Heyz, sorry i havent updated, but i feel rejected people, review review review!!!!
Disclaimer: i dont own bleach, and no amount of crying, begging, blackmail and death threats will change that....*sniff*
anways, enjoy you crappy fanfic
"Ok kid-kun, i'm gonna start the timer...now" Ayame said to the strangely coloured cat on her shoulder, who then leapt down gracefully and started moving towards the intended targets, who were all men, then quickly and silently completed his task, incapacitating them all. They never saw him coming, they didn't even notice what was going on.
"WOOT! New record! Hi-five!" Ayame yelled, holding her hand up for a hi-five, strangely enough the cat high-fived her back.
----Back at the house which they called the MadHouse, seriously they got a plaque and everything----
"Hellllllllloooooooooooo! We're baaaaaaaaaaaack!" Ayame yelled as she came through the door.
"Oh dear god" Ulquiorra said. Everyone stared at him.
"moving on, Kid-kun broke his record by incapacitating 5 people in 10 seconds!"
"nice work" Halibel said, "but this was your first time so how'd you have a record in the first place?"
"well ,we moved from place to place doing it over and over until he had a really good record that took him a few tries to beat" Ayame answered "by the way, I noticed I wasn't glomped as I came in, where's Shizuka? "
"Sleeping" Halibel replied.
"woah! You guys got her to sleep? Who did it?"
"Ulquiorra"
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense, she really seems to like you" Ayame said to Ulquiorra, who frowned. "whats for lunch? I'm hungry"
"food?" a voice called from upstairs, they heard a door opening, and an adorable but evil not-so-little-anymore girl came out.
"OMG! you're so cute when your sleepy" Ayame squealed, everyone looked at her weirdly, then went to hug her 'daughter'.
"mummy..." she said cutely "..WHERE THE HELL IS MY FOOD!!"
"aaahhhh run away!!!!!!!!!" Aya screamed as she passed by the other Arrancar and hid behind Grimmjow.
"I think we should get her some food" Grimmjow said.
"yea...probably" Gin said as he backed into the kitchen to make Shizuka a sandwich or something, and yea GIN was afraid, that's how fricken scary she is.
After the incident with Shizuka, everyone decided to play on the new game stuff they had (i'm not gonna specify anything since they had practically everyone) but were arguing over what to play.
"I SAY WE PLAY HALO!!"
"HELL NO THAT SUCKS, WE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY GUITAR HERO!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!"
"NARUTO!!!"
"MARIO KART!!"
"SINGSTAR!"
Everyone stared at Ulquiorra.
"Screw this I'm going to bed" Ayame broke the silence.
"Yea I here you" Grimmjow said. And soon everyone was making their way upstairs to their beds.
"by the way, I enrolled ya in school"
oooooooooooh cliffhanger
hopefully ill have another chp up soon, and apologies for this being so late
now please please please review
c'mon, all u have to do is press a button and write some thing, it doesnt even have to make sense