wow, i updated, you guys should feel lucky, im sorry if this is short and crappy but its all iv got for now, and i apologise for not updating much...at all...but i was writing my other story and i had a week of exams and i had to study and i had a new obsession (Xiaolin Showdown) and there was halloween...and i wasnt bothered...

Disclaimer: I do not own bleach...yet...

Ayame: you never will

Me: hey! i own you!

Ayame: ...

Me: and how is this possible anyway! ur me!

Ayame: what!? ew!

Me: oh haha

Ayame: shut up and write

Me: make me

Ayame: cero!

Me: IM WRITING! IM WRITING!


Gin, Grimmjow, Ayame, Ulquiorra, Halibel and the three kids made their way towards the house that Aizen prepared for them. As they passed through people would look and stare at Ayame's purple hair and Grimmjow's blue hair, this really pissed him off and he tried to pick a fight with everyone who looked his way but that was where Ulquiorra and Halibel came in and they managed to keep him under control. Ayame either ignored any comments or answered back.

They were nearly there when Ayame froze and pointed at something, then started yelling.

Ayame: HOLY SH*T ITS DEATH THE KID!

Everyone (except the kids cause they found a puppy to torment): who?

Ayame: FROM SOUL EATER!

Everyone: what?

Ayame: IN CAT FORM!

Everyone: huh...?

All the while Ayame was pointing at a black cat with three white stripes on the side of its head. The cat looked at Ayame, thinking it was probably not a good idea to get to close to her, so he started running away but it was already to late, Ayame had him in her arms and vowed to house train him and make him her pet.

"Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin-nii-chan can I have him????? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaasse?"

"Sure...I guess" said Gin, hoping he wouldn't regret it later.

"YAY!" yelled Ayame "Oi kids! We've got a pet kitty now!"

"where!?"

"his name is Death The Kid Junior, but you can call him Kid-kun for short"

"ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

"hey look! A butterfly!"Ayame pointed it out"

"thats a hell butterfly, they work for the shinnigami" Ulquiorra stated.

"we can't let it tell them we're here, otherwise we will be in trouble. We must get rid of it" said Halibel.

"no need, its being taken care of" said Gin.

*squish*

"what was that...?" asked Grimmjow.

"Shizuka! You shouldn't squish butterflys! Its not very nice!" Ayame told her.

"I sorry mummy" Shizuka replied, not looking sorry at all.

"don't worry, she did us a favour" Halibel said to Ayame "that was a hell butterfly"

"Oh? It was?" Ayame looked at the remains of the butterfly "Oh, I see! Good Shizuka, but you can only squish the tinkly ones(you know how they make that tinkly bell noise)"

"Look, its the house" said Grimmjow.

"Ooooh, it's biiiig" Ayame said, looking at the house with a big smile on her face.

"well I am rich you know" Gin said. Ulquiorra looked at the house, but said nothing.

They all walked into the house. Except the kids. They ran in. Screaming. Really loudly.


ok i hope you liked it and please review and tell me wat you think, please

i probably wont update if i dont get a review this time cause while i like the story, i lack the motivation, so please please please review

thank you to people who alerted cause that gave me the motivation to write this...thing...

Death the Kid (DTK): why am i a cat in this

Me: cause ive had that idea for ages and wanted to try it out

DTK: but...your writing is so asymmetrical and imperfect

Me:so...oh rite...hey look a totally symmetrical...thing...

DTK: WHERE!

*points n random direction*

*runs in the direction*

Me: *phew* ok that, was random

Grimmjow: no kidding dumbass

Me: whats with the insultingness? WHY DO YOU HATE ME!

Grimmjow: you made Ulquiorra my brother and stuck me in the human world

Me: oh touche

Bye!