People I agree I have taken forever to update and I'm sorry! I cant do anymore! I'll try to update faster this year as I have no exams!
Disclaimer: yeah I own Shaman king and Marco's can fly….
And now the long awaited chapter of Know your stars I mean Shaman king characters.
Victim 7: Lyserg Diethel
Lyserg Diethel ran onto a stage the rest of the X-laws had stopped chasing him now. Stopping to catch his breath he saw a chair on top of which in spidery writing was written "Old Revengeful". AS a resting place he sat down on it for a while. AS soon as he did though giant purple spaghetti erupted from around him encasing him in the chair he looked like those arm wrapping shirts for mentally unstable people.
Lyserg: Wha-Whats happening?!
Voice: ( high pitched voice like t opera) Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars!
Lyserg: What?? What is this thing around me (looking at purple spaghetti)
Voice: that is special spaghetti. .
Horo Horo: uh.. why is it ..Purple…?
Voice: Its squid venom…..
Lyserg: O.O
Voice: Take it up with the authoress...
Me: What? It's Italian week!!
Voice: . Right... well folks its another show now you'll know your star Lyserg Diethel. Lyserg Diethel he just escaped from the Pharmacy!
Lyserg: (looks around) who said that? What going on?
Voice: ahem Lyserg Diethel he likes going to the girls room rather than the boys!
Lyserg: (eyes widened) If that's you Hao I'll get you! You hear me!?!
Hao : Boo Hoo! I'm right here you Baka! ( waves from the audience) Rocky's the one talking!
Voice: Precisely Lyserg Diethel he is a big piece of Broccoli!
Lyserg: (starts twitching his eye so he looks like this 0.o ) I AM NOT A PIECE OF BROCCOLI!!!!
Voice: oh yes you are! Why I your head green!
Lyserg: T.T Y-your j-just like those kids in preschool! I'm not broccoli! I'm only a boy! Mommy told me you meanies don't know ay thing my hair is green like my daddy!! (starts sobbing)
Audience: (even Hao!) Awww! (evil look at shaded glass window behind which Voice resides)
Me: what that in the script?
Voice: I improvised! So what!
Ren: who are you talking too? (confused expression)
Jeanne: Fruit throwers! Load! Throw! (Organized fruit is thrown at Rocky's window)
Voice: Alright already!! Lyserg Diethel he has been standing in for Hao's personal maid!
Lyserg: (spluttering ) wwhhaaafffttt?!?!?!?!
Voice: Lyserg Diethel he milked Hao's wife the cow for him!
Hao: now hold on just a min-
Lyserg: (Twitching starts at the mention of Hao's name) Listen hear you little wanker where ever you are! I bloody well am not from some pharmacy! I am not Hao's freaking Maid!! And I certainly am not a blinkin' piece of BROCCOLI!!
Voice: uh.. yeah you are! Hit it Igor!
Inuyasha: It's INUYASHA!! I would rather work for that Jeanne.. (Growl)
Voice: Yeah! Yeah… Inu-what's-his-ears just hit the weasel button!!
Me: Now I know that wasn't in the script!!
Ren: Aha! I figured it out!! She (points at me) is the one you keep talking to!
Voice: You're a genius!
Me: Your such a good detective Ren-Chan!!
Ren: O.O
Tamao: Ano- I thought Lyserg-kun was the detective.
Everyone: (looks at Lyserg)
Lyserg: (twitching) grr.. (imagine a rabbit kicking its legs that show fast his eye was twitching)
Voice: Inutasha!! The weasel if you please!
Inuyasha: Fine Cocky I'll just press it then…(smirks)
Voice: Grr…
Inuyasha: ooh sorry I mean Marry-Ann!!
Voice: (spitting) Just hit the Weasel!!!!
Inuyasha : (hits button with a weasel Picture on it)
A screen folds out and on it is Chocolove in a Broccoli costume wearing a Lyserg mask.
Lyserg: (left eye twitching)
Me: (mutters to Ren and Hao)How'd his left eye start twitching anyway I thought it was his right?
Hao: Don't look at me I didn't check which eyes twitches before I killed his parents…
Voice: Exhibit A Lyserg Diethel in his broccoli Alien transformed state!!
Lyserg: B-But that not meee!!
Voice: Quiet! Alien's aren't allowed to talk!
Lyserg: T-T
Voice: Next slide Inudancer!
Inuyasha : It was better when I was Security or even Igor! (flips switch)
Screen shows Lyserg eating a large plate of vegetables.
Voice Exhibit B depicts Lyserg eating inhuman amounts of vegetables thus leading us to believe that he is in fact and Alien Broccoli! InuWhats-his-face! Next!
(Lyserg entering barber shop)
Voice: (goes on for about 5 hours)
Everyone: (falling asleep)
Inuyasha : (clicking buttons in sleep every 5 seconds showing random pictures of Lyserg)
Voice: AND FINALLY!!
Everyone: (wake up)
Voice: Exhibit Q 4.2 the the Sailor Moon Button Inugrensha!
Marco appears on stage in a white chair through trap door!
Voice: tell them Marco!
Marco: ---I don't get paid enough---- Well when he used to be part of the X-Laws…well he... he used to do weird things in his sleep! Once I saw him transform into a green thing really! He was chanting "Elvis will kill you!""
Voice: thank you! Marco!
Anvil falls on Marco's head and he falls through a trap door.
Hao : Never liked him…
ME: yeah he was a bimbo!
Pirika: 0-0 Lyserg-Chan's a Broccoli alien!?!? I'm sticking back with Ren-Chan! Oooh Ren-Chan!!
Ren: (Hides behind me) meep!
Voice: So now it's proven you are a broccoli!
Lyserg: (spitting Lysergic acid) I WILL GET YOU ROCKY!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
Hao: hehe.. I tried that me… all I got was sleepless nights and the eternal haunting from the Tubies!!
Telitubies: Dinky Winky Lala! POH! Saaaay helloee!!
Voice: Lyserg Diethel is a Llama!! Llama! Llama!! Llama!!
Lyserg: DO I LOOK LIK E A LLAMA TO YOU!!
Voice: No but You are a Disconfigured flamingo!
Lyserg: You!! You!! You!!
Voice: Lyserg Diethel has a crush on Iron Maiden Jeanne!
Hush, Crickets chirp.
Lyserg: How'd you know….
Voice: Job requirement… hafta say at least one true thing on the show…Lyserg Diethel he enjoys Crab cakes and Jacuzzis!
Lyserg: (deep breath) I will not React! You want a bad reaction. I will remain calm and centered. (another rdeep breath
Voice : (silent)
Horo: hey anyone seen Manta?
Me Uh.. he had a tragic accident with a frying pan and a Spatula…
Horo: O.O
Ren: come to think of it where's Yoh and Anna??
Me: well Anna was holding the frying fan and Yoh the Spatula…
Horo+Ren+Hao: O.o O-O-Okay?
Voice: Lyserg Diethel he went to second base with Milly from Lily5!!
Lyserg: YOU GO TO FAR!!
Voice: so now you know Lyserg Diethel he escaped from the Pharmacy, he likes going to the girls room rather than the boys, he is a big piece of Broccoli, has been standing in for Hao's personal maid, he milked Hao's wife the cow for him, is a Llama, a Disconfigured flamingo, he enjoys Crab cakes and Jacuzzis, he went to second base with Milly from Lily5!! And he is actually Hao in disguise!!
Lyserg: (twitches at mention of Hao)
Voice: hm… Hao! Hao!! Hao!! Hao!!
Lyserg: (whole body twitching at the word Hao)
Voice: Hao. Join us next time Hao as we learn about the Hao social structure Hao of red ants!! Err.. I Hao mean Tamao!! Ciao!!
Light fades on a twitching Lyserg draped in purple spaghetti…
REVIW REVIW!! PEOPLES!!
I hope my standards haven't dropped…. Tell me if I gave any cheap laughs I will try to improve…
Send me any ideas with Tamao KYS!!