Sorry it took so long but school started and then I have fire breathing teachers :no pun intended: breathing down my neck for hw …. In probably boring you….. so here victim three: laughs manically:

Am I evil or am I evil?...oh yeah almost forgot but not quite : smirks at lawyers:

Disclaimer: I don't nor will I ever own any thing!got that!

Hope de hopehope its long enough!

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Victim three: Prika (hahahaha)

We see a stage and a purple modern looking chair, the audience is quite.

A little whispering can be heard, an audience member coughs… a baby cries.

Voice: She what?

More whispering.

Voice you mean to tell me our victim for today got side tracked!

Whispering: (you're on air!)

Voice: Ah I mean…. That is to say… our guest for today will be a little late but she'll be here (to someone) Right?

Whispering: (nods)

Voice: yes that's right! She should be arriving soon!

(Cricket chirps) (Some one coughs again)

Voice: in the mean time here's a word from our sponsor!

(Creepy music play)

(Screen opens up on stage and the outline of a dark short figure can be seen)

Creepy person (me): yes that's right I am the uh… auth-..uh..Sponsor and I'd like to say thanks for coming!

(Creepy music plays again and screen folds over and slots in to the wall)

Audience: …..

(Cricket chirps)

Voice: shut of that stupid bug tape! I mean how about a break!

(Screen folds out again)

Voice two: Do want to go that extra mile to make your head look shiny?

Several bald guys in audience: Yess!

Voice Two: Then you need skull shine, the cream to shine your head!

Aang/Avatar: (holding bottle of skull shine which may I add had a nuclear sign on it!) I used it and got the job for Avatar!

(Smiles while head sparkles)

Voice two: ( all official now) Not for use by children ,sprits, animals prince Zuko or Opacho.

Zuko: (from audience) hey!

Prika: (runs on to stage) run away! the candy marshy is coming! (Then sees chair and sits down) hmm? Isn't this where I saw Renny-chan?

Voice: Oh are we back again?

Whispering

Voice: ( clears throat ) ahem! Know your stars know your stars know your stars

Prika: What your who?

Voice: ( mutter about stupid Ainu's )

Prika: (narrows eyes ) what did you say? Where are you?

Voice: Prika... She likes to eat teddy bear stuffing.

Prika: no I don't dude! (Looks around for source of voice)

Voice: Prika she dressed up her brother as a girl and sent him on a blind date while he was sleeping using a walkie-talkie to make him talk!

Prika: ( gulp) ooooh I knew I'd have nightmares about that!

Voice: its true ? Ha!

Ryu: (from audience) (gasp!) I knew you cousin Horia Horia kept falling in her spaghetti!

Voice: it was Horo Horo you dolt!

Ryu: (gag!) you mean I made out with a dude?

Horo Horo: (dead faint back stage, hopefully forgetting the horrible truth)

Ren+ Hao+ Bason+ Inuyasha+ teletubies: (snigger)

Prika: I'm soo soo sorry onii-chan I couldn't help it! ( teary eyes)

Voice: enough! Prika was also at Funbari inn on Tuesday night!

Prika: (angry) I was not! I was at Re-

Anna: (backstage) I knew you wanted me out of the house for a reason!

Yoh: (also back stage) Anna! Prika never came anywhere near me! Nothing happened (to advancing itako)

(Legendary left hand slap)

Prika: (small voice ) I'm soo sorry Yoh but I wasn't at the inn on Tuesday!

Voice: Any way... Prika she is also two timing Ren!

Ren: (back stage) what?

Voice: ( gossip mode) yes and the lucky guy or should I say unluky guy is Aang!

Several bald people in the audience: noo! Not out idol! ( cry anime tears)

Aang: (leaps on to stage )

Prika : who?

Katara +Toph+ Azula: ( also) (A/N I know Azula doesn't like Aang but I couldn't help it hee hee)

Ren: ( also! Leaps on to stage ) sheees miiineeee!

Aang : no shees mine!

Ren+ Aang: (fight for Prika)

Katara +Toph Azula: ( fight for Aang because it s a trend and its funn!)

Voice: (mutters I really need to hype up on security….. (Bellows) SECURITY!

Aang+Ren+Katara+Toph+Azula: (dragged of stage)

Voice: Prika she has a huge crush on Lyserg!

Prika: YOU LIE!

Voice: Ya doooo!

Prika: liar liar pants on fire!... Uh do you even have pants voice?

Voice: (offended tone) hmmph! Yes I do and why do you call me voice I have a name ya know!

Prika: you really do have a name! What?

Voice: it's Mary-Anne if you must know!

Prika: What I thought you were a man? (Snort) Marry-Anne! (Starts laughing!)

Voice: I am it was my mothers Idea! So I renamed my self rocky!

Prika: rocky as in the boxer?

Voice: precisely and I would like it if some people referred to me as that! (Looks at some creepy person)

Me: Fine! Rocky it is! (Mutters "there not going to like this!")

Rocky: Any way on with the uh... show …… uh... Prika

Prika: Yess (drools)

Rocky: (twiddles fingers yes you guessed it we cant see him!) I was uh... Wondering... Will you go out with me?

Prika: (shiny eyes) yessss!

Rocky: Yay!( coughs sinisterly) on with the show Prika is actually a fat marsh mellow!

Prika: (out raged) oh! I wont noww! (crosses arms and looks away)

(MY uninsane half: um… away from where? Me: The audience maybe)

Rocky: oooo! You are a marsh mellow!

Prika: uh.. did you say marshmallow?( gets up from purple chair)

Rocky: hey how did you get up?

Prika: huh?

Rocky: I thought you were tied to it!

Prika: uh… no I wasn't dude.

Rocky: You mean to tell me you were sitting through all my torture by your own free will!

Prika: uh…. Yeah…(runs offstage)

Rocky: wow well now you know Prika!

Marshy: (the giant marshmallow man walk or thumps on to stage) Marshy want to eat Prika! (goes after Prika)

Rocky/voice: I think…. that maybe we should not have seen that!

Light fades on stage to sound of applause and sound of Ren and Aang (also Katara Toph and Azula)fighting off stage to the amusement of Hao, Inuyasha and of course how could we forget the telitubies! Horo Horo poor dear, was still in dead faint! But woke up later and went to the toilet we will be seeing him next time in Know your stars of a little thing I like to call the Sk charaters revenged……..

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A/N: yesss it is finally completed ! ( laghes head of for no apparent reason well may be I am high on coke(ahem as in coca cola!)…)

Hopefully I will update tommoro but maybe next week!  :)