Me: hello, and welcome to the part of the fanfic where the characters take MY dares. (HAHAHAH!)
Ash:(gulp) W-Who's first?
Misty: ASH! You dolt! (Punches out ash)
Me: Dawn your up first.
Dawn: eep!
Me:Dawn, you will fight against airman without your Pokémon (grins sadistically).
(Airman appears)
Air man: (looks around studio) where am I?
Nitro man: sup, air.
Air man: (high-fives nitro) hey.
Me: Airman, I brought you here to fight her (point's at dawn)
Air man: why should I do that? She's just a tiny human girl.
Dawn: I'm not tiny!
Air man: your chest is thought (points)
(Everyone except dawn laugh loudly)
Dawn:(Blushing brightly) shut up!
Blade man: (in a mocking tone of voice) temper.
Nitro man: must be that time of the month.
Air man: I doubt she properly *equipped* to be at that stage.
(Everyone laughs even louder)
Dawn: (Purple with rage) at Least I don't "inflate" or "blow."
Air man&Nitro man: WHAT?
Dawn:(pulls out katana) BRING IT!
Brock: where did she get the katana?
Me: Me
Misty: Why?
Me: did you think I was going to let 2-robot masters double team a helpless, somewhat tartish human girl?
Dawn: I'm going after you (points at author) next, you stupid jerk
Yue: hey, 2vs.1 isn't fair!
Me: your right (summons all the robot masters in mega man's 1-10,the mega man killers, the star droids, and the yellow devil from mega man 1)
Yue:(opens portal to lycria) your not the only one who can summon help (summons mini-army of schoolgirls)
Me:(falls to floor laughing) THAT'S your backup?
This is rather pathetic.
Yue: Attack!
Me:Show no mercy!
(Read the bonus chapter for the details and ending)