Hey guys! Just a quick heads-up; I probably won't update too much over spring break. Skiing kinda gets in the way of writing XD;; Oh, and the funny thing about Seamore is that he actually does have big eyebrows, even without Lee XDD

The raven-haired hamster felt impending doom looming over him as the figure in the water noticed him. It shook the water out of its perfectly straight bowl-cut hair and grinned blindingly.

"Hello there, youthful citizen! My name is Seamore! Water does not scare me! I love it! It is the essence of YOUTH!"

Sasuke just stared. "Lee?"

"How did you know my middle name? You must be especially youthful! Well done!" The hamster swam to shore and climbed up next to the appalled Sasuke. "But you have great timing! I have to ask of you a favor! There is something stuck to my shell of youth, and it will not come off! So please, offdoff it for me!"

The magic book came out, "offdoff" was written in, and disappeared again in a matter of minutes. "Fine, L- err, Seamore."

One offdoff later and the training seat was in his hands. "Oh! A potty training seat! How unyouthful! But regardless, it is funny. I shall keep it." He stared at Sasuke with his large eyes, creeping him out again.

"Oh! You must be Sasuke! Boss has told me all about you. I hope that we will become youthful friends! Yosh!" He shot Sasuke the infamous Nice Guy pose. (A/N: Seamore actually gives you a peace sign XD)

"I have also opened up a Photography club! Please, do come visit!" He left, leaving Sasuke looking after him. Said raven-haired hamster switched his gaze to the battery. He put two and two together and got four, or at least he realized that he'd need a battery for the boat. He glanced around- nope, no one was around to witness the embarrassing thing he was about to do. Walking up to the battery-cum-bridge, he took a deep breath.

"Off…doff…"

The fancy backflip dance was over and done with shortly, and Sasuke stuffed the battery into its hammerspace. He scampered away from the scene of his crime and stood in front of the boat. Now he looked around again. The crazy hamster had his back turned, so Sasuke hurriedly "putput'd" the battery into the bottom of the boat. Hopping in, he revved up the machine and sped towards the dock on the other side of the river.

Driving smoothly up to the wooden slats, Sasuke hopped off as the girl came running towards him. There were tears in her eyes but she quickly wiped them away.

"I was just thinking I would n-never escape! I—" She stared at him.

"S-S-Sasuke-san?"

"Hinata?"