This one, albeit somewhat dumb, is better than the chapter before this—I think and hope! It sends the time zone into a warped nothingness, though, so just know I'm going to do it totally out of order from here on..I might do Hagrid later on..but probably not. And I should thank ZekeDarklord for this idea. :)

Ginny Weasley

"Weasley, Ginny!"

No. No. NO..PLEASE let this be the last one!

Hi, Hat!

Hello, young girl..

In case you're wondering, I'm the last Weasley!

YES! THANK THE LORD, YES!

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…That was odd..

..Let's forget I ever said that. Now...er...okay. So. You appear to be worried about something?

Yes, I can't find my brother!

I can see Percy, Fred, George...who—

Ron!

Oh him..

I happen to like him!

Well yeah, I get that! I wonder where he is...seemed a real adventurous type; he's probably off with some friends, mucking about. Okay, let's see. That trust and care for your brother deems you quite worthy of..Hufflepuff..

Erm..I'd rather not..

Worthy, worthy, I didn't say you could necessarily be there. You lack..certain qualities.

Like..?

Oh, I dunno..you just don't seem Hufflepuffy enough!

Why, thank you.

You're welcome..

Am I smart, Hat?

Smart?

Yes, smart. Ravenclaw-smart.

You are not.

What?!

Well you asked..you aren't book smart. However, you are very street smart.

Haha. Like that makes a bloody difference..

It pretty well does. You think half of the snots in Ravenclaw—

Snots?

Ahem, I mean, well mannered clever children, will survive two days on the street when battle strikes? No!

Aw, man, I wanted to be with my friend Luna. She's a genius.

*Shudder shudder. Luna..she was frightening.

You know what I hate?

Luna?

No, she's my best friend actually. I hate being a Weasley.

Why?

Because we always come last! Because of the "W". Why couldn't I Easley? Why W? Huh? Huh?

It means you're the last to die..

Well, somebboodiiess morbid!

Yes, you got a problem?

Can you Sort me already?

Yes, yes..Luna..you're just as smart as her, even though with her charm, she's probably a tad smarter. But you, you know the way of the worlds. You know how to survive. You would brave anything for your family and friends.

No one ever complimented me like that before...

Well, now you've experienced it. Such bravery can only equal to..

"GRYFFINDOR!"

And by the way, a peek into the future told me your brother will arrive sooner than you'd prefer...

I know the Sorting Hat can't tell the future and all, but hey you never know, huh? ;) Right I apologize again for the last chapter—it sucked. I had a lot on my shoulders what with exams and other schoolwork. I wanted to spin something out for the pure joy of writing. I then made the mistake of posting it, where I most definitely should have kept in snug in my computer. I am considering deleting it all together. What do you think?

I'm sorry. Reallly sorry. Hope this one made up for it. :)