Well, Raph's day is gonna be turned upside down thanks to Master Shifu.


Chapter 12: Raph's Training Day

The next morning, Raph was the only one awake after his first night in the bunkhouse in China. He stood outside the front, looking at the morning sky. He's thinking about how he can torment Musaki and with Tigress' assistance to make his life miserable. He smirked an angry smile and said, "Be afraid, kid. Be very afraid."

Not long, Musaki came out of the bunkhouse and saw Raph in front of him. He sighed softly and rolled his eyes to know that he wasn't gonna let him get to him. So, he kept walking and as he passed Raph, he said, "Morning."

"Hey, kid. Wanna start a fight where you can lose?"

"No, thanks."

"I'm not leaving until I know that you're afraid."

"I think you might mant to check your weapon or your brain, because I don't think both of them are malfunctioning."

"You calling me stupid?"

"You said it, not me."

"I will make your life so miserable, you wouldn't live to see tomorrow."

"At least I don't have anger issues."

That got him heated and he grabbed him by the arms and shouted, "Listen here! Watch who you're talking to! You don't even know how you're dealing with!"

"Obviously, a turtle with an ego and a brain of a donkey who hates teenage pandas. You've got problems, dude."

"You better shut up!"

"Or what?"

"Something's gonna happen!"

Musaki started laughing and said, "You'll do nothing. Not-hing! You're not gonna do no chiz."

"Chiz?"

"Are you keeping up or something?"

"You shut up!"

Musaki got away from Raph's arms and walks away from him. He shouts, "Come back here, you little brat!"

"You are not the boss of me, ugly-saurus!"

"Ugly-saurus! Oh, you're gonna get it!"

"Raphael!"

Just as soon as he plans to do some harm to Musaki, he gets stopped by both Shifu and Splinter. Splinter looks at Musaki and asked, "You okay, Musaki-san?"

"I'm cool."

"Is my son giving you trouble?"

"No, he's just leaving...and so am I."

Musaki walked off and Shifu asked, "Where you going?"

"Heading over to the Sacred Peach Tree. I'm waiting for Leo, Mikey and Donny to do some yoga together."

"Okay. We'll handle Raphael."

"For what?" asked Raph.

"We'll talk when we're going to the training hall."

All of a sudden, they see Leo, Donny and Mikey coming through and Leo said, "We're gonna follow Musaki to see how he does yoga."

"All right. Just listen to what he says." Splinter said.

"Especially you, Mikey."

"Me? What are you guys talking about? I listen." Mikey replied.

"Since when? Everytime you think you listen and we ask you what it is, you always pull that confused look and said, 'uh...what was it again?'" Donny said.

"You're mocking my confusion?"

"Let's just go."

"I don't get it, dudes."

Shifu looked at Splinter and asked, "How do you deal with that?"

"Don't ask."

Minutes later, Shifu, Splinter and Raph went to the training hall and Shifu told him, "You've already trained to ninja, but I bet you haven't seen kung-fu."

"What are you saying?"

"Mind if I take it from here?"

"Go ahead." Splinter said.

Shifu went in front of Raph and planned to work him harder after hearing that he planned to torment Musaki while they're here. He chuckled and said, "Let's begin."

"Are you up to something?"

"Don't question it. Just do what I say."

"What do I have to do?"

All of a sudden, the rest of the Five came over here and Shifu said, "I'll let you take it with them."

He looked at all of them and he realizes that they're gonna spar him as a way of keeping him from bullying Musaki.

Viper said, "We heard about what you did yesterday with Musaki, so I think we're gonna show you how it feels."

Raph's eyes widened and asked, "You guys gonna...attack me?"

"Pretty much."

"Sensei, are you serious?"

"It is not my training this time. Splinter said.

Then, he looked at all of them and said, "Oh, shell no."

Viper went in first and he started laughing at her and said, "A girly snake! Ooh, I'm scared now!"

Then, Viper came towards him and spiked him with her tail and raised him up in the air and landed on his face. Then, she came down and Raph tried to fight her back, but she already wrapped him around and said, "This is for calling me girly snake."

She leaped up in the air and swiped him in the face and then, she told him, "And also, that was for everything else."

It was also Tigress' turn, but this time, she came to him and said, "I'm gonna take it easy on you."

He stood up and then, just make some attacks and a few pucnhes and she was about to make a few defense strikes at him and both of them are stirring to the kung-fu/ninjitsu thing going. Then, she stopped at looked at him and just gave him a wink as well.

Next, Mantis was up and he hopped towards Raph's beak and asked, "You ready for a little pain again?"

"Bring it on, short stuff!"

"That was unnecessary."

"So's your size."

Mantis hopped out of his beak and not only for a few seconds, Raph was pummelled, tumbled, rolled over and flipped several times harder than ever by Mantis. Then, he lifted him up and threw him across the field, and after that, he hopped up to his eyes and said, "Again, I may be small, but I pack a big punch. Also, that was for making Musaki pee on himself."

It was Monkey's turn and he used his staff and just twirled around with it and beat him down with it on his shoulders, back and almost every part of his body and then, he charged to him and knocked him down with his feet and it made Raph fall down on the ground.

Crane had a go at it and swoops from the air and punches him in the leg and Raph tries to fight him back with his sai, but with every turn he goes, Crane dodges it and knocks him slightly down.

Then, Zeke has a go at it and he's using his nunchuks in front of Raph. Raph asked, "Where'd you get these nunchuks from? My brother has some of these and they're much cooler than yours."

Zeke twirls around his nunchuks and said, "You ain't seen nothing yet."

Raph goes to knock him out with his sais, but Zeke knows that he was no match and takes him down with his feet and knuckles. Then, he kicked him in the face and does a backflip and falls on top of him, thus bodyslamming him to the ground. He gets up and Raph groans heavily, feeling that bodyslam was huge.

"That's for messing with my brother."

"Well done, students. I'll take it from here." Shifu said.

Shifu comes over to Raph and Splinter is behind him and tells Raph, "If you ever plan to torture or torment Musaki, you might as well remember that feeling about being pummelled. Is that understood?"

Raph looked at Splinter and he said, "Don't look at me. He's not my master."

He didn't think that was such a big deal and then, it seems as though he's not giving in to whatever they say, so Shifu called out Po to come over and he ran as quickly as possible and asked, "Yes, Master Shifu?"

"Sit on Raphael, please."

Raph looked shocked and asked, "What? Why are you asking a big, fat panda to sit on me?"

"He's gonna sit on your face until you change your mind."

Po got to Raph and said, "Is my butt room for you?"

"No way!"

"Po, sit."

Then, the worse was coming for Raph-Po's butt coming to sit on Raph. As soon as he sits on him, Raph was screaming and groaning in disgust for that. He asked, "How big is your butt?"

"One can never answer that question."

"What does that mean?"

"He can sit there until Raph changes his mind?"

"Yes. This is the very first time you could do that since your butt is that big enough."

Not long, Po suddenly feels something inside him that's gonna release in somewhere down there. He turns to Shifu and asked, "You think Raph can cover his nose?"

"Cover my nose? What do you mean?" asked Raph.

"Well-"

Not too long, he lets one rip of out his butt and Raph groaned in complete disgust by smelling his fart. He suddenly comes to his senses and said, "Okay, okay! I surrender! I won't torture Musaki! Just get this fat tub of butter-sized panda off me!"

Shifu chuckled softly and said, "Panda, up."

Po gets up and Raph is finally set free and can breathe air again. Then, he turns to Po and said, "Never...do that again!"

"Hey, this is a first. By the way, excuse me."

Raph shuddered a little and left the training hall. Shifu told him, "This is only the beginning of it."

"Oh, great. Another torture training. I can hardly wait." he said, sarcastically.

Zeke was laughing hysterically and went towards Po and said, "That was so funny! I wish Musaki could've been there to see this."

"I know, right?"

"Where is he, anyway?"

"He's at the Sacred Peach Tree teaching Mikey, Donny and Leo yoga."

"He's getting good at the yoga stuff, isn't he?"


Was that funny or what? What do you guys think might happen next? Find out when I post more! Hope I made this ending your day. Laterz!