Me: Sweet! I updated before a week past of my last update!
Everyone: -glaring at me-
Me: What?
Renji: What the hell is up with this chapter?! It's completely crazy!!!
Me: Well duh. It's just a filler chapter since I needed time to think about what is going to happen next. And it's long!
Everyone: ...
Ichigo: Did it have to be the detention scene?
Audience: YUP!
Everyone: -sweat drop-
Hitsugaya: -growls- I look like an idiot in this chapter.
Kira: You are one.
Hitsugaya and Kira: -start glaring contest-
Kaida: -sweat drop-
Kaida: Oh boy...
Matsumoto: How is this a bad chapter? I loved it!
Ichigo: That's because you have a new shopping buddy.
Matsumoto: Sooo?
Room: ...
Me: ...ok. Here's chapter 4! And just heads up, there is a lot of scene changing. Just to warn you.
Everyone: Yay...
Byakuya: Hmm.
Everyone: -stare-
Ichigo: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!
Rukia: -whacks Ichigo-
Mitsuki: Don't forget to vote in the poll and read the end omake theater!
Before you begin...
Note: When using Mandarin Chinese or any other words in another language, the words in English will be in (here). {Also note that I may write the wrong word. I am not fluent in Chinese or those other languages!} If you do know the correct one, please tell me. I don't want it to stay wrong forever.
Second Note: Please excuse any kind of grammar, spelling, and/or other errors. Spell check is not always perfect and I may not catch everything in it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its characters except my version of the plot and characters.
-o-o- Chapter 4 -o-o-
Detention Chaos
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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
"I'm tired!" Mitsuki complained, the tenth time in last hour. Everyone around her groaned again before debating whether or not they would go to jail if she 'accidently' fell off a cliff. The answer was pretty obvious.
"Will you shut the hell up?!" Kaida yelled, pulsing another vein. "We're all tired but you're the one that got us into detention in the first place!"
"NO!" Mitsuki protested. "I did not!"
"THEN WHO'S FAULT IS IT?!" everyone screamed back at her.
"THE EASTER BUNNY!!!"
Anime fall.
"I swear this girl is mental or something." Ichigo muttered, bitter about his day so far. First he's picked on, laughed at, and now has a whole week of detention to deal with alone with homework and his daily shinigami duties. Plus his always kick people in the face father was going to be pissed at him for getting home late today. Nothing was going right at all. Oh, and that he was also failing math from doing his shinigami representative duties. Yup, just great for him.
Kiyo snorted before sweeping some dust off the outside hallway floor into the class. Right now their group had gotten the great duty of sweeping all those hallways while others did the ones inside. "I got the message the first time she could learn to talk."
"HEY!!!"
"Do you ever shut up?!" Kaida yelled again, whacking Mitsuki on the head with her broom. Whacked girl just pouted before crossing her arms and looking angrily at her.
"OW!!! Quit hitting me!!!"
"No, keep hitting her." everyone else there from the class said in unison, causing the teacher supervising to sweat drop. Mitsuki just glared at all of them before throwing her broom in a random direction.
"IT IS NOT HIT MITSUKI DAY!!!" angry girl shouted, stamping her feet and throwing a childlike tantrum.
But no one was able to yell or scream back at her to shut up because the very broom she threw whacked Renji in the head. And the very force the broom was thrown at sent him falling into Rukia, who in turn fell into Ichigo, and then Kaida. This time the broom from her hands slipped out and causing Orihime, who was walking, to trip over it and fall onto Ikkaku and Yumichika, who, as before, continued the chain reaction of everyone falling down. Eventually everyone from the class expect the teacher and Mitsuki was on the ground in some sort of position and groaning. Standing teacher and girl just stared at them and the oh so pissed off students.
"MITSUKI!!!!"
"EEP!!! BLAME THE EASTER BUNNY!!!"
"MITSUKI"
While everyone was enjoying their time with chaos at school, Hitsugaya and Kira were having their own argument as they were walking the street towards the store. However, their argument was more at random then the ones the others were having at school. The topic kept changing from having odd friends to who was shorter to even the type of food! This was really gonna last awhile for the two of them.
"For the last time I did not dye my hair!" Hitsugaya snarled back at Kira for the comment she made on his hair. His forehead was home to many throbbing veins at the moment from their walk so far. Girl snarled at just rolled her eyes back at him.
"Sure you did. You probably did it to look like Santa Claus." Kira snapped back, pulsing the same amount of veins as Hitsugaya had. She walked ahead of him, annoyed, pissed, and ready to snap back at any comeback he would throw back at her. But none came. All he did was look at her with a blank face.
"...who's Santa Claus?"
"...!" Kira expressed, almost falling over from stopping so suddenly. She turned around and looked straight at Hitsugaya with her mismatched eyes. Her face remained blank but her eyes were looking at him if he was some crazy beast from another planet...which was somewhat true... All he did was stare back with an odd look on his face, questioning in his head if it was really weird to not who Santa Claus really was.
"...what?" Hitsugaya finally asked, unsure, if he wanted the answer to that from this girl. Asked girl just shook her head and gave a long sigh.
"You never heard of an imagery old, fat man dressed up in a red suit and beard?"
"No."
"Happens around Christmas time, which was few week ago?"
Shakes head.
"Everyone makes milk and cookies for him?"
"Why would they if he's imagery?"
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"Breaks into people's houses to deliver presents?"
Shakes head.
"Knows if you been good or not the whole year?"
"Someone knows that?"
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"Rides a red sleigh that is magically pulled by flying reindeer?"
"Reindeer can fly?"
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"Wow...you are an idiot."
PULSE VEIN.
"WHO'RE ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!" Hitsugaya growled, more pissed than ever. He had just about had it with this group of transfer students from America! Never in his life...the one he can remember...had someone ever call him an idiot! He was the child prodigy of the Soul Society, so of course no one would dare call him that! But in less than twenty-four hours he had this one quiet and annoying girl piss him off more than ever. And he was more pissed at her than Mitsuki, what a shocker!
"I said you are." Kira answered calmly back, not fazed at all from the tenth division taicho attitude. Turning around, she began resuming the walk towards the store. After a couple of steps of no footsteps of someone following, she turned back around and raised an eyebrow at the still boy. "What, are you too stupid enough to not know how to walk to a store, midget?"
MORE VEINS.
"FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT AN IDIOT! AND IT'S HITSUGAYA-TAI-err... TO YOU, YUMI!!!"
"Whatever you say...midget."
"YUMI!!!!"
"Do we have to go in there?"
"Urgh...that smell is horrible!"
"What the hell happened in there?!"
"It was probably Mitsuki's fault again."
"Yeah."
"Hai."
"Ditto."
"HEY!!! I didn't do nothing!"
"Sure...then why is the smell of candy puke coming from there?"
"I dunno. Halloween's fault?"
Anime falls.
"Anyways, I AM NOT GOING IN THERE!!!" Mitsuki shouted, backpedaling from what she was freaking out from. The girls nearby shook their heads vigorously in agreement. All the boys that stood nearby instead smirked at how all of them were acting scared about a bathroom.
The teacher let out an agitated sigh before rubbing her head wearily. "Mitsuki-san, please, it is just a bathroom-"
"BATHROOMS ARE EVIL!!!" said girl interrupted, screeching. Everyone was sent into snickers and sweat drops as they watched the teacher try to calm herself down by using a textbook someone brought with them to whack herself in the head in irritation.
"M-"
"JUST DO IT!!!" Kaida said, grabbing Mitsuki by the collar and throwing her into the girl's bathroom. Kiyo followed suit by instead throwing in a bucket and mop when the door swung open again. Screaming echoed from the same bathroom when they heard items hitting someone on the head. -cough- Mitsuki -cough-
"Kaida! You threw me into the sink!"
"At least it wasn't the toilet, baka!"
"I-well... I guess that is true...but still!"
Sweat drops.
"...do we really have to deal with this for the rest of the year?" Ichigo asked, trying to keep the pleading out of his voice. He deadpanned with the other people that weren't forced to clean the bathrooms as said people were clinging onto the walls for dear life, not wanting to risk their life in battle with the bathroom...or Mitsuki.
Uryū nodded his head as a yes to Ichigo's question. "Sadly, yes, according to the announcement the teacher made out about the program. And it's until we graduate."
Groans.
"H-How bad can it b-be?" Orihime asked, trying to brighten the mood.
"GAH!!! Why the hell is the toilet green?!"
"That's puke, baka!"
"I am not a baka, karate girl!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
"I called you a-wait? What did I say again?"
Sweat drops and deadpans.
"To you guys, very bad. Trust me." Kiyo muttered, plugging his nose as he entered the boys bathroom. It wasn't as bad as the girls but the smell was intoxicating. Renji and Ichigo had to drag Yumichika in there to get him to start cleaning, if you count tons of yelling for every second they were in there. The rest were sent to clean the hallways nearby while being treated nicely to the sounds of screaming and yelling boys and girls. Plus the horrifying smell of candy and barf, and other bathroom smells. Just times it by ten.
"EWW, EWW, EWW! THERE'S SOMEONE GUM IN MY HAIR!!!"
Oh, and apparently gum.
Kira and Hitsugaya entered the store with pissed expressions. Neither one was looking at the other. Separating straight away, the two went to quickly buy the items that were written on the grocery list that Kaida and Orihime wrote. On Orihime's list there were items ranging from pancake batter to blueberries to mushrooms and ending with curry powder. Hitsugaya understand nothing of what any of these items were supposed to make. On Kira's list were items that actually made sense...but was really long. Each item had to have at least two since Mitsuki and Kiyo was always pigging out. Wonder how they can keep so slim...
Both of them kept of the others way for most of the time they spent in the store. Until they came upon the cereal aisle. Hitsugaya was staring at a box of Lucky Charms that was currently in his hands and something that Orihime wanted him to buy. He was trying to understand why people would eat charms that were lucky when he heard someone almost snorting at him for just standing there. Turning around, he found himself soon glaring at Kira again, who was waiting for him to move so she can get some sugar free cereal. Guess why?
"Are you seriously that dumb to not know how to move?" Kira questioned, her voice almost seeming as if she was mocking him in monotone. Hitsugaya just twitched and pulsed a vein again.
"Shut up, Yumi!" Yelled at girl didn't answer but looked at the box of cereal that he had in his hands. She stared at it before understanding.
"You have no clue what they are, do you?"
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"Yes, I do know." Hitsugaya growled. "But who would be idiotic enough to eat charms that are lucky?"
Sweat drop.
"Ok... First of all, it's a cereal name. Second, what the title says doesn't mean it literally. Third, why the hell are you even asking this?" Kira explained, looking at him as if he was the weird one. Hitsugaya just glared even coldly and made the temperature drop a few degrees, which didn't disturb the girl at all.
"But why does this box say to 'you have to catch me first?'" Hitsugaya then questioned, looking at the back of the box at the leprechaun that was saying that and the three kids chasing after them. Kira deadpanned at him.
"...you over think everything and know nothing of basic things." Kira answered before turning away and walking towards the soup section of the store. Hitsugaya just scowled at her before tossing the box of cereal into the cart with the rest of the things Orihime wanted.
Paying for the items and earning odd looks for the amount of food brought or what the items even were, the two quickly left the store. Well, once the store owner agreed to deliver the items to their apartment since there was too much for them to carry. So, they left with only about three bags each of food with the rest to be delivered later. And once the sliding doors closed behind them, the bickering began all over again. And it resumed from where it ended before they entered the store. All random things that changed quicker than one could change their socks. From haircuts to color to favorite animal it went. Until it landed on the topic of food just brought.
"Who the hell loves watermelons?" Kira growled under her breath when the two began the fight over that. She apparently had a dislike for watermelons that her sister brought...since she was growling about it. Hitsugaya just glared at her, since it was his favorite food after all.
"Apparently, your sister." he answered, seeing as it was on Kaida's list for watermelons despite being out of season. Kira just glared back at him.
"No kidding. What gave you that idea, Cupid?" she snapped back. Hitsugaya didn't dare do anything but glare even more coldly at her. He had no clue who this Cupid even was and was not going to fall for the same trick of being treating like an idiot by her.
But Kira seemed to have understand his silence by it really meant. After all, it already happened with Santa Claus and the cereal incident back at the store. She just smirked a bit before the two resumed their argument over watermelon. And it just kept getting worst when he began making fun of Kira's favorite food. Orange and vanilla. Though, vanilla was more of a favor.
"Watermelons are just plain nasty." Kira said, pulsing a vein at how she had to justify her reason for hating watermelons.
"Orange and vanilla?" Hitsugaya countered. "Is there even such a thing?"
"Don't you know when to shut up?!" Kira growled, really pissed now. Boy she growled at answered in the same deadly tone she was using.
"Well, what about y-" the tenth division taicho was about to snap back when a phone ringing abruptly ended their bickering...err....conversation. His expression turned tense, thinking that it was his soul phone ringing to alert him that a hollow was or was about to attack. But to his relief and disappointment it was Kira's cell phone ringing.
Cursing under her breath that sounded like Chinese, Kira transferred all her bags to one hand before pulling out a cell phone. Flipping it opened, she proceeded to answer the call.
"Hello?"
Hitsugaya tuned out now, not caring at all what this annoying girl was talking about to whoever it was on the phone. His 'buddy' could probably suddenly grown another head that looked like a hollow and he wouldn't really care expect that he had to get rid of the hollow. All he wanted now was to finish walking the few blocks left to the apartments and do his tedious human homework and paperwork. Which reminded him to freeze Matsumoto to her seat so-
"What the hell?!" Kira yelled into the phone, making the tuned out taicho to pay slightly more attention to what she was talking about. "What do you mean the package was sent to the wrong place?! You're an idiot like Mitsuki!...Urusai! It's not my fault you...oh shut up!" the conservation continued, the girl talking on the phone getting more pissed by the second. Hitsugaya was just about to get back in to his own thoughts when the next words snapped his attention back to the two again.
"Where the hell is the Urahara Shoten?!"
"Never...again!" Mitsuki gasped, collapsing as soon she exited the background. The other girls that were with her in the bathroom stumbled out too, gasping and running towards the opened windows for fresh air. Someone even had to go to the nurse since she had fainted from the hazardous fumes of candy barf when they were cleaning. At least now it smelled like lavender and bleach.
"What the hell happened in there?" Kaida questioned as she finished drying one of the closed windows with Matsumoto. Tatsuki groaned from where she was leaning over the window before looking back at her.
"Didn't you hear what happened?"
Flashback
"ARGH!!! WHY THE HELL IS THE WATER LIKE THAT?!"
"THAT'S BARF, YOU BAKA! THAT WAS WERE EVERYONE WAS PUKING!!!"
"YUCK!!!"
"OH MAN UP!!! YOU HAVE TO HELP TO CLEAN IT!!!"
"NANI?!"
"EWW!!! THERE'S SOAP IN MY HAIR!!!"
"MY MAKEUP MESSED UP!!!"
"WHY ARE YOU GUYS WORRIED ABOUT THAT?! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH GIRLS!!!"
"Well, if you haven't noticed, WE ARE GIRLS!!! Unlike you, you are, like, some crazy animal come rabid."
"Yeah, and you're too much like a boy!"
"NANI?!"
"THAT'S IT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN THE TOILET WITH YOUR HEAD!!!"
"AH!!! KAIDA-SAN! HELP US!!!"
"What? You guys say something?"
"NO!!! HELP US!!!"
"OH NO!!! TAKE COVER!!!"
"Why?"
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!"
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"MITSUKI! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"ME?! HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS MY FAULT?!"
"IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!!!"
"N-well, I guess."
Anime falls.
"YUCK!!! I LANDED ON SOMEONES GUM!!!"
"EWW!!!"
"URGH! I'M STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF GIRLS!!!"
"HEY!!! TAKE THAT BACK, BITCH!!!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
End Flashback
Kaida shook her head, clearing her head of the memory. "Nope, I don't remember."
Sweat drops and deadpans.
"Aw, come on!" Matsumoto piped in, still as cheery as ever. "What was the worst that happened?"
"Three toilets exploding at once at you."
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"Ok..."
Kiyo leaned against the wall, broom swinging from hand to hand. "Pft. There's been much worse."
"No!" Mitsuki complained. Everyone snorted at her, making the girl that complained pout and cross her arms before sulking.
"Oh yes there is." Ikkaku added, not really doing anything expect ignore the complains Yumichika was giving out about having to clean to the bathroom. The boys had gotten done much quicker than the girls, seeing as the only problem was peacock eyebrow complaining about his beauty the whole time. "Like this morning."
"SHUT IT BALDY!!!" Mitsuki yelled, only to shrink back when she began receiving the threatening glare from guy deemed Baldy and a lecture from the teacher. If it wasn't for the teacher she would have probably been beaten with the wooden sword too. Everyone else just rolled their eyes at her again before returning to their detention duties or leaning out the windows. Just one more hour of torture and they could finally escape Mitsuki at last.
And for that last hour everyone was to water and weed the landscape outside that was around the school. How hard could it be?
Five minutes later outside...
"MITSUKI!!!" Kaida screamed, her voice barely audible over the screams of everyone else. "TURN THE DAMN HOSE OFF!!!"
"WHAT?!" Mitsuki yelled back, pretending to have not heard a word of what the older Yumi sister was saying. She just continued spraying everyone with water from the hose that was out of control.
"TURN THIS HOSE OFF AT ONCE!!!" Yumichika screeched, sounding more like a girl that didn't want to get wet. He dodged to the right when Mitsuki turned the hose directly towards him. "IT IS RUINING MY BEAUTY!!!"
"YOU NEVER HAD BEAUTY!!!"
"WHY YOU INSOLENT UGLY-GAH!!!" the shinigami began only to get hit by a blast of freezing cold water and sent backwards. He was sent backwards towards a group of ten other students that were eight feet away. And like when you're bowling, they all fell down with one hit.
"STRIKE!!!" Mitsuki cheered, posing while doing a peace sign.
"MITSUKI-SAN!!! BEHAVE!!!"
"NAH NA~"
"I'M CALLING MOM!!!" Kiyo threatening, ducking behind a tree when Mitsuki targeted him. He pressed his back to the tree, awaiting his doom of getting sprayed with freezing cold water that probably came from the ice of Antarctica. But a full minute passed and nothing came at him. Turning around, he looked out from behind the tree to see what was going on. Many others did the same from where they were hiding too.
Mitsuki just stood there with a fearful expression on her face, hose turned off and in hand. She didn't even seem to react when someone threw a pebble at her to see if she was still alive. They could have just seen if she was breathing or not, though. When they were sure she was alive and not doing anything, everyone began slowly stepping out from their hiding places to try and get the hose away from her before she started back up again. Mummers passed around the group on why Kiyo didn't do that earlier.
"You couldn't have done that before?!" Renji stormed, looking down from the tree he was sitting and hiding in. The very same tree that Kiyo had hid between. His hair was soaking wet and no longer spiked up in its pineapple fashion. It now draped over his face while dripping droplets of water, soaking his already wet clothes. At least his tattoos didn't wash away from all the water. Pft, like they even would.
"Well..." Kiyo answered, hesitant on how he should respond. He scratched the back of his also soaking head. "There was only a 50-50 of chance of it doing this."
"I-It?" Rukia asked, also appearing in another tree nearby with Ichigo. Both were even soaking wetter than what Renji or Kiyo was, which was surprising seeing as Mitsuki never actually targeted them with the hose directly. How they got that wet remains a mystery. But at least the trembling could be explained by extreme cold water.
"Her actually calming down." Kaida explained from across the field, pushing back a strand of hair. She held out a hand to Matsumoto before helping her up and continuing. "or the chance that the baka would-"
"NO!!!!!! NOT MOM!!!!!!!!!!" Mitsuki suddenly exploded, scaring the crap out of everyone. Pulling out another hose out of nowhere, she then began spraying everyone with twice the power of cold water wetness power, trying to not get them get to a phone to call her and Kiyo's mother. Everyone began running back to their covers...or get blasted into someone or something else really quickly. And this was all done by the freaking out Mitsuki.
"TRIES AND KILL EVERYONE!!!!!!" Kaida finished, pushing her and Matsumoto back onto the ground again when two blasts of water flew overheard. Said blasts instead whammed into the tree and bushes behind them, sending Renji from the tree to on top of Kiyo and Keigo flying out from the bushes. The two girls were instead hit with the next blasts and sent into the tree with Rukia and Ichigo. And yes, they fell out of the tree to on top of them.
"GAH!!!" Keigo screamed, flying into the air with arms flailing. Seconds later he landed a few feet away...on some girls that were sadly passing by at the moment. As he laid there, dazed, he tried hitting one them, which only resulting in him getting whacked by five girls and flying again towards the bushes again. Sigh, poor, poor, Keigo.
"SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!!!" a student yelled, sending Mitsuki into another fit and blasting anyone that tried to run away to do so.
"I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!!! GET THE DAMN HOSE AWAY FROM HER!!!" Ichigo contradicted, trying to get up from the foursome dog pile only to slip back on top of them. Earning groans and glares from each of them.
"WE'RE TRYING!!!" some students yelled back at him before getting sprayed themselves.
"MITSUKI-SAN!!! PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF-GAH!!!!"
"Oops... I hit the teacher..."
Hitsugaya just stared at Kira as she continued to bicker with someone over the phone. While he wasn't saying anything he was thinking mentally on how someone in America could possibly know of the Urahara Shoten. Sure, it posed as a candy shop in Karakura Town, but still. It was more of a secret place to buy shinigami goods and a place to get to and from the Soul Society secretly.
"Whatever. I'll get it....Hmph. Baka!" Kira finished into the phone, snapping it shut before calling the caller an idiot. However, the force of the snap almost seemed to have made her phone break in half out of anger. Pocketing her phone, she turned to glance at the still hard at thought taicho. She raised an eyebrow when he continued to just stand there.
"...stop staring or I will send you to hell." Kira threatened, irked. Hitsugaya snapped out of his thoughts and glared at her before asking the question that was bugging him.
"How do you know about the Urahara Shoten?" Girl spoke to widened her eyes at the fact that he even knew of the place.
"...I don't." Kira answered, guarded. She narrowed her eyes to him in return while trying to see how he could know so much about this place she had just heard of.
"How do you know about it?" she shot back, startling the boy. Hitsugaya didn't answer back, making the girl even more suspicious of him. She continued to narrow her eyes into almost slits at the lack of information she was given.
"Fine. Where is it?"
Hitsugaya froze. He didn't actually think...ok, maybe he did...Kira was going to pester him for the location of the shop. But he couldn't...could he? Bring a human to the Urahara Shoten?
"Midget, if you don't show me where the damn hell this place is I will have Mitsuki force feed you her cooking until you do." Kira then threatened, making Hitsugaya stare at her if she was crazy. Her usual expression remained impassive but her eyes showed how bad the idea would be. To him.
"And hers taste like nothing like you ever tasted before."
"Finally! I thought this day would never end!" Kiyo exclaimed, stretching as he walked home with Mitsuki, Kaida, Matsumoto and Orihime in tow. After the hose incident, which ended in Mitsuki having detention all the way until school ended, everyone stayed another half hour to dry off before heading home. And you should have seen how many people practically took off the minute they could leave.
Kaida sighed. "Same here."
"I know!" Mitsuki added, still smiling like the perky idiot she was. Kaida and Kiyo whacked her head.
"Owie!!!"
"Don't be a baby." Kaida growled. "You were the cause of all the problems that happened today. You should at least know that much."
"No!" Mitsuki protested. "I wasn't the cause of it!" she then turned to the weakly smiling Orihime with the sad puppy dog face on. "I didn't do it, right?!"
"U-Um...w-well..." Orihime stuttered, unsure what to say to the pleading hyperactive girl that won't hurt her feelings. She was saved when Matsumoto swung her arm around Mitsuki and laughed.
"Don't worry, Mitsuki-chan!" the tenth division fukutaichō exclaimed. "Today was great since you came here-"
"Which was today." Kiyo coughed, earning him a glare from his sister.
"-but now school will be more entertaining for everyone!" Matsumoto added, not really stopping at all from Kiyo's comment. Mitsuki instantly brighten and hugged her new best friend Matsumoto.
"Yay! Arigatou, Matsumoto-chan!" Mitsuki squealed, making the person she was hugging smile and laugh. Kiyo and Kaida shook their heads at her but couldn't help catch their happy attitudes and smile. Orihime gave own great big smile too, seeing that Mitsuki was no longer down.
"Now, " Mitsuki said, breaking away from the hug. "Let's go shopping!" Matsumoto squealed alongside her, happy to have a shopping buddy before the two began racing down the street towards the nearest two. They left so quickly that all that remained to be seen was a trail of dust.
"Wait...what...huh???" Kiyo stammered, unable to complete any one sentence. Kaida just stared at the trail as Orihime sweat dropped. The older sister continued to stared until she realized something important.
"MITSUKI!!! I'M NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK!!!"
"OK! I'LL HAVE KIYO DO IT!"
"NANI???!!!"
"Man, what is with American people today?" Ichigo grumbled, walking down the street to his house with Rukia on his side. He glared at the raven head girl when she whacked him.
"Oh quit being a baby. We only have to deal with them at school. At least they're no shinigamis." Rukia retorted back. Ichigo just answered with a long sigh.
"I guess...I wonder how your brother would feel if Mitsuki came to the Soul Society. Probably go insane with everyone else." the orange-haired shinigami representative added, earning him another whack and glare from Rukia.
"Nii-sama would never go insane!" Rukia defended. "He is one that would never do that!" Ichigo snorted.
"Didn't you see what happened today? Half of the school went insane in just one day. Not even Byakuya would be able to-"
"MOVE!!!" a girly screech came, startling the two of them that were bickering in the middle of the road about people going insane. Neither one had time to move away since two bodies came crashing into them.
SQUISH!!!
"Gomen, Rukia, Strawberry!" Mitsuki apologized, not stopping as she continued to drag-run the now dazed Matsumoto towards the shops. She just kept running until the two of them ran down another street and vanished.
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"..." Rukia and Ichigo replied, seeing as they were currently pancakes on the ground. The sudden impact of the those two sent them into this position in the first place.
After ten seconds of lying on the ground twitching the two began peeling themselves off the ground, groaning and grumbling, in Ichigo's case. Both had at least one set of footprints on them. And they each now had scattered thoughts running around their heads like the girls did to Kiyo earlier. If someone actually wanted a death wish they would have just said those two were scattered-brains before having their ass kicked by them.
"Now do you think your brother won't go insane?" Ichigo asked, rubbing his head that also homed a tick mark from Mitsuki and Matsumoto running over him. Oh, and Mitsuki for calling him the girly meaning of his name.
PULSE VEIN.
"NO, ICHIGO. Now URUSAI!"
WHACK!!!
"...how is this a store?" Kira asked, staring at the shop that laid in front of her. Hitsugaya just rolled his eyes from where he stood nearby. After a ten minute argument and threats...and the police threatening to call their parents...Hitsugaya was forced to show Kira where the secret shinigami store was. And now that they were here, in front of a store that looked more like a small house, Kira was questioning if this was the place or he was just pulling her leg.
"Just come on." Hitsugaya growled, irritated that he couldn't get home until after they picked up the damn package. Glaring back at him, Kira began walking towards the front door of the place with him. As they got closer they soon came to two kids sweeping outside the store. One was a red head spiky hair kid while the other was a black haired girl. Expect the boy was complaining about having to work.
"What are you doing here?" the boy asked, his complaining stopping once he saw Hitsugaya and Kira. He had seem Hitsugaya before but never Kira and the people that visited the store were usually ones who were or had shinigami powers. Hitsugaya didn't answer and Kira didn't even bother responding, making Jinta, the red head kid, pulse a vein.
"Jinta, leave them alone." the girl, Ururu, said quietly. This sent Jinta into bullying like he does on a regular basic and earning odd looks from Kira while none from Hitsugaya.
Opening the door, Hitsugaya and Kira entered the store so see a simple candy store with other goods. Nothing that would suggest shinigamis were in the shop, instantly relaxing Hitsugaya a bit. Though, just a bit. He wanted to get out of here fast. He just hoped the old man had decided to leave Tessai in charge of the store today.
Kira looked around the store, trying to see if the package was anywhere. She found if sitting on the counter, unopened, and quickly went in to grab the box as Hitsugaya waited by the door. But just as she was about to retrieve the missent package she was meant with empty air. Confused, she looked up to see an old guy with blond hair wearing old Japanese robes, traditional sandals, and a bucket hat. Oh, and a fan.
"Eh, who do we have here?" the man asked, looking at Kira over his fan. Asked girl just looked at him with an raised eyebrow as if to question who he was. Hitsugaya hid a groan as he saw who he was.
"Yumi Kira." Kira answered slowly, watching as she saw a larger guy nearby holding her package. "Who are you two?"
"Why, I'm surprise Hitsugaya didn't tell you. I'm Urahara, owner of this fine shop." he introduced. "Outside is Jinta and Ururu, the help to do manual work. And he is-"
"The guy holding my package." Kira interrupted, making Hitsugaya almost want to whack his head against the door frame. Almost. Urahara just chuckled at her.
"Well, no. This is Tessai, my personal assistant." he corrected. He then pointed his fan towards the medium size package Tessai was holding. "And I'm guessing that's yours, eh?"
"Hai." Kira answered, getting irritated at how this guy just won't give her the package. "Can I have it back?"
Urahara waved his fan. "Yes, yes. But don't you want to buy some candy while you're here?" he asked, gesturing towards the shelves filled with all sorts of candy and other goods. Hitsugaya glared at him, pissed that he wouldn't just give her the package and let him leave. Kira seemed to have felt the same way, glaring at Urahara before grabbing some random candy and a bottle of painkillers. Dropping them on the counter, she quickly paid for the items before stuffing them into her school bag she still had.
"Where did you come from? I've never seen you before." Urahara commented as she was pocketing the items.
"America with her sister and friends." Hitsugaya answered, making Urahara look at him with an eyebrow raised. Kira ignored him before turning back to the clog wearing owner.
"Can I have it now?" Kira asked again, almost growling. Urahara just smiled before nodding. Tessai then walked forward and handed the package to the transfer student, who mumbled a thanks before turning around to walk out. Until she almost tripped over something that was black.
Scowling, Kira looked toward the ground to see a black cat walking past her before jumping up towards the counter. She turned to glare at the cat as it stared at her. It opened it mouth and had a twinkle in its eyes, as if laughing at her. This just made the girl even more irked.
"Urahara-san, is this your cat?" Urahara laughed.
"No, no. I do not own her at all. She's just a good friend of mine that wanders in from time to time. Her names Yoruichi." he clarified. Kira just gave a small nod to let him know she was listening before turning around and finally walking out of the store after Hitsugaya. Only when she was at the door did she turn around.
"She makes an annoying cat." she added before shutting the door behind her, leaving behind a hissing Yoruichi and chuckling Urahara.
"She sure is different from the others around here." Urahara commented once he was sure the two of them were gone. Yoruichi just glared at him, but the good nature shinigami didn't take much notice. But one thing did bother him.
"You caught on, didn't you?" Yoruichi then spoke, confirming what her store owner friend was pondering about.
Urahara nodded. "Hai. That she said 'makes an annoying cat' instead of 'is'." He then snapped his fan closed before walking towards the back of his store with Tessai with Yoruichi glaring at him again.
"It seems she knows more than she's letting on."
After Mitsuki and Matsumoto ran off to go shopping the remaining three walked home only to be welcomed with two guys and a vanful of groceries. An irked Kaida, a tried Kiyo, a confused Orihime, and another hour later the three were finally able to enter their apartments about five hours after school ended. Only ten minutes later the three walked outside to find a bickering Kira and Hitsugaya again, also coming home after their shopping trip and retrieving the package from the Urahara Shoten. This went into more explanations before the two teens finally were able to separate from each other after a troublesome day. Well, Kira into her apartment and Hitsugaya to back onto the roof again.
Both parties ate dinner shortly after Mitsuki and Matsumoto came back from their shopping expedition lugging ten shopping bags each. Yelling from three people, *cough* Kaida, Kiyo, and Hitsugaya *cough*, for ten minutes came a minute after the two walked into the apartments before dinner began...with Hitsugaya retreating to the rooftop again, not wanting to have a repeat of what happened that morning. But he came down to force and yell Matsumoto to do her human homework and paperwork. Same thing happened to Mitsuki but with Kaida and Kiyo yelling.
Renji had entered the Urahara Shoten after the other two had left since he was staying there. And then he was kicked back out again in order to do some errands for Urahara before he was allowed back in. What errands exactly? To go and pick up food from the grocery store since they had run out. Pineapple head was not a happy camper at all as he went to do this.
Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Keigo all arrived at Keigo's house after school. And they were treated to Keigo's sister ogling over the still wet Ikkaku and Yumichika since she was lovestruck over them. It was pretty awkward. And Keigo was once again hit by a girl, aka sister, when he told his sister to stop. Sigh, he can never get any girl to respect him.
Rukia and Ichigo had a slightly less exciting day. Ichigo had another average greeting with his father, aka getting kicked in the face and then yelling, before having dinner with his family while Rukia snuck into this closet. (A/N: Rukia isn't staying in Ichigo sister's room yet.) Once he finished Ichigo then snuck in some food for Rukia before he went to do his homework as Rukia pestered him and drew. Kon was repeatedly bashed by both of them for being a pervert during the night.
No hollow attacks at all on this day, to the relief of all the shinigamis, humans, and Quincy. Surviving this day with the new students was already hard enough. But how will they deal with it when hollows do attack?
Me: Ok...finally done!
Everyone: Wow... 7,558 words. That's a new record.
Me: Yup!
Audience: Are you accepting OC's?
Me: Hai!
Everyone: ...
Me: ???
Ichigo: Hopefully the ones people send in will be more sane than the ones you made.
Me, Kaida, Kiyo, and Mitsuki: HEY!!!
Kira: -throws her book at Ichigo's head-
Everyone else: -laughs a little-
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