A/N: Hi all, thanks so much for five pages of reviews! Sorry for such few updates, been really busy. R&R.
James Potter
"Potter, James!"
A scraggly looking boy, tall and thin, with messy hair and a wry grin sauntered over to the hat. He winked at the Black boy over at the Gryffindor table and suavely slid onto the stool. McGonagall placed the Hat over his beautiful hazel eyes.
Yo.
...Excuse me?
Hulloo, hat. My name is James Potter and I am so awesome.
..Um, right then. Why do you think you're awesome?
I have cool hair, cool eyes, and am smart, witty, and cool.
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Well? Sort me.
All right then. Let's see. You are stuck up, conceited, and have the untrue impression that the world revolves around you.
I do not.
You do too.
I do not.
You do too.
I do NOT!
Oh, forget it. You are obviously not going to listen to me. Hm, let's see..how would you like to be in Slytherin?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'll take that as a no.
ARE. YOU. INSANE????
What's so bad about Slytherin?
I am NOT a Slytherin!
Oh really.
I am NOT a Slytherin.
Can you tell me what the qualities of a Slytherin are.
Stuck up and conceited.
And what qualities do stuck up, conceited people have?
They think they have good looks, are smart, witty and—
Is that sounding familiar?
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Oh, come on!
See where I'm going with this? You need to LEARN, boy, that just because Lily Evans is pretty does not mean she's going—oh, sorry, I mean, just because you are spoiled by your parents does not mean that you are the most special boy on the planet.
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What was that about Evans?
Oh for HEAVEN'S SAKE!
All right, all right, all right. But..she is pretty..
CAN WE GET ON WITH THE SORTING???
CALM down!
Right. You are smart enough for Ravenclaw, cunning enough for Slytherin, just enough for Hufflepuff, and loyal enough for Gryffindor. Hmm..
Can I go in Gryffindor?
Let's see..I see that with time, your head will deflate a bit, and you really are quite loyal, sticking up for that Lupin boy on the train when that idiot was mean to him, very nice..yes, I do think you would do well in Gryffindor..
"GRYFFINDOR!"
..So..what was that about Evans?