I'm back!! Mwahahaha!! Although this is my last update until the xmas Hols…

This chappie is dedicated to Karin-Ochibi-Chan for being such a faithful reviewer and a good inspiration!

Disclaimer:

Me: Nii-Chan is doing my disclaimer today because he's bored and wouldn't quit bugging me.

Rikubi-nii-Chan: Roses are Red Violets are blue Onee-Chan don't own shaman King and neither do you!! (Sticks out tongue)

Me: (shoves him away) anyway getting on with the show

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Victim 9: Oyamada Manta

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The sound of static fills the air; a quite sobbing can be head.

"Julia, How can you?"

"I'm sorry Chad I have to go!"

"NOOO! Julia don't go! He's the love of your life!!" A short Plucky boy screams. The stage lights up and an armchair with a TV in front is found on the stage.

Voice: Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars!

Manta: (sighs, sitting in a seat and the audience see the top of his head over the TV)

TV: (disappears into a trap door leaving Manta sitting in a chair)

Manta:0-0

Voice: Oyamada Manta he loves to perform illegal experiments with turkeys!!

Manta: (sigh) my turn is it…(another sigh) I don't really…

Voice: Sure sure…

Manta: I prefer chickens…

Voice: O.O

Audience: O-0

Voice: What wrong with you man?!?!

Manta: Julia... left (begins sobbing) oh... Julia…

Voice: get a hold of your self man it was a stinking soap!!

Manta: (sigh) Proceed...

Voice: Oyamada Manta secretly dances with a bowl of jelly every night!

Manta: V.V I don't I can't hold a bowl of jelly... It's too big…

Horo Horo: (in audience. Has a mental image of Manta dancing with a bowl of jelly) mmmmh… jelly….. v

Voice: Oyamada Manta has a room in his house where he has a random assortment of senior citizens, he get them to pat him each morning so he may grow up some day…

Manta: (sweat drop) this is getting ridiculous! There is no way scientifically possible that such a thing can occur!!

Voice: say what you may... my mom patted my head and now I'm a big boy!! oVo

ME: uh… Yeah (sweat drop) Rocky's a 32 year old man living with his mother big boy indeed…

Ren: . why did you pick him for the job??

Manta: Yeah?!?

Me: eh... I was on a low budget, his voice was annoying and the other guy was 'Haru' from Avatar…he may be 'sexyfine' (avatar abridged) but man was he creepy…

Everyone: O-O

Voice: hhmmp... Oyamada Manta is in fact part of the Edward Elric fanclub!

Me: O.O

Ren: Hey!!

Me: Kudos for you little guy!!

Manta: (chokes)

Voice: Manta is really in love with Anna's frying pan!

Anna: Yeauch! (Drops frying pan)

Manta: That evil culinary tool... the darkness seeps from its very core! I respect the frying pan as worthy opponent... but no I'm not in love with it...v.v

Voice: Sure thing kid… Oyamada Manta steals candy floss from children when their mother's aren't looking!!

Everyone: (le gasp)

Manta: Do not! (Sticks out tongue and then proceeds to eat purple candy floss)

Voice: Doo too!!

Manta: Doo not!

CandyFloss: You can do it too with Can doo!

Manta: Yargh! (Throws candy floss away and wipes tongue with hands!

Voice: Oyamada Manta is Santa's little helper!

Manta: Watch it rocky!! (Grinds teeth)

Voice: Oyamada Manta secretly lusts after Sailor mercury!

Manta: YOU LIE!! (Spits sparks)

Voice: Oyamada Manta killed Frodo!

Manta: (crouches on armchair) He was taking our precious Soaps from us... we had to didn't we precious?

Voice:… okay…

Me: wow... random…

Horo Horo: I'll say…

Voice: Oyamada manta has a total of four fan girls!

Audience( blink blink) (then burst out laughing)

Manta: (blush blush) ahehehe..

Voice: Oyamada Manta his grandma calls him morty because he mortifies her! (Begins to laugh)

Audience: eh?

Me: really rocky you've gotta stop improvising!! Tut-tut

Voice: hem... - Oyamada Manta …. Wait for it … is really Basil the great mouse detective!!

Manta: WTF?!?

Voice: It's true!

Manta: Mouse detective? I'll get you Rocky!!(Involuntarily joins forces with Hao's rocky dominion program)

Voice: Now the author has Chemistry on the brain... could happen to any one! Now you know Oyamada Manta who loves to perform illegal experiments with turkeys, gets patted by senior citizens, dances with jelly, is part of the Edward Elric fan club, in love with the frying pan, is an elf, lusts after Sailor Mercury, Killed Frodo, has a total of four fan girls and IS the great Mouse detective Basil of Baker street!

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I'm finally done!

Review peoples!! And get hot chocolate and MARSHMELLOWS!