slytherin hair.
"SLYTHERIN!" he screamed.
A/N: Yeah, I know it's really really dumb. To make up for it, I am now putting up two chapters with it. :)