I'm not even gonna say sorry for the late update and I totally understand it you guys completely hate me but here it is finally…
Oh and also! OMIGOSH peoples I Lilly now have Glasses!! (screams) only for school though but kyaaa!!
Disclaimer: Today for my disclaimer I have my good friend April-Chan!!
Me: Say hallo! April-Chan!
April: ... you expect me to say 'hallo' ??
Me: YEAH!!!
April: (sigh) the things I do you for you…well then 'Hallo' LillydehmarsheMELLOWqueen don't own NUZTHING!
Victim 8: Tamao Tamamura
A screen unfolds onto the stage as we view different images.
The first is single picture of Yoh smiling.
The next is Tamao Tamamura gazing with a misty eyes look.
Yoh again.
Tamao drooling.
Yoh.
Tamao drooling with love hearts in her eyes.
Yoh.
Anna, veins popping in her head.
Yoh.
Tamao tripping over her own feet and still drooling.
Tamao: (rushes onto stage) okay okay!! I'll sit in the chair!! Just P-please stop showing those pictures! (sits in a big fluffy pink chair and looks as if on the verge on tears)
Voice: Ahem-hem- must get this cough looked at- Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars!
Tamao: T.T
Voice: Chibi Lilly's Inc. sponsor of Know your stars –Sk would like to announce that our chief security guard Inuyasha Taisho is on a semi-permanent leave-his honeymoon with Kagome-
Fans: (Cheers)
Voice: Yess Yess our back up crew the X-laws have been picked off one by one by a certain Chinese Doushi…the ones who remain are too badly affected to continue work-
Marco: (Runs onto stage screaming in a hobo outfit) It's the Apocalypse of the Clowns!!
Tamao: (meep)
Jun: (runs after Marco) But I haven't finished your hair!!
Ren: (Sigh)
Voice: Ahem hem so as we have no security staff Chibi Lilly's Inc. has been forced Coughnotcough to hire new security. That is "Fluffy" A.K.A. Lord Sesshomaru. Oh and as well…
Prika: (in audience) KYAARRG!!
Voice: Also out custodian was given a villa in France by Hao, if you see a green reptilian thing please ignore it, oh and feel free to pet Rin.
Prika: Geoff me!! Get it off me!
Horo: (using golf club gets green thing of his sister)
Jaken: Wuuah... (Stumbles around dazed O.O)
Audience: OO
Tamao: . (sleeping)
Voice: Tamao Tamamura likes making out with a Kiwi!
Tamao: Huh! Whauh?!?!
In audience
Horo: (skeptically) Is that even possible?
Ren: I don't know? Do I look like a do around kissing fruit?!
Tamao: (timidly) Ano… we could ask Anna-san she kisses fruit she would know…
Ren+Horo: OoO!!!
Ren: What are you doing here??
Horo: Anna?!??!
Tamao: N-nothing… (Goes back onto stage)
Voice: . Tamao Tamamura has a vast belt buckle collection!
Tamao: Please! (goes Chibi) I Don't! I don't! I have a safety pin collection!!
Voice: nuh-uh! Here's proof look!
A picture of Tamao's room flashes on screen full to the brim with Belt buckles!
Tamao: DAMNATION! What did you do with my safety pins!!
Audience: o-okay.. 0w0
Voice: Tamao Tamamura likes to prank call Manta!
Manta: 0o0 It was you!! So an evil Swedish unicorn isn't after me after all!! I'm never gonna believe you Hao!
Tamao: I-I d-didn't do it!!
Hao: v.v there's a frying pan behind you!
Manta: that happened last episode.. I'm not that gullible…
SMASH!
Anna: (hits manta with a frying pan)
Manta: Ack!! What was that??
Tamao: Manta-kun are you alright!(gets up to see manta)
Voice: GET back or its blackmail once more!
Anna: I was being nice….
Everyone: Eh?
Anna: to Hao…V.V
Fan girls : (cheers)
Voice: Tamao Tamamura is in a secret support group to help her with her nervousness.
Tamao: I-Its not a support group it's a cult.
Voice: Um..Right..
Tamao: To..To RID THIS WORLD OF TESTOSTERONE!!
Everyone: (quite)
A cricket chirps…
Tamao: (raging) The Amazons WILL RISE AGAIN!!!(Stands up and becomes a very buff woman!)
Everyone: WTF? OO
Horo: meep!
Tamao: (suddenly calms down and sits in chair like a timorous rabbit)
Voice: Okay then… Tamao Tamamura is actually 'Ugly Betty'!!!
DUN DUN DUN DUNNN
Tamao: (gasp!) I-I'm not! And please don't call my pen friend Ugly!! She's really quite pretty!! And besides she looks like Lilly-san's friend April-san…
April: rite… everyone's a comedian….
Me: Really it's quite a resemblance!
April: (gives me a death glare in her new glasses)
Voice: You so are Ugly Betty I have proof!!
Me: Rocky that kind of defeats the purpose…
Voice: oh well.. rite…. Tamao Tamamura is really blonde she fell in to a bucket of pink tooth paste when she was a kid!
Tamao: (gasp!) Your so-so mean!! I am not blonde I'm Albino!!
Voice: So you're not denying the fact that you fell in to a bucket of pink tooth paste??
Tamao: Nope! (Kawaii smile)
Voice: And you really are blonde??
Tamao: I'm ALBINO!!
Voice: Okay Okay calm down you're supposed to be the shy one… sheesh... I don't get paid enough for this…Tamao Tamamura she is really Marilyn Monroe!
Tamao: You got me there... (Takes of wig and Marilyn Monroe appears)
Voice: Wtf??
Audience: (gasp gasp)
Horo: NO way NOWAY! I made out with Marilyn Monroe!!!
Everyone: Um…
Tamao/Marilyn: (shrugs and walks of stage)
Voice: uh… well now you know Marilyn Tamamura or is it Tamao Monroe… the Kiwi kissing, Belt buckle collecting , Amazon princess, prank calling, into bucket of pink tooth paste falling, Blonde!
Tamao: (off stage) ALBINO!!
Voice: yeah that…
Unruly fan girl: (jumps on to Ren) I want to marry you!!
Ren: Aarrgghh!! (Tries to run away)
Sesshomaru: (appears behind fan girl) I suggest you remove your self from this mortal's person before I slice you in half…
Unruly Fan girl: Meep! (Runs away)
Sesshomaru: (disappears)
Ren: Efficient!
Voice: Nifty! The expressionless face must come in handy!
Me: Ah! Fluffy! (Hearts in eyes) how happy I am that I struck a deal with that Rin… (Smiles dreamily)
Voice: Well that's it for today Folks because school has eaten the authors brain… see ya next time for Know your stars Manta style!
Manta: Oh Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
April: Adios Amigos!
Me: Ja ne! Don't forget to review and give me ideas for Manta!! Now I have Math's and French Homework to do!! gah!! Kill the French how I hate it!!
P.S. – No Purple Swedish unicorns were harmed or insulted in the making of this chapter; they were how ever studied in close detail along with Asakura Hao by the author. Also the incident of the pink tooth paste was actually recreated using food coloring and Sasuke Uchiha as a stand in Tamao!
Thank you all good night!
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