Me: So...what now?
Everyone: -shrugs-
Everyone: Dunno.
Me: ...You're the cast.
Everyone: You're the author.
Me: -sweat drop-
Me: This isn't getting anywhere.
Everyone: You think?
Me: -anime fall-
Me: I'm just going to begin now...
Everyone: Good.
Me: -sweat drop-
Before you begin...
Note: When using Mandarin Chinese or any other words in another language, the words in English will be in (here). {Also note that I may write the wrong word. I am not fluent in Chinese or those other languages!} If you do know the correct one, please tell me. I don't want it to stay wrong forever.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its characters except my version of the plot and characters.
-o-o- Chapter 2 -o-o-
Morning Adventures
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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
Ichigo, Renji, Rukia, and the rest of the shinigami gang plus human companions were currently sitting in their classroom, 1-3. All of them were just making small talk like regular human students would do and talking about random stuff. But the one thing that was on their mind was where the hell three of their friends were. They haven't even showed up to school yet, which was unusual, and the bell was about to ring. So, they all just sat there, waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
And Waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Some more waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Waiti-
"OK, WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE THREE?!" Ichigo finally burst, twitching as he leaned against the wall. His eyes were on the clock that read in less than ten minutes the bell was going to ring and his missing friends were still proclaimed missing from the class. Everyone around him shrugged.
"How should we know?" Renji asked, not really bothered by the fact they were not there yet. He was standing nearby with Rukia by his side. She also seemed calm about the current situation compared to her orange-headed friend.
"Y-" Ichigo began again but was so rudely interrupted by the sound of a door sliding open. Looking towards the door, he glanced, along with the rest of the class, to see who it was. What they saw standing there made every single breathing person in the room drop their jaws all the way to the floor.
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"H-How..."
"That's..."
"They're...in..."
"...is that even possible?"
"Should...we even ask...?"
"That really suits them..."
"...that's just plain wrong..."
"PERVERT!"
"SHUT UP!!! DON'T YOU KNOW I WAS BEING SARC....SCAR..."
"Sarcastic?"
"Yeah! That's the word!"
"At least we can't call him an ol-"
Pulse vein.
"WHO YOU'RE CALLING AN OLD MAN?!"
Sweat drops.
"Well...he's still him."
"Hai."
"Despite looking like that?"
"Yup."
"Hey everyone!"
Second sweat drops.
"She's still her smiling self...like usual."
"Once again, yup."
For those that don't know, everyone in the class was currently staring at a scene that would never be forgotten soon. After all, you never see something like this happen on a usual basic when attending class 1-3. Besides, whoever would try and just think about this would be long time dead before they could even try and plan this sort of thing.
"Err...hi?" Orihime greeted, smiling weakly as she stood in the doorway. Hitsugaya and Matsumoto were also her, making the three almost late students finally appear in class. But what could have been so odd that the class was still staring in shock?
Ichigo broke the silence next, pointing between the three of them at the same time. "Any reason you three are covered in trash and paint?"
It was true; the two division ten shinigamis and teen human were covered in all sorts of trash and a variety of colored paint. Orihime had her hair painted with random bits of black and red that it could have look like she was having a small Halloween day in her hair. Except for the banana peel that sat on top of her painted hair. Other fruit peels like apples and pears lingered on the rest of her uniform. The grossest part however was that the weird gray mush that sat on her right shoulder seemed to have moved and twitched a bit as she stood there.
Hitsugaya was in about the same predicament. His once spiky white hair was now matted down with paint hand-prints that it looked like a toddler used his head as a canvas for hand painting. Unlike Orihime, his uniform didn't having any weird lumps on his shoulder but he was still covered in trash. But the kind he had on were some day leftover fish...and they didn't need to see it to tell that he was covered in it. The smell was a big hint itself.
But Matsumoto was the biggest mess out of all of them. Beautiful blond hair was now painted completely in hot pink. It was so pink that some random guy in the glass fainted from the plain brightness of it. And that wasn't all. Big traces of trash covered almost most of her body that the only most seeable part was her...um...chest. All the boy were of course ogling at her despite her new outfit that included trash. Traces of blue and green paint were on her face too.
Those three friends still stared at them for a bit longer before realizing that a almost full minute passed of them staring at them. Renji just shook his head before pointing at each of them slowly. Everyone else in the class just kept staring at the trash and painted covered shinigamis...or classmates in the human sense.
"Why are you guys..." Renji began but trailed off when Hitsugaya began pulsing a vein. Matsumoto just gave out a giggle as Orihime followed behind, but softer. The others just had big question marks appear behind their head and stare at them in question.
"Well..." Matsumoto began, still giggling. "it happened about two hours ago..."
Two hours ago...
"KIYO!!! MITSUKI!!! GET YA STUPID BUTTS UP NOW!!!"
"EEP!"
Crash!
"GAH!"
Crash!
"WHAT?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING SO FREAKING EARLY?! IT'S ONLY LIKE SIX IN THE MORNING!!!"
"BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GET TO SCHOOL SOON YOU BAKAS!!!"
"SCHOOL?! CAN'T WE JUST GO TOMORROW?!"
"NO!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE THREE DAYS AGO BUT SOMEONE JUST HAD TO GET DETENTION ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!"
"HEY!!! DON'T BLAME ME!!! MITSUKI WAS THE ONE THAT BLEW UP THE SCIENCE LAB!"
"KIYO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BACK ME UP WHEN I GET IN TROUBLE!"
"Yes... WHEN I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE AT THE SAME TIME!!!"
"DOESN'T MATTER YOU MEANIE! YOU'RE STILL SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!!!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"HAH! I GOT YOU!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BAKAS!!!"
WHACK! WHACK!
"YEOW!!! THAT FUCKING HURT!"
"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO!!!"
"NO IT WASN'T!"
WHACK!
"OW! FOR THE LOVE OF... KAIDA!!!"
"IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS KIRA!"
"Oh... KIRA!"
"URUSAI."
"WAH!"
"JUST EAT YA DANG BREAKFAST!"
"NO!"
WHACK! WHACK! BANG!
"OK! OK! I'LL EAT!!!"
"What's with all the noise?" Matsumoto asked, groggily as she stumbled into the kitchen. She was sleepy since she had went to sleep late that night from the sudden arrival of their new neighbors and it still being early. Her feet shuffled across the floor until she sat down in her seat and looked around the kitchen. Her taicho was drinking tea as Orihime was preparing other weird breakfast. Joy.
"I think it's the new neighbors." Orihime answered, flipping something that was probably supposed to be a pancake. It instead was a hideous shade of blue and covered with broccoli and bread crumbs. Each time it was turned it sizzled and popped before landing back into the frying pan.
"Oh yeah..." Matsumoto replied, waiting for breakfast. And before anyone could start some morning conversation, more yelling from behind the wall to the next apartment came through and reached their ears loud and clear. Yay! More yelling! Not.
"MITSUKI!!! PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!!!"
"WHY?! YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME TO MAKE BREAKFAST!!!"
"I SAID EAT, YOU BAKA! NOT MAKE IT!"
"SO?!"
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ALMOST KILL SOMEONE AGAIN WITH THAT THING AGAIN!"
"I DIDN'T ALMOST KILL SOMEONE LAST TIME!!! NAME ONE TIME!"
"OK... YESTERDAY BEFORE WE WENT TO THE AIRPORT! YOU POISONED THE ALREADY MADE SALAD!!!"
"NO!!! Wait... how'd I poison it?"
"YOU ADDED BLEACH TO IT!!!"
"Oh...that salad. I thought it was the laundry."
Sound of three anime falls.
"HOW THE HELL IS A SALAD IN THE FRIDGE IN THE KITCHEN THE LAUNDRY?!"
"I dunno."
"Grr... GIVE ME THAT KNIFE!!! KIYO! HELP ME!"
"...BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET KILLED BY MITSUKI!!!"
"KIYO!!!"
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!"
"NO! LEAVE ME AND KNIFIE ALONE!!! WE'RE MAKING BREAKFAST FOR YOU GUYS!"
"KAIDA ALREADY MADE BREAKFAST, YOU MEGA IDIOT!!!"
"I AM NOT A MEGA IDIOT!!! YOU ARE!!!"
"NO I AM NOT!!!"
"FOR THE LOVE OF... KIYO! MITSUKI! NO MORE ARGUING ABOUT THIS!!! JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN KNIFE!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sounds of a struggle.
And more struggle sounds.
And more.
And more.
And more.
And more.
And more.
And more.
And more.
And more.
And more.
And...actually, some curses in another language.
Finally something being thrown.
"LOOK OUT!!!"
All three of them in the kitchen in the apartment next to the new neighbors stared with wide eyes as they saw that by that very same wall the yelling was coming from a tip of a kitchen knife could be seen sticking out through it. They were all quiet and stun that only the sounds of Orihime's cooking could be heard. Oh, and the more yelling coming from next door.
"MITSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OH CRAP!!!"
"YOU'RE GOING TO BE DEAD NOW!!! YOU FRICKING THREW THE KNIFE HALFWAY INTO THE WALL AND INTO OUR NEW NEIGHBORS' PLACE!!!"
"So...that isn't as bad as almost taking off Kira's and Kiyo's head in the process?"
"NANI?! MITSUKI!!!!!!!!!!"
BANG! CRASH! WHAM! Rip?
"MERCY!!! MERCY!!! I CRIED MERCY ALREADY!!!
"NO!!!"
"WAH!!!"
"...Kira? Can you pass the butter?"
"..."
"Thanks. Oh, Kaida. Mitsuki is hiding behind the counter."
"Arigatou, Kiyo. MITSUKI!!!"
"EEP!!! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE BROTHER!!!"
"Yes. Yes I am."
"MEANIE!!!"
A lot more crashes that would take forever to write out.
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"...Should we be worried?" Matsumoto asked, staring at the knife embedded in the wall. Orihime wasn't paying that much attention since her not pancakes were beginning to burn and bubble violently. Hitsugaya was just back at reading the newspaper like an old man does and drinking his already starting to get cold tea.
"If they're hollows or going to kill us...yes." Hitsugaya answered, sipping his tea. (A/N: A bit OOC, right?) Matsumoto sweat dropped at his answer as Orihime finally finished cooking breakfast and delivered it to the table.
"Here you guys are! Enjoy!" Orihime stated cheerfully to them, sitting down to join them for breakfast. She smiled as Matsumoto started digging in and actually was eating it. Hitsugaya, on the other hand, poked it with his fork. His eyebrow twitched as he saw the...blob...move a bit to the right. The one who made the food frowned a little at the division ten taicho.
"Is something wrong, Tōshirō-kun?" she asked, wondering why he was poking her food. He quickly looked up at her and shook a quick 'no' with a shake of his head. She frowned. "Aren't you going to eat it?"
"Err..." Hitsugaya said, staring down at his 'breakfast'. He mentally flinched when it moved a bit again. Food is not supposed to move.
"Come on, taicho!" Matsumoto encouraged, scooping up another piece of the...thing. "It's delicious!"
Hitsugaya looked at her with an eyebrow raised before letting out a deep sigh. Slowly scooping up a piece of the...thing...he opened his mouth and deposited the small bite inside it. Closing his mouth, he then slowly began chewing it. Matsumoto and Orihime looked at him closely as he ate it before swallowing. The two of them were anxious to see what he would say.
"Well?" Matsumoto asked, drawling out the 'll' part. Hitsugaya didn't answer. Instead, he began turning an odd shade of green. Before anyone could even ask what was wrong...though it should have been quite clear...his seat soon became vacant. Blinking their eyes, Matsumoto and Orihime looked down the hallway to see that their favorite short (Hitsugaya: I'M NOT SHORT!!!) taicho running towards the bathroom. Soon the door was slam shut that soon followed by seemed like the sound of someone puking.
Matsumoto and Orihime looked at each other before back at the bathroom door. Still some puking noises could be heard from inside. The orange haired girl than got a sad smile on her face that her big bust friend noticed. Wanting to cheer her friend up, she began suggesting some reasons why the tenth division taicho was currently puking his guts out in the bathroom.
"Don't worry! He probably wasn't hungry this morning at all!"
"Ok..."
After about ten more minutes of puking, Hitsugaya finally came out and tried to politely refused to eat breakfast. So, after the two finished breakfast...or tea in another case...the three then prepared to school, being careful of the wall that had the knife stuck in it. Now there were about two more knifes, a fork, a butter knife, and a spoon that was stuck in the wall. No one even knew how that could even happen...
About a little bit later, after Matsumoto finally finished taking forever to change, the three of them exited the apartment. But it was to their greatest astonishment that they exited the same time as their new, crazy, insane neighbors. And that all of them were in the same high school uniform they were in. Both groups stared and blinked at the other as all of them just stood there.
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...
"HI NEW NEIGHBORS!!!" Mitsuki then greeted, though it sounded more like a screech. All of them sweat dropped at her when she suddenly then tripped on thin air and fell flat on her butt. She then began yelling about how it was the air's fault for doing mean stuff to her. Did she forget that air was what she needed to breathe?!
"So...that was you guys throwing things at the wall?" Matsumoto asked bluntly. The four she asked sweat dropped at her before all of them pointed to the main cause of it: Mitsuki. The pointed at girl blinked when she realized that she was pointing to herself.
"NANI?! WHY AM I POINTING TO MYSELF?!"
Sweat drops.
"Maybe because you're a baka?" Kiyo suggested, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment from his sister. Mitsuki glared at him before holding up a fist.
"I. AM. NOT. A. B-"
"A person with brains?" Kaida interrupted. Mitsuki just turned to glare at the older sister before settling back down into a pout.
"MEANIE!!!"
Sweat drops.
"...does that happen a lot?" Matsumoto asked the youngest new neighbor as the other three of them then began another long bicker fight. Kira just shrugged.
"Sometimes."
Dot. Dot. Dot.
"...I'm leaving." Kira then stated after her and her neighbors watched the fighting happen for about two more minutes. The three of them didn't even seem to have heard or even noticed that their friend/sister was talking. They were too engaged with their verbal fight. And the still sweat dropping group to the side of them.
"I-Is that a g-good idea?" Orihime asked, looking at Kira's retreating figure. The questioned girl just shrugged before heading down the stairs to the street.
"Who cares?" Kira answered. Enter more sweat drops.
"Err..."
"MITSUKI!!! PUT THE KNIFE BACK IN THE HOUSE THIS INSTANT!!! YOU ARE NOT BRINGING THAT TO SCHOOL!!!"
"AH!!! BUT KAIDA!!!"
"PUT IT AWAY!!!!!!!!"
"...they sure are talkative." Orihime commented while sweat dropping at what she was looking at. And what she was looking at was Mitsuki and Kiyo with Kaida arguing over if they should send Mitsuki back over to America for already causing too much damage. The youngest member was just pulsing a vein and twitching an eyebrow at how stupid they were being. Orihime's two shinigami friends were watching at the scene too with her.
"NO!!! I AM NOT GOING BACK TO MOM'S HOUSE!!!"
"THEN BEHAVE LIKE A NORMAL GIRL SHOULD!"
"SHUT UP KIYO! KAIDA, PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK! WE JUST GOT HERE!"
"YA BOTH SHUT UP! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK WITH YOU TWO BICKERING EVERY SECOND I BREATHE!"
"Well... IT'S KIYO'S FAULT!"
"NANI? HOW THE FUCKING HELL IS IT MY FAULT?!"
"I DON'T KNOW! IT SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO SAY!!!"
Anime fall.
Kaida began cursing under her breath rapidly at how stupid Mitsuki was being. Kiyo was twitching and pulsing so many veins you couldn't tell where his face was. Kira just whacked Mitsuki on Kaida's behalf before pulling out her iPod to rid herself of Mitsuki's whining. Matsumoto was laughing while Orihime was smiling weakly at all of them. Hitsugaya was just rolling his eyes at how idiotic and childish all of them were.
But what ya expect? Four children blessed with being perfects? Come on! How would that be a great story to read?!
"Lookie! A kitty!" Mitsuki then cried, racing forward. The others stopped to watch as Mitsuki then began chasing down the road to where some cats were sleeping. None of them...expect the kind Orihime...tried to warn her to not get near the cats. Everyone knows how...feisty cats are when woken up. Especially by a complete stranger. Of a different specie too.
"Here kitty kitty!" Mitsuki cooed, trying to get the cat to come out of the box it had run into. The girl didn't seem to notice that the other feline friends to the poor cornered cat had an evil glint in their narrowed eyes. All of the more sensible people stayed where they were and backed slowly again from them. No need for a bad day before school.
Mitsuki's hand slowly reached towards the cat, the still idiotic smile glued to her face. The cat trapped instead began hissing and clawing at Mitsuki since there was no other escape route. Hissed at girl frowned at this but still continued to reach of the cat. Only one of the two paid any attention to other twenty or so cats creeping up from behind them.
"MITSUKI!!!" Kiyo yelled, trying to get his sister away from there. It was too late. All of the cats were now pouncing on Mitsuki and attacking any part they could get themselves on. And that included clawing, scratching, splitting, blowing her ear drums out, and messing up her clothes.
So...what did the poor girl do?
Scream, that's what.
"YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD KITTIESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mitsuki screeched, running around in circles now. Everyone did an anime fall as she continued running around. They all did another one when some stray dogs started chasing after her now since she was covered in cats.
Kiyo smacked his head. "I should really have left her back in America."
"But wouldn't your mom throw a fit at having to take care of her herself until your father got back from his business trip?" Kaida asked, ducking as one of the cats that were on Mitsuki was throw in her direction. Kiyo rubbed his head.
"Right..."
"S-Should we help?" Orihime asked, staring at the still running around girl. The other three shrugged.
"Sure, if you want to be included in the cat and dog fighting, go ahead." Kaida answered, not caring that her friend was screaming at her to help. Their three neighbors sweat dropped at her answer.
"But SHOULDN'T you help me?" Mitsuki asked, suddenly appearing in the middle of the small group and startling them.
Birds flew from where they rested nearby from the noise. Some dogs and cats fled the area quickly. Residents were woken abruptly the noise from their beds that some of them actually fell out of their beds. Shouts and muffled screams could be heard from some of those places too.
And what about the poor ones that were completely startled by her? They had jumped and tripped over one another that they all laid in a huge pile now. Only Mitsuki was not in this massive dog-pile. She was instead running around again from the dogs and cats that had remained to chase each other...and her.
"MITSUKI!!!" Kiyo and Kaida thundered, both somewhere in the middle of the massive dog-pile. Matsumoto and Orihime had ended on top of them somehow. And both big chest women were currently sitting on them with swirls in their eyes. That meant the two shortest ones of the group was at the bottom. Oh, and very, very pissed.
"Who the hell is fucking heavy?!" Kira growled, pulsing many veins and twitching from the discomfort of having four heavier teens on top of her.
"MATSUMOTO!!!" Hitsugaya shouted, also pulsing many veins. "GET OFF!!!"
"YES TAICHO!!!"
Mitsuki then saw the dog-pile disbanding and decided to get rid of her cat and dog problems. Racing quickly over to them...with some of the cats flying off from her craziness...she then began putting a cat or two in each of their hands before racing back quickly. This all happened in about a few seconds. Everyone that was given a cat looked down at their suddenly occupied hands, confused and baffled.
"Nani?!"
"GRR...WOLF!!! WOLF!!!"
All of them then looked back up to see a bunch of dogs growling and approaching them slowly, daring them to make a move. All of them were staring at the cats hungrily. The group gulped.
"Kaida..." Kiyo began, backing up. The rest followed behind him.
"Yes Kiyo?" Kaida asked, trying to get rid of her cat except for the fact it had a firm grip on her clothes.
"Should we..." he then continued until Mitsuki shouted out...
"RUN!!!"
And thus began the wild chase, as Mitsuki calls it. The group was then sent screaming...or shouting depending on the person...in random directions to rid themselves of the cat(s) and dogs before they ended up as dog food. Hitsugaya, Orihime, and Matsumoto ended up running down a street with the dogs and cats before they crashed into a ladder with paint that was supposed to be used for painting a building. That ended up with the three of them getting splashed by paint and very angry store owners. If that wasn't bad enough they ended up running into some trashcans in an alley since the dogs had tackled all of them into there, thus having them covered with the trash bit. But at least the cats had decided to flee from their dirty hosts...with the dogs on their heel. Such bad luck.
Once the dogs had fled after the cats, the three of them were covered in a bunch of stuff that made them look extremely weird. And to top it off, it was too late and far to run back home to wash off the paint...and smell...and get a new bunch of clothes. So they had to walked down street after street towards the high school with people staring at them with wide eyes.
But what happened to their new neighbors...?
Back to the present...
"...and we don't know what happened to them." Matsumoto concluded, brushing off the remaining traces of trash into the trashcan.
Everyone in the room stared at them with opened mouths. Silence was the thing that could be heard from the room. In fact, it was so silent that you could hear a bug flying around the room...until it crashed into the backboard. That small crash then had everyone share the same reaction. And what was that exact reaction?
Laughing.
"You're kidding, right?!" Keigo laughed, bending over as he clutched his stomach. Many of their other classmates shared similar reactions.
Matsumoto pouted. "But I'm NOT kidding! They do exist!" Renji snorted.
"I very highly doubt there would a girl that stupid enough to do something like that."
"But it's true!" Matsumoto protested. "I bet a week's worth of sake on it!"
"You're on!" Renji retorted. "But there is no-"
CRASH!!!
Everyone jumped at the sudden noise that had come from outside their door. Racing towards it, they threw it open...almost having it break off in the process...and looked outside to see what the noise was all about. And weren't they shocked to see what was going on.
"YEOW!!! WHO BUT A STUPID WALL THERE?!"
WHACK!
"IT WAS ALWAYS THERE YOU BAKA!!!"
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO MEAN ABOUT IT!!!"
"I WOULDN'T HAVE TO IF YOU HAD MORE COMMON SENSE LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE SHOULD!!!"
"BUT THAT MAKES LIFE BORING!!! AND I'LL BE MORE SERIOUS LIKE KIRA AND THE MIDGET HEAD!!!"
DOUBLE TWITCH.
"I AM NOT SHORT!!!"
"OH! HEY MIDGET!!!"
PULSE VEIN.
WHACK!
"OW!!! KIYO!"
"DON'T CONTINUE INSULTING HIM AND KIRA!!! YOU'RE ALREADY IN ENOUGH TROUBLE TODAY!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
"See!" Matsumoto stated proudly, gesturing towards the four students that were currently arguing and shouting in the halls. "They do exist!"
"...they do..." the class muttered, still trying to get over the shock of seeing them really exist. This pretty much blew out everything they believed in the last ten minutes out. All of them now knew that a girl...which would be someone like Mitsuki...actually lived in the present. And all of them gulped at what kind of horrors she would bring with her.
"Oh RENJI!" said boy cringed as he saw Masumoto looking straight at him with stars in her eyes. "You owe me sake~!"
"After you do your paperwork." Hitsugaya interrupted, dampening his fukutaichō's mood. She pouted at him.
"But taicho!!!" she began only to shut up when he began glaring at her.
"Yay! We're in your class!" Mitsuki then cried, jumping up and down happily. She didn't have any trash on her since she wasn't chased by any other cats or dogs. Her uniform was spotless...except that there were paw prints covering the white top. And some of them were somehow different colors...despite the fact the cats she had cling to her didn't run in paint first.
"Great..." Kaida groaned before whacking Mitsuki's head. She wasn't covered in paint but still had a disgusting smell on her. However, it smelled more like someone had puked on her, which was the fault of Mitsuki pushing her into a garbage truck since she 'thought' she 'saw' cats running at 'her'.
"I'm so sending you back to mom." Kiyo added, trying to get an apple core out of his hair. His uniform was the worst out of all of them there; the tie was torn up and his pants ripped. It made him look more like he had just had a gang fight but had no injuries to show for it. Well, minus the cat scratches on his arms and face.
"Hmph." Kira said...well, not really since she didn't actually say anything since she was still mad at Mitsuki. One for calling her short and ruining her outfit. For you see she was able to get rid of the cat that had clunk to her quickly with only the bow missing from her uniform. Only Mitsuki decided to spray her with some sort of perfume she had carried in her bag since she thought she smelled of trash...which she didn't. And it clearly showed in her expression that she hated smelling like watermelons. The girl blamed it all on Mitsuki...and the perfume.
The class of 1-3 remained silent as Mitsuki started fighting with Kiyo again only to get whacked on the head from Kaida. And none of them seemed to notice that the bell had rang and their teacher was standing a few feet away. She only had to sniff the air to have a temper tantrum. Ha, and she was an adult.
"WHY IS EVERYONE NOT IN THEIR SEATS?!"
Everyone gulped and slowly turned to their now pissed off teacher that was glaring at all of them coldly. They were so dead. And...
Busted.
"Are we busted or something?" Mitsuki then asked out of the blue.
Anime falls.
"MITSUKI!!!"
Me: Well...that took a long time but that is the new chapter of Icefire!
Cast: Took you long enough.
Me: HEY!!! I HAD TO PRACTICE A 7-10 MINUTE SPEECH AND STUDY A WHOLE SCIENCE BOOK!!!
Kiyo: Why did you study a whole book?
Me: CAUSE I HAVE TOO OR I'M NOT GOING TO PASS THE SCIENCE CHALLENGE TEST!!!
Mitsuki: What-
Me: -glare-
Me: Ask and I'm going to make you die a painful death!
Everyone: -gulps and backs off-
Kira: Babies.
Everyone: -glares at Kira-
Kaida: KIRA!!!
Kira: -shrugs before walking out of the room-
Renji: I don't get her.
Kiyo: Only the author and Kaida does.
Ichigo: What about you two?
Mitsuki: We just get whacked by her.
Everyone: -anime falls-
Ichigo: Forget I asked.
Mitsuki: Ok!
Everyone: -second anime falls-
Me: Ok... See you next time.
Everyone: Ja ne!
*~Kira~*