YAY!! Soo many reviews!! I'm soo happy since its Halloween of course duh!!
And sorry the last chapter was small seemingly unnecessary but it was really a filler chapter this is the real deal I'm really giving an arm and a leg(aka hours on the internet for the coming week!) to get this to you so be grateful if not, review!! Flames accepted!!
Disclaimer: look if I owned any thing I wouldn't be writing on fan fiction?? Kay?? I wouldn't have to since it would be mine, and I could do whatever I want with it (itshaman king) but it's not mine is it and soo I'm writing fan fiction!! You get it?? No? yes? I don't care!!
Let us begin!!oh also another thing every one is in audience.
Chapter 6: Halloween special
Victim 6's: Amidamaru, Hanagumi and what ever else comes into my candy crazed mind!!! bwhahahaha (cough cough)
Yoh was strapped to a chair. Anna was approaching with a flash light held under her face.(thanks to mooncrest for this suggestion!!)
Yoh: uh… um.. Anna ?? is that you?
Anna:….
Yoh: why do you have white powder on your face?? Anna?? What are you doing what?? Ah!!!!!!!
Yoh: (wakes up) man! That was a scary nightmare!! (goes back to sleep)
Voice: . ……. And now my dear audience I present to you the Hanagumi!!
Mari, Machi and Kanna are sidled out in identical silver chairs
Machi: what the hell is going on??
Mari: Mari no like this!!
Kanna: grr!!
Voice: know your stars know your stars know your stars!!!!
Mari: O.o
Machi: O.o
Kanna: grr!!!
Voice: ahem (clears throat appropriately!) you the Hanagumi are accused of forming an illegal les marriage!
Machi: WTF!!!!!!!!!! Where are you?? (cranes neck to ,look around)
Mari: Mari don't know what that is? what is that Mari want to know??
Kanna: grr!!
Me: rocky shuddup!!!!
Voice: (death glares at me although no one can see) Mari she is actually brain dead!
Mari : Mari no barn fed!! Mari eat at Hao-sama's restaurant!!! (nods head)
Machi: er…. No Mari he meant-
Voice: Kanna she is a slut!!
Everyone: …
Some one coughs.
Me: give it up rocky!!
Audience: (shout agreement!)
Voice: (curls up I a corner) mommy!
Me: (starts breathing fire and brimstone and appears in a devil costume on stage) mwhahahaha hahah! (cough) maybe the cough was over doing it?? Anyway we got him!!
Voice: (sucks thumb or we can hear sucking noise any way) who??
Me: you know (then looks around) now take it away rocky!! (exists)
Voice: (recovers) shut them aside security!!
Inuyasha: (pushes Hanagumi chair to the side…)
Kanna: gr!!
Machi: hey watch it dog breath!!
Mari : (claps hands) yay!! Mari likes rides!! (how the hell did her hands get free any way???)
Voice: and today we have as our other special guest curtsy of our great author……..
Me: (returns) say it!!
Voice: (grumble grumble) oh alright!!!... Curtsy of our great author lilly-sama soon to be Mrs. Tao (snort) we will have a ghoast in today for Halloween !! Provided by her Halloween powered devil powers coughannashelpcough!!! Here ya happy??
Me: (delighted) yess!!! Hahaha!(giggle giggle then leaves for tric-o-treating)
Prika: (scowl scowl)
Amidamaru: (appears in blue chair through trap door) hey! Let go! What's going on?? Master Yoh? What are you doing here?? (looks at sleeping Yoh in other chair then at Hanagumi behind him)
Yoh: (sleeping ) ZZZZZZZ
Voice: um… leave him there…
Hanagumi: Grrr!!
Amidamaru: O.o
Voice: know your star know your star know your star!!
Amidamaru: (still concernedly looking at Yoh)….
Voice: (mutters) that always has such a dramatic affect , gotta improve rocky this is a challenge!! He's a ghost you can take 'em!!
Machi: who are you talking to?
Voice: ah..uh nothing…. Amidamaru he-
Amidamaru: may I ask a question??
Voice: (nervous) um… yeah?
Amidamaru: Why are there four girl creeping through the door with "Go Zeke we love you!!!" written on there shirts??
Voice: Um….
Hao: (stands up and looks at them) gah!! Not again!! And they didn't even get my name right (stars running out the back door only to be caught by the same fan girls)
Hao: ( high pitched scream pierces night air)
Far off….
Me: (to candy person) hold the though I'll be back to ask you exactly why you are giving me an apple??(runs to Hao's aid) hiya! You crazies!! (kungfu's fan girls )
Hao: thanks (cute smile)
Me: anything for you niisama!! Now you get back in there and stay till I come back !! I don't wanna lose any candy!!!! grr!!! (leaves )
Hao: (chibhified ) sorry….
Back on stage.
Voice: as I was saying Amidamaru you are Mr. Toad the car stealing hooligan!!
Amidamaru: who?
Voice: you know from wind in the willows?? Ah!! Forget it!! You're a black friar who serves the elf queen!!
Amidamaru: who?
Kanna: eh?
Machi: this is getting ridiculous!!
Mari: yay! Mari like ride!!
Machi: where were you??
Mari: oh dog boy was playing with Mari. Mari like the ride!!!
Inuyasha: (falls down ) no.. more …piggy back… you're ..heavy!!
Mari: (laughs and jumps on to said dog)
Voice : getting back to the show! Amidamaru you are a buffalo! And in fact you are a purple haired water buffalo!!
Amidamaru: who?
Voice: (smacks head then calls me) hello you have reached Lilly's devil hot line I am unavailable right now please leave a message after the maniacal laughter!!! Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!
Voice: (grumble grumble)
Me: (steps on to stage) finally finished!! And now to change costume and do it all over again!!
Voice: there you are!! oh all knowing author it wont work!! (Note sarcasm)
Amidamaru: who?
Voice: seee!!1 that's all he'll say!!!
Me: easily remedied!! Just dance out a couple of tap-dancing necromancers in front of him and he'll be fine! (leaves in cat costume for more trick-o-treating)
Voice: O.o how will that help?? Wait!!!... oh! Well!
Faust clone army: (like in star wars only with faust)(march out on stage with Eliza clone on either side)
Machi: now that's wrong!!
Kanna: agreed!
Mari: dog boy no play with Mari no more dog boy lie on ground!!
Inuyasha : meep!
Amidamaru: aaahhh!!!! The horror!!!
Voice: that's more like it!! Amidamaru you are a girl!!
Amidamaru: no I'm not !!! who are you ?? where are you??
Voice: (warning: Halloween moment!!) uh..me.. I'm the wicked witch of the west!!! nyhahaha
Amidamaru: come again??
Yoh: zzzzz
Anna: (bonks head in audience) why why me???
Voice: here we go again!! Bring out the clones!!
Fausts: (come on stage doing the can-can!!)( then don't leave)
Voice: security!!
Inuyasha : (miraculously healthy again) um.. they want there special name…
Voice: oh all right x-laws fight evil!!!
X-laws(Jeanne, Marco, mina, and some other people..): (jump on to stage and remove can-caners)
Hao: hide me ! Jeanne is after me ever since that rocky told her I went out with granger which I didn't she'd after me!! (hide's behind Anna who is plotting on a revenge for Yoh)
Voice: good job X-laws!!
Audience:…………
Yoh: ZZZZZ
Amidamaru: who?
Voice: I don't believe this!!?!?!? (bangs head )
Me: (appears on stage in cat costume) hwhaha haha good hawl this year!! (shakes candy bag) I don't need you guys any more(kikyo, will, blunk, prince zuko, naruto and all of his gang also the DBZ people fall out of bag )
Me: you can all sit in the audience like mee!! (sits next to Ren )
Bag people: (sit in audience shuffling quitly and muttering about candy apples darkly) (A/n there all dressed up for Halloween as them selves as in overly dressed)
Voice: can we uh.. get back to.. the uh… fanfic please?
Amidamaru : who??
Audience/ everbody: YOU!!!! You dolt!!! You!!!
Amidamaru: all that?? That was about me??
Everyone/ audience: YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amidamaru: WHY YOU!!! I'm NO SERVANT OF SOME ELF QUUEN AND NEITHER AM I MISTER TOAD! I HOLD GREAT RESPECT FOR THE MAN BUT
Voice: now we're getting some where!!
Me : unfortunately I' have run out of time and can hear my mom approaching to tell me to "SHUT OF That COMPUTER!!" also I have a need … a neeed t to indulge my self in all that marshmellowy goodness!!! Bwhahaha bwhahahaha
Voice: nooooooo!!!
Amidamaru: noooooo!!!
Hao: nooooooo!!
Lyserg: (in act of putting glue in Hao's hair gel , caught by X-laws)
Me: what's wrong niisama??
Hao: I wont be able to tell what part rocky told the truth about??
Me: well that depends on the reviewers and what they think!!! -
Me: okay so we aren't done what happened after we left them??
Dun dun dunnnnnn
Voice: ann-I mean lilly release them!!
Me: what did you say?!?!?
Voice: er… what I said said was oh please Lilly-sama please release Amidamaru ..and away from me too please..
Me: fine….(release's Amidamaru) well what do we do now??
Voice: huh?
Me: you baka!!! This place is sooo empty now the "audience" has left what do we doo now??
Voice: call my mom and have a supervised party??
Me: uh!!! You dooofusss!!! Your mom?? She cant even move!!! Forget it!! We'll just have a normal party!!!!!!
And you can guess what happens next since all the anime people are still there!!! Heheheh
Okay I don't think I'll be updateing for some time now , but reviews can change my mind!!!!and please give me some ideas cause I'm out of them!!!also while your reviewing take a guess at what it was that rocky told the truth about??
Happy Halloween!!
R and R please and you get CANDY!!!!
P.S. sorry if there are any spelling mistakes I did this in a hurry!!!