Hey!! Happy holidays every one! I'm back Mwahahaha!! And only a few days to my B-day which is on the 5th if you must know! 0

This is the 4th last chapter by the way peoples... (Sniff sniff) yes it's coming to an end! I won't bother you much and let you read on!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Shaman king I wouldn't really be surprised... because I've wrriten so many (written not published) fanfics that i practically own them... Practically not in reality… hehe…

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Chapter 10: Bokutou No Ryu

Ryu: I won't!! I won't!! (runs around stage)

A short girl chases him around. Up and down the stage.

Lilly: Come back here you!! You must sit in the chair provided or face my Click-aty Clack-aty pen of DOOOOM!!! (clicks a big blue pen in hands)

Ryu: Neva!!(keeps running)

Laurry: (pops up randomly on stage)

(A/N: FYI: Laurry is me boyafied… ahem I mean he's my male alter-ego… ya… he looks like me only with shorter hair)

Laurry: She has your motorcycle hostage!

Ryu: Nooooo!!!

Audience: Slilence

Lilly: Now sit!! (clicks big blue pen)

Ryu: (sighs and then slumps on to a small stool on the middle of the stage the stool is extremely tiny and his legs protrude forward like a grass hoppers)

Lilly: (goes and sits in audience while clicking pen)

Voice: ahem…

Pen: Click-Click-Click

Voice: stop!!

Lilly: What??

Pen (still clicking)

Voice: STOP DOING THAT!!

Lilly: What?!?! (still clicking pen!)

Laurry: (pulls Lilly's hand down) that ….

Anna: 0.0 I have got to find a way out!! (uses nail file to try and cut chain keeping her in the seat)

On Stage

Voice: Ahem-hem Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars!

Ryu: (moans)

Manta: That you are. V.V

Voice: Bokutou No Ryu is Pompadour King…

Ryu: ( stars in eyes) that I am!!

Voice: Oh the under sea monkeys of Carpet land!!!

Ryu: T.T I'm not really..

Voice: sure sure..

Lyserg: (twitches) Car-Carpet Land…?

Hao: hey isn't that where I trapped you ?

Lyserg: . yes… (mutters) You will pay Hao and so will the carpet-

Lilly: Aww… he's so cute when he's deranged! (glomps Lyserg)

Lyserg: Ack!

Hao: (snigger)

Voice: Bokutou No Ryu is A Broker.

Silence.

Ryu: Umm…

Voice: Bokutou No Ryu is Tao En's hair stylist.

Ren: (choke) wha-aat?!?

En: heeheee! (waves from the back row)

Ryu: I serve no one's hair but my own!!

Voice: Rite…and your not wearing ladies under wear either?

Ryu: eep!!

Voice: Right??

Ryu: No I'm not!

Voice: yes you are!

Ryu: Noo!

Voice: Yess!!

In audience

Ren: You realize that these chapters are getting more and more drastic and less and less coherent??

Lilly: 0 yesh.. yesh I doo…

Ren: okay…

Laurry: (pops up on other side of Ren nearly giving the poor Chinese boy a heart attack ) she does really!!

Ren: ( heart pounding furiously) sure… -

Voice: No!

Ryu: Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!

Voice: heeheeheee…

Ryu: (claps hand over mouth)

Voice: You doo!

Ryu: I have been defeated by the oldest trick in the book…. I'm soo ashamed.. forgive me Bugs….

Voice: um….

Ryu: T-T ( begins crying) I cannot go on…

Lilly+Larry+Hao: Forgive him of great Bugs Bunny…V.V

Ren: (stuck in between the three) OO'

A giant bugs BUNNY appears on stage.

Voice: eeeeeek! (high pitched girlish scream)

Audience: arg!!

Yoh+Hao: C-Cool!!

Anna: (evil glare)

Giant bugs bunny: (in a loud deep voice) You Are Forgiven…

POOF!!

Bugs vanishes…

Voice: Oh… it's gone..phew..hey who screamed like a girl back there??

Sesshomaru: You did! ( Quietly from behind the voice sitting in booth)

Voice: Aiiiiii!!!!! (another girly scream and then a dead faint)

Horo: what the-

Lilly: (jumps on stage) Ladies , gentlemen, Spirits, imaginary friends and my night gown 'Pinky' the voice is in a 24 hour comma…VV

Ryu: YESS!!

Lilly: So my boy Laurence will take the show!! Take it away Laurry! BTW he's three!! And the sane one!!

Laurry poofs in to control booth room.

Laurry: I'll do my best Lilly-Chan!!

Silence.

Paper shuffles.

Laurry: Um.. what am I supposed to do exactly??

Lilly: Just read the paper!!

Ryu: (praying on the stool)

Laurry: Uhh.. if you say so… here I go then….. I like pretty ponies, I like pretty pink ponies, I like pretty Pink ponies a-and um.. card board?

Lilly: xx

Ren: 0o

Hao: (snigger)

Laurry: It says that all over the paper as well as um.. 'doodles?' of Prika…

Prika: 0O EWWW!!

Horo: (shudders)

Lilly: (sigh) Pooof poof pooof… there?

Laurry: Okay then…

Ryu: ( Falls off stool and lays on the ground)

Laurry: Bokutou No Ryu is really a supermarket attendant.

Ryu: oh please stop…

Laurry: Bokutou No Ryu is also one of the demon lunch lady's of Atlantis.

Ryu: TT oh.. happy place happy place..

Laurry: Bokutou No Ryu hates pie!!

Ryu: but I love Pie…

Laurry: Bokutou No Ryu likes to eavesdrop on Yohmei and Kino that's why he has such bad lines!

Yohmei: O.O??

Kino: grr… (pokes Yohmei with walking stick) You seeee!!

Ryu: but-but I would never!!

Voice: Quiet! I'm back!! (kicks Laurry out of the booth as well as killing a rabid donkey)

Laurry: Whuuah!! (falls into seat beside Ren)

Ren: Oh no! he's back!!

Anna: (trows popcorn on to stage) Hey! That kid was a natural at torture!!

Voice: Meh..

Anna: Don't get lippy with me mister!!

Voice: meep!!!

Anna: hmm…

A Random PC world assistant gets chased onto and off the stage by April-Chan holding a stake knife in one hand and documents for suing in the other.

April: Rarr!! o

Assistant: gaaahh!!

Lilly: OO I swear that was sooooo not in the script!...

Voice: Oooh look at the time.. seems like we're out of it…SO now folks you know Bokutou No Ryu the pompadour king of the under sea monkeys of carpet land, a broker, Tao En's hair stylist, a supermarket attendant, the demon lunch lady of Atlantis, pie-hater and eaves dropper.!!

Ryu: BUT-BUT THEY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!! They don't know how I yearn for my shaman queen and my happy-(drops in to trap door on stage)

Lilly: happy new year every one and good bye!!

Laurry: yeah byeee!!!

Ren: Save mee!!

Voice: Tune in next time for KYS Iron maiden Jeanne!!

Jeanne: (sitting knitting in a corner) AAAIIIIII!!!! (throws knitting into air it lands on Hao head) Run away!!!

Hao: Watch it!! Or You burn!! Buh-bye now!!

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Lilly: When I stated writing this chappie it was xmas now it's 15 mins to new year! Yay I am slow……

Laurry: this chappie goes out to all the faithfull reviewers who have been with us since the start of this fic!!

Lilly: sadly it is coming to a close!

Laurry: well don't forget to review!!

Lilly: Or the bunnies!! Remember!!

REVIEW!!