A/N: A/N Thank you, awesomerthanuhp, for your support in the past two chapters. Stay tuned cos I have a Very Important Announcement at the end of the chapter!

Fred Weasley

"Weasley, Fred!"

Oh, no, no, not another Weasley!

This boy was definitely a Weasley. He shared his father's flaming red hair, and that jolly grin.

Well well well, another Weasley?

Whadya mean another?

Well, I've done a few in my time.

Well, duh. I mean, there are dozens of us.

Right. I can tell. Who's that boy out there, who looks precisely like you?

My partner in crime, my twin brother, George. You'll be stuck with him next, I presume. And I'm telling you, if you separate us, we will NOT be very pleased. If you know what I mean.

You remind me of Sirius Black.

Excuse me?! He's a serial killer!

Is he really? He didn't strike me as so at his time.

Well you aren't a very good judge of character.

Judging by that, neither are you!

Hmph.

So..you like to play pranks?

Yup, you should see the torture George and I inflict on Ron and Ginny!

And they are..?

Our little brother and littler sister. Ron is eight, and Ginny is seven. Ginny's real tough, but Ron's something of a wimp.

You take advantage of this?

Sure!

Ah ha. Slytherin would be perfect!

Wait, WHAT?

Well, if you refuse, I suppose not..let's see, you're farther away from Hufflepuff than Albus Dumbledore in his time, and he was pretty far to tell the truth..

So I've heard.

Hmm. Playing so many pranks, not only on young children..but your older siblings also. Very clever, very clever indeed.

Yup, I'm a genius, I am!

I agree. It's also quite a brave thing. Hmm, I can't decide now..Ravenclaw or Gryffindor? Ravenclaw..yes, I think that would be a clever fit. You are smart as an owl, and I can definitely see you succeed.

No.

No?

I refuse to be placed in Ravenclaw.

Oh, all right, if you really really want. You're more brave and chivalrous than smart, I guess. Gryffindor it is..a true Weasley.

"GRYFFINDOR!"

A/N: Finished already? Right, here's the announcement!

I am holding something of a contest. In my head is a number 0-10. THROUGH REVIEWS, pick a number through 0-10 and the winner(s) can, through reviews, select anyone at all to be Sorted! You may not P.M me. If more than one person chooses the correct number, then both of their selections will be Sorted. Good luck! And something you should know: the next chapter will be George! So don't pick him. :)