Me: Merry Christmas!
Ikkaku: Another update.
Me: Yup! And this one more of how I usually write!
Mitsuki: Lots of fun!
Everyone: ???
Kiyo: -groans-
Kiyo: She ate about who knows how much sugared water. Been chasing her all day.
Unknown Person: I pity you people.
Everyone: -stares-
Everyone: Who's that?
Unknown Person: -points to themselves-
Unknown Person: Me?
Everyone: Yes.
Me: Someone who appears in this chapter.
Yumichika: Well, they are not as beautiful as me.
Everyone: -anime fall-
Ichigo: You do know that Christmas is about the spirit of giving, right?
Yumichika: So?
Renji: Can't you say someone else is nice APART from you?
Yumichika: Fine.
Everyone: -shocked-
Everyone: REALLY!?
Yumichika: The creator of this manga is somewhat beautiful, seeing as he created one of beauty like me.
Everyone: ...
Kaida: Close enough.
Karin: Eh? When I get here?
Yuzu: Why me too?
Producer: Because it's my gift to everyone!
Karin and Yuzu: EH!?
Karin: How!?
Producer: New omake characters!
Everyone: -anime falls-
Audience: Please begin and review!
December 25, 2009
MERRY CHRISMTAS!
Thanks and stuff since I'm too lazy to reply via PM...
Love is war-Mistress Kurohi-: Thanks for letting me know it's ok. Yumiko appears in this chapter more and should be more of how you imagine her, I hope. Have a happy Christmas!
Before you begin...
Note: Please excuse any kind of grammar, spelling, and/or other errors. Spell check is not always perfect and I may not catch everything in it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its characters except my version of the plot and characters. Any other characters that will appear that do not belong to Bleach or me belongs to their respectful owners.
-o-o- Chapter 12 -o-o-
Aftermath
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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
Ichigo coughed, trying to figure out exactly what the hell just happened. There was no way this was even possible! His opponent just... Really, it was just downright insane! Sure when being a shinigami you were bound to have anything happen. But still! What just occurred was too crazy!
The wind picked up a bit, as if reacting to the situation as well. Snow was now whipping everywhere, the windstorm of snow and ice picking up. But then it began dying down. Slowly, but still dying down. Snips of the tops of trees could be seem though the snow if one looked hard enough.
The girl blinked, trying to figure out the answer too. She hadn't expected that to happen either. Jumping back, the girl examined her zanpakutõ, Or more like the remaining hilt that was held clenched in her fist.
It seemed her sword had shattered upon impact when trying to cut Ichigo in half.
"Dammit!" the girl swore, her voice louder than the fading wind. "Should've know that my limit was up. Crap."
Confused by all means but not going to give up this opportunity, Ichigo pointed Zangetsu at her. "Who the hell are you and just what are you trying to pull!?" Glancing back at him, the girl blinked.
"Well... who are you!?"
Anime fall.
"The hell!?" Ichigo shouted, pulsing a vein. "You have the nerve to attack me and this resort and you have no fucking idea who I am!?" the girl scratched the back of her head.
"Nope!" she said, popping her 'p'. "All I know are three things. One: You suck at fighting. Two: You were only sent here on a mission. And three: You're a freaky tall carrot."
PULSE VEIN. PULSE VEIN.
"I'm Kurosaki Ichigo! Shinigami Representative!" Ichigo yelled, fuming at this point. The girl on the other side of the field stood there in silence for a few seconds before snapping her fingers.
"Oh! Now I know who you are!"
Twitch. Twitch.
The girl then smirked and put her hands behind her head. "Put from what I was told, your friends are stronger, carrot."
Ichigo scowled darkly, this time ignoring the last sentence she said. "Yeah, yeah. Now who the hell are you and what business do you have here!?" ordered girl looked back at him before towards the now slightly visible sky.
"Wish I could tell you, carrot, I really do. But..." she looked back at him with an expressionless face. "I'm under strict orders to keep it business. Sorry, it's still too early to reveal why." Ichigo didn't take to kindly to this. Gripping his zanpakutõ, he prepared himself to attack.
"Why you little---!" the girl laughed at the reistu flaring boy and shook her head.
Gathering up her cloak, the girl clicked her tongue at Ichigo. "Sorry, but I'm currently at my limit. Maybe another time we can finish our fight. And then I can show how much of a weakling you are." she ignored the glare that could have buried her six feet underground. "But until then..." she then disappeared before suddenly reappearing right in front of the startled boy. Pecking a kiss on his check she held up two fingers in a peace sign before shunpoing away into the forest behind her. "Later!"
Stunned by the sudden kiss on the check, Ichigo was slow to prepare himself to use shunpo after the girl. After all, he was kissed... even if on the check. But before he could even take off, a tornado-like gust of wind blasted him head on, sending the boy flying backwards. It was so strong that the shinigami representative could barely regain his balance. Slashing the air, trying to use his zanpakutõ to dig itself in the snow, and shunpoing didn't work. All he could do no was wait as the stupid wind took control.
He didn't know how long the wind carried him, only knowing that quite some time had passed. The only thing he did know he was getting pretty angry at how long it was taking for him to stop. Unbeknownst to him, it was really just a couple of seconds of traveling on the wind before he felt himself crashing into another person or thing. Both tumbled and stumbled down, the ground having become unleveled suddenly. Their shouts and yelled blended together as one as they approached the bottom of the hill.
Finally, the ground leveled off and Ichigo landed on top of the thing he had crashed into. Groaning in slight pain, Ichigo took some time to shake it off before observing his surroundings. Buildings and the resort cottages could be seen in the distance not too far from where he was. The lake was in the other. Mt. Fuji in all its glory and beauty stood behind him. It was pretty easy to tell that he had landed at the very bottom of the mountain.
Remembering the girl he fought and Renji, Ichigo glanced around again, trying to see if either one of them were anywhere nearby. Neither were. Just snow, trees, snow, rocks, snow, branches, snow, ice, and guess what? More snow.
"Damn... Where the hell is Renji? And that girl?"
"How about looking beneath you for once!?" a muffled voice yelled. Startled by the sudden break in silence, Ichigo looked down and found a squished Renji with his face buried in about who knows how deep snow. Scrambling up, he watched flabbergasted as his red-headed friend stood up. Any snow stuck on the fukutaichou's face melted quickly from the angry and annoyed expression planted on his face.
"Renji!? What were you doing there!?" the shinigami representative exclaimed. He was greeted back with a punch in the head.
"You idiot!" Renji stormed. "You were the one that crashed into me! And you're asking why the hell I was like that!?"
Ichigo rubbed his bruised head and glared back at Renji. "Shut up! What the hell happened to you anyways?" Renji pushed away his still lingering fury at the orange headed boy and grew serious.
"All I know is that I was fighting this girl before she just got up and vanished. And right before your butt came crashing into me." Ichigo blinked.
"Girl?"
The read headed fukutaichou nodded. "Hai. Don't know who but she had dark green eyes and was kind of medium height, I think."
Ichigo crossed his arms and sighed. "That doesn't help us much."
PULSE VEIN.
"At least I GOT information! What about you!?" Renji shouted back, angry at how Ichigo was so bluntly ignoring the importance and value of his information. But before Ichigo could report back his findings, yelling came from behind them. Turning around, the two found themselves with Yumiko, Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryū, and their gigai/body running towards them.
The two waited until the small group reached down. Genuine concern was on the three girls' faces. Chad and Uryū being boys didn't expressed anything, like usual boys. Before anyone could speak though, Yumiko dropped kicked Ichigo in the face as Rukia punched Rukia in the head.
"BAKAS!"
THUD!
Ichigo glared up at his older twin from where he laid in the snow. "What the hell was that for!?" Yumiko crossed her arms and grinned.
"Cause you were being a baka. Didn't you hear what we said?" she answered bluntly. Ichigo's eyebrow began twitching.
"And me!?" Renji added, rubbing the bruise forming on his head. His small petite friend gave him a look.
"For being a baka."
PULSE VEIN.
"That isn't an answer!!!" the two boys yelled furious. Yumiko and Rukia shrugged while their friends sweat dropped at them. Orihime then began questioning the two furiously on if they were injured or not as they slipped into their gigai/body. It took about three minutes of convincing and to stop being a worrywart to get the orange headed girl to stop questioning them. Ichigo also gave a pointed glare to his sister, telling her she better not start it too.
Uryū, once all worry and fussing was done, pushed his glasses up. "What exactly happened to you guys up there?" Ichigo and Renji looked at each other before back at them.
"Well..."
"GAH!!! STOP IT!!!"
Everyone stopped and looked back towards the resort. They knew in no doubt who had yelled like that. Only question was what had happened. They all looked at each other when they heard another voice scream out about fifty different swear words at once in response. A loud crash along with another voice yelling before all the voices died down. Each of them remained quiet as the mused over the fact that the voices had reached to where they were, despite being a five minute run or ten minute walk away. The group sighed.
"Maybe we should wait until we meet up with the other first."
"Agreed."
Ten minutes later...
The group found themselves entering the resort area with an over-worried and bruised Ichigo and Renji. It seemed as the walk over was not as pleasant as the two had hoped, having gotten into arguments with Yumiko and Rukia, who in returned whacked, kicked, and punched them. But ignoring that, the group saw that there was no major damages done to the buildings or anything else. A clear blue sky could be seen overhead, the winds apparently clearing once the two girls on top of the mountain had vanished. But the students lingering around were going nuts and muttering to their friends and classmates about what just happened, despite it being almost the curfew for all students.
"I-I thought we were going to die!"
"Dude, those winds were strong!"
"I wonder if they'll let the trip continue..."
"Will the teachers still let us stay here?"
"This place sucks!"
Ichigo's head looked around at all the different things people were saying. "Damn... What happened after we left?" Yumiko looked over at her brother.
"A lot of crazy things happened for sure. Apparently one of your classmates, the crazy hyper guy, decided to hit on some of the girls. And one of them had a boyfriend that's in the same club as Tatsuki. Guess what happened?" she explained, gesturing towards where said boy was cowering. His black haired popular with the ladies friend sighed at him while trying to get the king of drama to stop crying anime tears.
Dot. Dot. Dot.
"And one of the windows in the other lodges broke," Uryū added. "A few of the people in there had to be sent to the infirmary to remove the pieces of glass that embedded itself in some of them. Most had to go and get treated for possible frost bite, seeing as the wind was bitter cold."
Renji cursed. "Did anything else bad happened?" The group that stayed behind looked at each other, as if deciding whether or not they should share the next piece of information. Coming to a silent decision, Rukia looked straight, or tried to, into the two stubborn guys' eyes.
"Matsumoto and Ikkaku found a body up on the mountain," she explained somberly. She got the reaction she expected, shocked and stunned.
"W-What!?" the ice wielder nodded.
"Hai. And it was---"
"MITSUKI!!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! NOW!!!" another voice interrupted loudly, startling the serious group. Looking to their left, they saw a frantically running hyper girl heading right towards them, her brother running right behind her. And before they even knew it, the girl pounced on both Ichigo and Renji, sending all three into the white snow.
"Hey!" the girl protested, sitting up the two dazed boys. "You were supposed to start running!" Ichigo's and Renji's head shot up and glared at the girl, flames nearly coming out of their eyes.
"AND HOW THE HELL WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!?"
Gulp.
Mitsuki scratched the back of her head nervously. "Um... 'cause?"
Anime falls.
"MITSUKI!!!" Kiyo thundered from right behind the girl, making her jump up. But before said girl could start running again, her brother grabbed the back of her shirt and began dragging her back towards the way they came. "You get back there, NOW!!!"
The girl began crying as she was dragged back. Her heels digging furiously in the snow as she flailed around in her brothers arms. "I don't wanna! I don't wanna!"
PULSE VEIN.
"YOU'RE NOT A FRICKING BABY!!!" Kiyo yelled back, pulsing numerous veins. Snickers from other nearby students made the yelled at girl protest even more, making Kiyo rub his throbbing forehead. Remembering the people that was left clueless behind, he turned around, while still dragging his sister, and waved.
"Yo. Where you guys run off to?" he asked, referring to when the group just ran off once they were allowed outside. The air began tense.
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"Um..." Orihime began, not sure how to answer. But Mitsuki seemed to have saved the day, surprisingly, by trying to run away again. This time also dragging her brother.
"I'm almost free! I'm almost free!" the girl screamed, running in some random direction. Students quick enough to dodge her while slower ones were forced away. Everyone stared with dots in their eyes as they watch the crazy, younger twin drag the older twin around.
Kiyo gritted his teeth and spat out snow when Mitsuki made him crash into another tree before speeding away. "DAMN IT!!! MITSUKI!!!" Shouted at girl didn't care, having too much fun.
"WHEE! WHEE!" the girl cried, sounding more and more like a two yell old on some sort of amusement ride. She then face planted when some student decided to see what would happen if he tripped her. And to get her to shut her. Mitsuki yelped like a dog as she crashed into the snow, her brother right after.
"WAH!!! KIYO!!! HE TRIPPED ME!!!"
Anime falls.
Jumping up quickly before his sister, Kiyo whacked Mitsuki's head as hard as he could before dragging her again towards the direction he was supposed to be going. "SHUT UP AND COME ON!"
"NO!" she protested. Kiyo twitched.
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"HAH!"
"WAH!!! KIYO!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
WHACK!
The group stared with deadpan looks in their eyes as they watched Kiyo drag and curse at a yelling and screaming girl alongside him. He would have continued if it wasn't for the boy turning back and looking like he forgot to tell them something. But first he had to stuff his sister's mouth with some snow to get her to be quiet for a little bit.
"Oi, Kaida said that he's awake now. And that if you can, find some more blankets. He's shivering like mad!" Kiyo called. Not knowing if they listened or not, he then began dragging his sister away, their voices becoming softer as they traveled away from the group. Ichigo and Renji blinked owlishly at him.
"Who's he talking about?"
Yumiko coughed, making the two looked at the older twin. She gave a small smile, as if trying to lessen the blow of the information of the information she was about to give them.
"The body found on the mountain."
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"EH?! TOSHIRO/TACIHOU PASSED OUT ON THE MOUNTAIN!?"
The black haired girl looked at the two passed out boys on the floor in front of her. Shaking her head, she leaned against the column behind her from where she sat on the counter, drinking a cup of tea. "Tch, figures when they ran in here they'd do that. Especially since onee-chan had a bat in her hands." said sister glanced weakly at the boys on the floor.
"I thought they were the two idiots," she then stroked her chin. "Well, the twin idiots, I mean."
Sweat drops.
Rukia shook her head before slipping off her boots. "Forget them. Where you guys during the storm anyways?" she asked, referring to the two that were standing/sitting nearby. They looked at each other for a moment before looking away.
Matsumoto, who was sitting in a nearby chair with a cup of hot chocolate, smiled. "They were here, cuddling!"
Crash!
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"THE HELL!?" various people shouted, bewildered to believe that such a thing happened.
"MATSUMOTO!!!" the tenth division taichou yelled out, pulsing so many veins. Everyone in the room, even the two that had just regained conscious, had to laugh as the boy began threatening his fukutaichou for saying such a lie. Even the temperature of the room decreased about ten degrees. The younger sister instead looked so shock that such a thing was said that she didn't notice the broken cup in her hand, having broken as it was dropped onto the floor.
Kaida bit her lips to prevent from breaking into more laughter as she went to clean up the broken cup and spilt tea. Picking up some of the broken pieces, she looked up to see if her sister was going to help clean up the mess. She even had to poke Kira a few times in the ribs to get the girl to snap out of shock. Mumbling different ways to kill the busty woman, the girl quickly fled down the hall to get the broom, and to hide the faint red blush of embarrassment that was forming on her face.
Shiha was on the floor downright breaking a gut at the turn of events. "I never...thought you were...like that...Snowball!" she exclaimed, laughing between every few words.
PULSE HUGE VEIN.
"MYUU!!!"
Uryū shook his head. "Such idiocy..." Yumiko coughed again, choking a bit as she tried to hide her laugh. Chad had to gently pat her back to get the girl to breathe again.
Ichigo, who was still laughing at the expense Hitsugaya's pride, then turned towards the one person in the room who was sitting the farthest away from the group. Blankets surrounded him as he held a cup of hot chocolate, eying the group with blank eyes. He seemed completely clueless on what was going on, if not also scared.
The boy looked about to be a year younger than the majority of the group, either around the age of fifteen or fourteen. A mop of spiky dark brown hair stuck up everywhere. His coal black eyes kept rotating though the various people that were in the cottage the Karakura and American Gang were staying. He was dressed in a thick brown sweater and sweat pants, as if the blankets weren't enough to keep him warm. Some sort of purplish-blue bracelet was tied to his left wrist as well.
Pointing to the stranger, he examined the boy closely. "Who's he?" the laughter stop, almost as if someone had pressed a pause button. Renji glanced at the strange boy too, also wondering who he was. The boy being glanced at gave the two guys a pointed look.
"A boy, idiots." he said in fluent English. The two of them, and those who weren't good or didn't bother taking English, stared at the boy, trying to figure out what he said. Kaida chuckled as Kira came back with the broom and dust pan.
"He said, 'A boy, idiots'." the girl translated, brushing the broken pieces into the dust pan. Half the guys in the room pulsed a vein and slash or twitched at the insult. Ichigo held up a fist a fist at the boy.
"Who the hell do you think you are, brat!?" the shinigami representative yelled, pissed. Yelled at boy looked blankly at him, not understanding a word he said.
"Why would I kiss you?" he answered, disgusted, having taken the wrong meaning of Ichigo's words. Kaida laughed as she translated the boy's answer, watching as the whole room erupted in laughter again at the miscommunication. Red in the face, the boy walked up to the boy and grabbed the front of his shirt, and glared darkly in the boy's face.
"Listen here, brat, never would I in a million years---" he was interrupted when the boy began yelling loudly in his ear.
"I ALREADY SAID I WON'T KISS YOU!!!" he yelled, backhanding the carrot top into Ikkaku, who was standing somewhere behind Ichigo. They all watched as the Karakura Town native and the third seat of division eleven tumble to the ground, each yelling at each other to watch it.
Shiha was once again back on the ground, rolling on the ground with laughter. Kaida was holding her stomach, having finished the cleaning and trying not to end up on the floor with laughter as well. Orihime, who was actually pretty good in English, looked on with a dazed look. Uryū muttered something about how idiotic Ichigo was and how he deserved what he got. Kira was holding a hand to her mouth, trying to hide her small giggles. Rukia was translating the sentence to everyone else. Yumiko was grinning and making fun of her younger brother. Chad remained the stoic one and remained indifferent. And Hitsugaya just twitched at everyone's childishness at the moment.
Kiyo and Mitsuki's head then popped in through the front door. "What we missed?"
"TELL THAT CARROT TOP I WILL NOT KISS HIM!!!"
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"NANI!?!?!?"
"BAHAHAHAHA!"
TWITCH.
"IT'S ICHIGO!!!"
Apparently Ichigo always know whenever he is ever insulted, whether in another language or not.
A couple minutes later...
The boy glanced triumphantly at Ichigo, who was currently duck taped to another chair to prevent him from killing the unknown boy with Zangetsu. Everyone else laid scattered among the room, some standing, others sitting, or just leaning against other things. All their attention was fixed on the boy that was sitting on the couch, hands behind his head.
Kaida, his official translator looked at the boy as he spoke. "My name is Riki Hansen. Or as I think you Japanese do, Hansen Riki?"
Yumiko nodded, indicating he was right. "Why are you here?" Riki remained silent for a few seconds before answering, Kaida translating.
"I am visiting with my friend. We're staying at the nearby village not too far away from here. However, I got lost on my way back from hiking. And she won't be back for awhile, sadly."
"Why's that?" Matsumoto asked, pitying the poor boy.
"She had to leave early this afternoon to attend to some business back where we live. And from what I was told, the roads are closed until they can clear out the roads, which would take a few days."
Kiyo sat on the armrest of the chair his sister was sitting in. He rested his hand on his arms, as if bored. His sister sat in the chair, sucking on a lollipop to keep her mouth shut while they talked to the boy.
"That's your story, huh?" the boy asked, answering straight in English. Kaida threw Kiyo an annoyed look before translating instead for her friends. The boy gave Kiyo a glare.
"What!? You think I'm lying!?" Kiyo shrugged.
"What do you think?"
Whack!
Whacked boy fell on the ground, rubbing his sore arm as he looked up at his sister. Said sister was glaring at her brother, her lollipop in her hands. Everyone else blinked as they saw the event unfold in front of them.
"MEANIE!!! BE NICE!!!"
Renji rubbed his forehead as the two began yelling at each other. "Oi... Ignore them. What are we going to do with him?"
"Can't he stay with us until the road clears?" Orihime asked, looking as Riki, who seemed to be trying to fight sleep. "After all, I don't Riki-kun looks like he can stay awake for much longer."
Yumiko looked at the clock on the wall. "I might be able to go talk to some of the teachers before they head in. They might allow him to stay since there's no way of getting him back down to the village until Friday at the earliest. Be right back." and the girl left.
Kaida stood up, having finished translating to Riki what Yumiko just said. "Now that is getting solved, I'm going to take a shower. Later." the second older sister then left the room. Seeing as the only left to do was wait for Yumiko to get back, the group scattered into their own groups to talk until then.
The Karakura Gang gathered near the back of the room, the furthest they could go without alerting the still bickering twins and Riki's tired conversation with Kira. Shiha had left with Tatsuki to go find Keigo and Mizuiro, who had still yet to return.
Hitsugaya looked at Ichigo and Renji. "What happened up there during the storm?" the two questioned shinigamis reported back everything that happened, from the sudden separation to the fights to Ichigo's enemy breaking zanpakutõ to ending up at the bottom of the mountain. Once finished, a tense silence hovered over the group.
Matsumoto broke the silence first. "So, it is true, taichou. There are two rogue shinigamis somewhere around here." Hitsugaya nodded in response.
"So what do we do?" Orihime asked. Ikkaku grinned and placed his hands on his wooden sword that he carried everywhere.
"We fight them, what else!?" he exclaimed. Yumichika sighed at his friend's plan.
"So ungraceful and ugly."
Ichigo and Renji agreed with this plan. Both wanted some payback against the two girls that they had fought against. Neither of them had a real fight with them, seeing as it ended quite quickly. Rukia, however, disagreed with them.
"Normally shinigamis don't break their zanpakutõs like that easily. It has to be when they are in near death or some other unusual circumstance. A zanpakutõ just doesn't break randomly." Hitsugaya nodded again.
"Right. And by the way the opponent you faced, Kurosaki, acted it seems she had already been using too much of her power on the wind. I suspect that she had use most of her reistu up and that her zanpakutõ cannot withstand a large usage of reistu at once, causing it to break." Ichigo growled.
"So what? We wait like sitting ducks until they attack the resort or one of us again!?" he snapped, glaring at the tenth division taichou. Hitsugaya sent back his own.
"Unfortunately, there is nothing much we can do at this point."
Later that night...
After Yumiko had come back with the approval of the teachers, it was determine that Riki would be sleep on the couch, seeing as he had already fallen asleep there. With a quick dinner, the group then headed off to la-la land to end quite the day they had. All the people in the Karakura Gang went to bed, however, with thoughts on what they were going to do about the shinigamis. But there wasn't an easy answer; too many other things to take account for.
So the night was restless.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Riki rubbed his eyes slightly, having been awoken by something vibrating next to him. Stumbling and reaching in different places, the boy finally found what he was looking for on the coffee table next to him. Checking the clock on his cell phone, the boy groaned as he saw it was just past one in the morning. Flipping open the phone, he answered.
"Hello?"
He then flinched as the voice answered, holding the phone an arm's length away from his ear. Whoever was calling him had a set of serious loud lungs. Grumbling and waiting for the hearing to return to his right ear, he continued the conservation once he was sure they had stopped ranting.
"What? I got lost. And it was your suggestion I take the hike."
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"Hey! Don't yell at me! I'm staying at one of the cottages at that resort nearby the village until the roads clear. Just be thankful I don't kick your ass when you get back for suggesting I get myself killed!"
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Riki groaned. "What? You want me to do that? Come on! I want to relax and have some fun while I'm here! Why do I---"
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"Fine! Fine! I'll do it! Don't get so angry at me about it! Sheesh! It was your own fault that happened anyways!
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He then placed the phone directly in front of him before yelling straight into it in English. "HEY! I GET IT! I'LL DO BUT JUST SHUT UP! JEEZ!!! YOU'RE WORST THAN MY TEACHERS!!!"
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"I ALREADY SAID I'LL GET YOU THE DAMN THING!!!"
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"UGH! Fine! Night. Or whatever time it is there!"
Snapping the phone shut, Riki threw slash placed his phone on the table before snuggling back into his couch bed. Closing his eyes, he muttered some more curse words at the caller before drifting off back into his dream about killing said person. And he thought getting stuck here might've have been a good think.
Creak!
Riki's head snapped up, startled by the noise. Looking around the room quickly it was amazing he didn't get a whiplash from it. There was nothing around him expect for darkness and the furniture. All the doors were closed and the windows shut. A gentle snowfall was falling against the window.
Shaking his head, the boy laid back down again. "Must be almost getting frozen to death or something making me paranoid." And with that the boy drifted off to sleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
A dark figure moved outside, their cloak whishing as they vanished.
A few hours later...
"RIKI!!! WAKE UP!!!"
"GAH!!!" said boy yelled, falling off the couch. Groaning and cursing, the boy looked up to see Mitsuki standing above him with a plateful of scramble eggs and sausages. He eyed the plate the girl was holding, aware that Mitsuki was biting one of said sausages.
"Come on, sleepy head! It's breakfast time!" Mitsuki sang, leading the boy into the kitchen where everyone else was seated and already eating. Riki could only sweat dropped as he saw the chaotic scene around him.
"Oi! Ichigo! Pass the syrup!" Ikkaku called, digging into some pancakes. A bottle of said syrup hit the guy in the face.
"There!"
Twitch.
"I said PASS it, not THROW it!!!"
"So what? You still got it!"
"You wanna fight!?"
"Sure! Why not!"
Whack!
Slam!
"NO FIGHTING AT THE TABLE!"
"Jeez, Kaida, be a mother already why won't you."
PULSE VEIN.
"Orihime, I think Kiyo would love to have some of your toast this morning."
"EH!?!?!?"
"Oh! Really!? Arigatou, Kiyo-kun!"
Something wiggly put on plate.
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"Well? Aren't you going to eat it."
"...I hate you Kaida."
"Love you too."
"Anyone have any sweets?"
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"SHIHA ARE YOU INSANE!?"
"What!? Guardian here and I thought it was a good idea!"
"Guardian?"
"DO YOU NOT SEE MITSUKI RIGHT HERE!?"
"So? Just don't give her any! Simple!"
Chair pushed back.
"Fucking insane friends..."
"You're one to talk, Kira."
Whack!
"You deserved that, Kiyo."
"...urusai."
"I SEE SUGAR COOKIE ON RENJI'S PLATE!"
"W-WHAT!?"
Crash!
"MITSUKI!!!"
"Wah! It's not a cookie! Wait... it's a chocolate truffle!"
"NANI!?"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!?"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?"
"IT'S ON YOUR PLATE!"
CRASH! BANG! WHACK!
"MINE! MINE!"
"MITSUKI!!!"
"YYYYYUUUUUUMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
Sounds of someone racing out the door.
...
...
...
"Shiha ate it, didn't she?"
"Hai."
"MITSUKI!!!"
"I DIDN'T DO IT!!!"
"Hey Ichigo."
"Hm? What?"
"Have you and Rukia kissed yet?"
SILENCE.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Well?"
"Y-YUMIKO! S-SHUT UP!!!"
"P-PLEASE STOP!"
"I'll take that as a no."
"YUMIKO!!!"
"That was awkward."
"Ditto."
"Keigo, wipe your tears or it'll get into your food."
"Wah! But Ichigo is already ahead of me! To get his sister to ask---"
WHAM!
"I SAID SHUT UP!!!"
"Hey, Renji?"
"...I'm scared to even ask. What?"
"Have you kissed---"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Food being thrown everywhere.
"Any guesses on who?"
"Hm... by what I seen, either Rukia or Kaida."
"..."
"..."
"URYŪ!!! WHEN THE HELL DID YOU CARE!?"
WHACK!
"OH NO!! IT'S MISTER FRYING PAN!!!"
"MITSUKI!!! SHUT UP!!!"
SMACK!
"WAH!!! FOOD HATES ME!!!"
Sweat drops.
"Hahaha! How about some sake?"
Dead silence.
"ARE YOU INSANE TOO!?"
"MATSUMOTO!"
"EEP!"
Riki glanced around as more food and things went flying, crashing, and breaking. His eyebrow kept twitching at how he was bluntly ignored and his stomach growling. He then saw Kira come over before tugging him out of the room.
"Ow! What gives!?" he yelled, only to become silent when a fork was in the area where is head once was. His eyes grew to the size of saucers as he stared at it. The girl who save his eyesight rolled her eyes before putting on a jacket. She then saw Chad, who had finished early, seeing as most of his food was already gone by the food fight.
"You still hungry?" she questioned, hearing the rumble of his stomach. A silent, embarrassed nod. She then turned back to the still shell shocked Riki.
"If you want to eat something before lunch, you better go to the lodge. They might still have something to give you," she then looked back to where her sister and everyone else was. "Unless you want to try your luck in there."
Gulp.
"W-Which way to the lodge?"
"Thought so."
Mitsuki: -whistling-
Shiha: -glances up from the movie she's watching-
Shiha: Hyper, what are you so happy about?
Mitsuki: You'll see~!
Shiha: -shakes head before returning to movie-
Riki: -walks in-
Riki: Ugh! Who the hell did that!?
Shiha: -raises eyebrow-
Shiha: Do what?
Ichigo: -runs in-
Ichigo: -coughing-
Shiha: -points a thumb at Ichigo-
Shiha: What happened to him?
Mitsuki: -giggles-
Everyone in room: -raises eyebrow-
Somewhere: "I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world---"
(Note: I do not own the lyrics or anything pertaining to this song)
Kaida's voice: HOLY FUCKING---!
Everyone: -screams-
Everyone: WHAT. THE. HELL!?
Mitsuki: -laughs-
Mitsuki: That was my present to Kaida! A singing doll!
Everyone: -stare-
Kira: -walks in-
Kira: -glares at Mitsuki-
Kira: I'm taking my present back.
Mitsuki: WHAT!? WHY!?
Kira: YOU. FUCKING. SET. TSUKI. ON. FIRE!!!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Mitsuki: ...But it was a fire proof sweater!
Everyone: -anime falls-
Audience: Can we get a refund on our gifts? PLEASE!
Mitsuki: WAH!!!
Producer: Oi...
Me: Um... While we get this figure out... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Mitsuki: -sneaking away-
Everyone: MITSUKI!!!
Mitsuki: -runs out of room with everyone after her-
Mitsuki: WAH!!! MOM! MOM!
Producer: -faints from stress-
Me: Ja ne!
*~Kira~*