Sorry sorry sorry! I am hopeless at typing and soo that's why this update is soo late :: grumbles "stupid teachers when will I need trig in my life??":: the are plaguing it on to us , the hw I mean….. .
This chapter is dedicated to onii-chan he was the inspiration for this victim, heh heh
Disclaimer: yeah don't own nothing…
and so know the long awaited chapter
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Victim 4: Horo Horo special edition!/ Hao's revenge(already?)
The light shines on an empty stage.
Voice: what? Do you mean he cant come ? I need some one to torture!!
Whispering.
Voice: damn Aniu's all the same!!(Grumbles some more, then clears throat) ahem ! Today ladies and gents we will have a special edition where we will go to our vic- er.. I mean star through our special camera..
Me: really?
Voice: oh don't act like you didn't plan all this!!
Me:…..
Screen folds open on stage and we see the contents of a bath room. There is a bath a sink and a toilet. Sitting on this toilet is a spiky blue haired boy, sleeping.
Voice: so that's why we couldn't reach him?
Horo Horo: (wakes up) who ho? What where?( just so you know we can only see his torso and the bottom of his leg I aint that perverted!)
Voice: know your stars X3
Horo Horo : what your who?
Voice: seriously your sister asked the same question!!
Ren: (back stage sniggers)
Prika: (also back stage hit him on the head) renny!!!
Horo Horo: (holding toilet seat ) what the hell is going on ?? why do I hear people??
Voice: I am the grim reaper come to take you away into the night!
Every one: (falls over)
Horo Horo : hanh?
Voice: any way before I do I must tell you some truths about yourself!... Horo Horo has a huge crush on Tamao!
Horo Horo : (blush blush)
Ren : O.o every one knows that except you two!!!
Voice : what? But you said he would hate it!!
Me: Hey nobody's perfect!!
Voice: my mom is!!
Me: dude ! she named you marry-ann!!
Voice: its Rocky!!
Me: ookay then rocky (snort) on with the show then rocky! (sniggers can be heard)
Voice: Horo Horo he flirts with kororo!
Horo Horo : no I don't and what the hell is going on ! why do I hear voices in my toilet!!! (looks around)
Kororo: …..
Voice: Horo Horo he licks the toilet bowl!
Audience : eww!!!!
Horo Horo: (blue in the face with anger) what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a dog!
Anna: (back stage eyebrow raised) your not?
Horo Horo : (positively terrified) I – I mean of course I am! I'm a total mutt!!
Anna: that's right!
Prika : hmmph!
Voice/Ren / Telitubies/ Inuyasha: (snigger)
Hao: ( no where to be seen or heard)
Voice: Horo Horo he ate every thing.
Horo Horo: huh?
Audience: …..
Voice : every thing before the dinosaurs! You get it?in fact he was the reason they went extinct!!
Audience: …..
Horo Horo: when I'm finished you'll be finished too!!
Voice: Horo Horo he :beep beep: poor Jun!
Ren : why you?!?!?
Horo Horo: no way ! shes too old!
Audience: (gasp gasp)
Jun: whaah! Whaah! Even Boro Boro doesn't like me!!
Voice: hey I thought you said Ren would be more angry!?!?
Ren: (back stage)who do you keep talking to?
Me: (from a big balcony near the room ) never you mind!! Try the other one!
Voice: oh yeah Horo Horo he stole Ren's milk!!
Ren: (jumps through the screen into bathroom)
Horo Horo: (stands up cos he's finished but we don't t anything sorry Horo fans!! )
Ren: (attacks Horo) you can insult me ! you can :beep: my sister but you cant and I mean cant steal my milk!!! Yaaaah! (attacks with Quan Dao)
Me: too bad Hao-sama isn't here to remind him you only lie!(munches popcorn and watches fight
Voice: yeah! Okay now security!
Telitubies: (come in to bath room and tear fighting shaman apart!)
Ren/Horo Horo: gah!!! Telitubies run!!!
Voice: now Horo sit back on the toilet
Horo: huh?
Voice: (le sigh) security…..
Inuyasha: (from control booth) deploy agents lala dinky winky and poh I need to get my doggy biscuits from tipsy!
Telitubies tie up Horo to toilet
Voice: activate toilet teleporter eegor!
Inuyasha : my name is Inuyasha !! inu- ya-sha-!!1 just cos in the chief security does not mean you can call me eegor you loon
Voice: ahem just press the purple button inu-yasha,,,,,,…… .
Inuyasha: gladly! (presses button) now where's my coffee tipsy??
Horo horos toilet bowl suddenly materializes on stage Horo still clinging to it and the telitubies as well. The telitubies then tie Horo to the toilet tighter
Horo Horo: gah! Their touching me!!! (bites poh on the antennae) take that you antennae-ied spawn of Satan!!
Voice: hmp! My name is rocky and your sister wanted to go out with me!
Horo Horo : I was talking to the walking fat bags and your telling me that why?
Voice: Horo Horo he is dumb!
Horo Horo: why you!!! Kororo into the….. Kororo?
Voice: oh she and Chloe are off on a double date!
Horo Horo: my guardian ghosts a les? O.o
Voice: oh no she's with manta and Chloe with Hao.
Lyserg: Chloe??? How could you??? (teary eyed)
Hao: (back stage) I'm right here dude??( then vanishes again)
Prika: (backstage) oh Lyserg-chan is soo cut when he is angry!
Ren: O.o (yeah you guessed he too is back stage ) Lyserg-chan?
Voice: moving on!!his name is actually …
Horo horo: let me guess?? Boro boro right?(rolls eyes) every one makes fun of that!
Me&voice: no its not!!!
Voice: its Zelda the flower bat! (-)
Horo Horo :O.o dude you and that other kid you are seriously whacked!!
Me: don't I know it! -
Voice: sorry people we are gonna have to rap this up ! we are getting a new stage and this one is due to be demolished in half an hour and because we are low on funds coughllillyjustusedthemoneycough could please leave money in the collection box for uh… collection (a/n I'm running out of words…..) so now you know Zelda the flower bat! who is a fascist fishest zebra who tampers with dresses!! Run for your life! This place is about to go up in rubble! (takes breath)
Me: was that just me or was that the longest thing you ever spoke? And don't you mean smoke?
Voice : no….
Ren: (dumps Prika to go of with a bunch of Ocs )
Prika: (kisses Lyserg)
Voice: sorry to break up this extremely hurried love fest /soap but we are out of time…
Everyone: (runs)
5 mins later ….
Hao: (jumps on to stage)hahaha YOU WILL PAY NOW ROCKY!!!haha (sets the stage afire) and the (runs away)
Mw: sadly only 4 people or rather "bags of fat" aka tubies (waves goodbye)
Telitubies: (scorched corpses fall to the ground be side coffee table security dental plans forgotten)
Me: (reappears on burning stage) also because of Hao's little stunt the stage was destroyed and the money went to rocky's
mothers foot surgery:(
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I have made some corrections ! to this chapter… Prika kisses Lyserg not Ren….. just so you know……
Also I will update on 2 more reviews so review and those reviewing arigato!! Please review my un-reviewing readers!!!
Once again arigato and until next time!!