We now return to our feature pres-
All: NOT NOW!
(Everyone except Ash huddled in one corner of the studio)
Ash: Yue will DIE!!!
Yue: eek!
Me: (revives Pikachu) STOP. NOW!
Pikachu: pika CHUUUUUUUUUU! (Zaps everyone)
(Everyone passes out except author)
Me: now, on to the next dare. (Grins evilly at Brock) I'm going to enjoy this.
Brock: (wakes up and realizes what is going to happen next) No, don't!
(Author hits Brock in the crotch with super uppercut of DOOM; which knocks him all the way to mars)
(Everyone is awake now)
Me: May, kiss drew (drew appears out of thin air)
May (the real may; NOT maymist): (moans) do I have to?
Me: if you don't bad things will happen to you.
May: like what?
Me: this. (Uses telekinetic powers to give May an atomic wedgie)
May:(holding back tears from the HUGE pain) Ok! I'll do it already!
Me: (reverses wedgie) then do the dares.
(May pecks draws cheek)
Me: thank you (incinerates drew)
Me: Yue, I'm sorry, but I'm not doing the palkia dare.
See ya ^_^