ZOMG! im actually updating! and its not a dream!

you should all thank my friend mangasian13 for convincing me to update, go read her stories!

btw i unfortunately do not own bleach and not amount of magical powers will change that =(

"ZOMG! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ROOM!!!" yelled Ayame.

"HEY MUM! CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM?!" Shizuka asked.

"HELL NO!"

"I CALL THIS ROOM!" said Gin.

"NO I WANT THAT ROOM" Grimmjow yelled at Gin.

"MY HOUSE, MY RULES!"

"FINE! THEN THIS ONE IS MINE"

"HEY GIN!" Ayame called.

"WHAT?"

"WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS?"

"I DONT KNOW!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ulquiorra.

".............................................................................................." Silence, everyone stared at Ulquiorra.

"yessir"

The next day.

"sup my homeys?" asked Ayame as she entered the kitchen. Everyone ignored her "Fine! Be like that!"

"muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum" said Shizuka.

"what? "

"the others went home"

"watcha mean?"

"Aoi and Tomoya went back to Hueco Mundo"

"WHAT! How did they even open a gargantuan?"

"well auntie Neliel came to say hi and Tomoya said he wanted to go back home and auntie said she'd take him back and then he dragged Aoi with him, auntie said to tell you, now can I eat?"

"Thank god they're gone" Grimmjow said "Hey Aya-..." Ayame had fallen asleep where she was standing and Shizuka had started knowing at her leg.

"-kuuuuuuuun!" yelled Ayame "wheeeeeerrreeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaare yoooouuuuu?! Oh there you are" Ayame leaned down so that Death The Kid Jr. Could climb up onto her shoulder "good boy" she said while patting him on the head. DTK Jr. Used to be afraid of Ayame but now he loved her since she was really nice to him and had trained him to kill a fully grown human in less than five seconds all over night (Ayame didn't sleep at all the night before which is why she fell asleep in the kitchen that morning).

"hey mum can i go outside?" asked Ayame.

"no"

"why not?"

"cause you age a year a day"

"oh....."

"so you'll have to wait until you reach the age you died"

"what age is that"

"well after Szayel examined you he thought you'd end up the same age as me"

"and how old are you?"

"how the hell would I know?"

"but that doesn't make any sense"

"your face doesn't make any sense"

*nom* and so the Shizuka bit the Ayame who then bit the Shizuka back.

also i would like to appoigise for not updating and sorry if this chapter is crappy, but hopefully it'll get better soon

so please please please review, its not that hard, i lack the motivation to update but reviews make me want to, even if its just to say hi, it tells me that people actually read this