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Chapter 4

-Never Insult the Person Cooking Your Food-

I was shaken out of my extreme interest in the movie by Jazzy sitting down next to me on the love seat. He had a blanket in his hands and motioned for me to scoot closer to him. I did and he covered us with the blanket. It smelled like him. "You smell like cinnamon and boy." He chuckled started running his fingers through my hair.

"What's gone on so far?"

"Well they're both spies and they're married but they don't know that the other is a spy so..." I told Jasper the whole synopsis of the movie we were watching.

He started humming along to the slow, soft tango song on the movie and it was extremely hypnotic.

I was asleep before I could count to ten.

JPOV

Bella was asleep in my arms. Every now and then she'll whisper my name and it slaps a smile right on my face.

Alice and Edward left a while ago, they'd been no fun since Alice got pregnant.

Rose and Emmett were making out on the couch across from Bella and I.

I was going to be sore as fuck tomorrow if I slept on this couch with Bella, but I didn't have the heart to leave her, and I didn't want to wake her up since she'd finally gotten to sleep. She got up pretty damn early and probably had a hard first day at the Bella Pixie.

I was happy when I was with Bella. Plus, when she called me Jazzy I would do just about anything for her. I knew what that meant, I didn't want to say it just yet.

The movie finally ended and I started to drift off to sleep too.

I woke up because I felt something warm and soft against my neck. I opened my eyes and saw Emmett licking my neck.

"Morning gorgeous."

"What the fuck Emmett!"

Bella and Rose cracked up together as they walked down the staircase.

"You're pretty."

I pushed him off of me and tried to wipe some of his slobber off of me.

"You're fucking sprung dude. I was licking you and all you were doing was moaning Bella's name."

"I don't even know what me and Bella are right now."

"Well it's obviously something."

I didn't respond, I got my ass off of the couch and marched downstairs and into that kitchen.

"What are we?"

She turned our with a confused look on her face. "Humans?"

"No, I mean, where do we classify ourselves. Are we friends or what?"

She was looking at me like I was making a fool of myself. I probably was.

"Well I'm not your girlfriend. And we aren't fuck buddies. But I don't think I'm just your friend."

I nodded for her to continue.

"I'm your skank repellent." I burst out laughing.

"What?"

"Well, I keep all the skanky bitches off of you, make sure you're always in a good mood. You just spray me on before you walk out the door, and voila! The hussies fly away. I may not be ready for us, but that doesn't mean someone else can have you."

She went to point her spatula at me but it only nailed me in the face with some cheesy scrambled eggs.

"Shit! I'm sorry!" I cracked up and almost dropped to the floor in laughter.

We both laughed together for a while and it felt so nice. We kept up the laughter until Edward walked in.

"Alice isn't feeling very well. She called to see if Lily could handle the store today, and she said yes, so you've got a day to yourself Bella." After he'd told Bella he turned around and went back to Alice. Those two were with each other every spare moment.

"I don't feel like doing anything but sleeping. I'm still tired as hell from last night."

Emmett waltzed into the kitchen. "Why Bella? Jasper's that good in bed?"

She had a cocky grin on her face "Emmett, do you really think it's a good idea making the person cooking your food mad?" His smiled faded and was replaced by a mock glare "Oh, and yes, he is that good." That put a smile on my face.

Breakfast went well after that. Rose joined us, but didn't eat anything, which was abnormal.

Everyone was talking about what to do today.

"Why don't you guys bring Bella to Sway tonight to visit me?"

"Sounds good. I've got a yoga class in an hour, do you want to come Bells?"

"No thanks. I'd rather just hang around here and catch up on some sleep."

Rose nodded and grabbed Emmett. "Let's go baby." She got him out of here before he could eat anything else.

Bella and I were finally alone. "You're going back to bed in that?" She looked down at herself, she still had on her dress from last night and didn't look pleased.

"No dumb-ass. I'm going to shower and change."

"Mm. Shower. I'm going to need a cold one after I give that one some thought."

"Perv."

"Tease."

I walked out of the kitchen chuckling.

BPOV

I left the kitchen not long after Jasper and went upstairs to my room, I didn't have anything to comfortable to sleep in so I decided to just borrow one of Jazz's t-shirts when I got out of the shower.

The shower itself was boring, so my mind started drifting to everything that had happened in the last week.

I moved to Washington.

Got a boyfriend.

Got a business.

Left my mom to die.

All of those things were great, and I was so happy, but I felt like there was a catch. Good shit like this doesn't just happen.

I walked into Jazz's room with just a towel wrapped around me. I was teasing him, I know, but it was just too cute watching him suffer when I did it on purpose.

"I need something to sleep in."

He was laying in bed already with just pajama bottoms on. "Nope. I will enable you with your clothes wearing habit."

I rolled my eyes and walked through the already open door of his closet. Alice hadn't done any damage in here. It was messy, shirts were thrown all over the place.

I rummaged through the drawers until I found a pair of boxers and a tee. I quickly threw them on, but not before making sure I was out of the line of sight of Jasper so he wouldn't get a free peep-show.

Walking back into the room while stretching, I looked around and other than the big bed and a nightstand, all he had was a TV.

"Damn it Bella. You look so fucking sexy in my clothes." I filed that information away for later, but blew it off at the current moment.

"I'm not sleepy."

"Then put in a movie."

"Where are they?"

He reached into the nightstand and pulled out a giant case.

"Can I choose?" I shrugged. "Go for it."

I was dancing back and forth, trying to work out some of my energy so I could lie down next to Jasper.

"Horror or comedy?" He was holding up two DVD's.

Laughing would keep us up, and Jazzy had to work and I didn't want to keep him from sleeping.

"Horror." He smiled and handed the disc to me.

I looked at it, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Cringing, I put it into the TV, which had a built in DVD player.

Once I'd done that Jazz patted the bed next to him, signaling me to come over. I did, staying on top of the covers though.. He had a remote in his hand and started up the movie.

It was a horrible movie. Too much killing. Every time something bloody happened, I squealed and buried my head in a pillow. Jasper didn't even seem affected by the killing.

Eventually I fell asleep, being scared is hard work.

I didn't have the dream. I didn't dream at all. It was like being with Jasper counteracted the nightmares.

The bed started shaking and I looked up. Jasper was running his fingers through his messy blond hair.

"Sorry Bells. Didn't mean to wake you up. I've gotta get ready for work?"

"How long have we been asleep?"

"A couple of hours. It's two now."

"I guess I should go check on Alice."

"Okay. I'll come see you before I go."

I rubbed my eyes and walked down the big hallway to the last room. I knocked on it and waited for a response.

"Come in." Alice yelled it so I was glad I wasn't disturbing her sleeping or anything.

She was sitting in a cute little red armchair reading a book.

"What's up Bella?"

"Just came to check on you. How are you feeling?"

Alice rolled her eyes. "I had some stomach cramps this morning and Edward freaked out. I'm actually fine."

"Good." I plopped down on the red chair across from her.

"So when is the baby due anyways?"

"October 21st. It's a girl. We've decided on the name too!"

Wow. About two more months and Ali was going to be a mommy. "What is it?"

"Audrey Marie Masen. I wanted her name to start with an A, like mine. Then, she had to have some of her favorite auntie in her name so we choose Marie."

I was going to be an auntie. Audrey Marie. "I love you Ali-cat."

"I love you too Bells."

"So when did you find out you were pregnant." Alice set her book on the floor and took a deep breath.

"About a month after I moved up here, Edward and I went to this art exhibit downtown. After-wards, he took me to this bar and I was having a really good time."

"Edward got a phone call and had to go outside to talk, I didn't mind, so he left. This guy came up to me, and started hitting on me. I told him off, but he wouldn't give up."

"Thank god Edward came back when he did. When we were walking out, Edward got another call and stopped to take it. He said he was going to get the car and he'd pick me up, so I just waited there."

"The guy from the bar came back, his name was James. He grabbed me and I tried to push him off but he was too strong. He pulled me into this alley and tried to take off my clothes."

"I wouldn't let him though, I was screaming and kicking. Finally Edward found me and pushed the guy off of me. I got to watch him beat the guys ass."

"Him protecting me and me being so scared ended up in a not so smart choice in the back of his Volvo, and that's how Audrey was conceived."

I couldn't think of anything to else to say. "That's going to be a hell of a story to tell her if she ever asks."

We were laughing and talking again, just like old times.

Jasper came in and hugged Alice and kissed me on the cheek as a goodbye. Once he left, Alice demanded details.

"Since you both ignored my warnings, you can at least tell me how the sex is."

"I haven't ignored your warning totally. We aren't together. I'm just his skank repellent. And besides, we've only done it once Alice."

She stared at me like I was kidding. "How? You've gotta be giving it up a lot for him to be acting like that. You've got him on lock Bells, Maybe Rose and I should take some tips."

I just laughed at her and shook my head. "I'd like to be doing it with him, but I'm not ready. I thought you didn't want us to be together?"

"Well Bella, You are a female, you have needs." I decided to change the subject, and quickly.

"Speaking of Rose, we're going to Sway tonight. You in?"

She shook her head. "Nah, Edward's going to be here soon. I can help you get ready though."

"Sure. I'm going to have to look pretty hot, I might be able to keep the skanks eyes off of Jasper, but I'll need to keep his eyes off of them too."

Alice shook her head but followed me into my room.

A/N:Next chapter has been totally revised. I love it so much more than the original. I think ya'll will too. Writing Jasper makes me miss Texas so freaking much.

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