Lilly: Yo! Yo! Yo!

Yoh: Huh? What?

Lilly : I don't mean you!!

Yoh: oh... T.T

Lilly: So I know its been like jamming ages since I updated this thing... So here you go... I made sometime in my oh so busy schedule for my great love Shaman King. Do the Disclaimer Laurry!! w

Laurry: Lilly-nee-Chan hmm.. Sadly owns nothing... Nothing what so ever... Not even a measly cellphone... heehee

Lilly: Kyaa!! Give it back you little badger child!!

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Victim 11 Iron Maiden Jeanne

A lone chair sits in the muddle yes I said muddle of the floor.

On is lays an albino beauty. Her silver hair fanning out behind her. For its a chair in which one can lay down.

Jeanne: A-and then h-he took my teddy mister teddykins!!

Voice: I see, and how do you feel about that?

Whispering.

Voice: What? on air?! (paper shuffles) ah.. Hum... Uh... Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars! And welcome to another Vic- er... I mean chapter!

Today we have Iron Maiden Jeanne as our special guest!!

Jeanne: What? I thought this was my daily session!!

Voice: It is... .

Jeanne: O.o'

Voice: (sigh) fine... I won't charge you for the extra hour...

Jeanne: O.o'

Voice: Grr... Anyhoo... Iron Maiden Jeanne is not really a nun! She's too young!

Jeanne: I am too! I am god's messenger if I believe!! (Gets really holy look)

Voice: . rite...

Lyserg: (woot) go Jeanne-sama!!

Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne is really mr. Fudgkins the barbers assistant!

Jeanne: eh?

Horo:(bawling) Mr.fudgekins how could you!! I was going to be your assistant!!

Voice: Got some real ones today...

Knocking noise.

Me: Yeah.. He just knocked his head...

Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne does ballet lessons with Ichigo.

Audience: gasp gasp

Voice: That is the one from Bleach not the mew mew.

More gasping.

Jeanne: Whuah!! Don't lie Rocky you know I go to lessons with your neice Agnes!

Voice: eh.. Uh.. Um. The Iron Maiden Jeanne is really Huckleberry Fin!!

Jeanne: And I thought this was supposed to be torture...

Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne was infact injected with parothormone!! Thus leading her to join a gang of parakeets in downtown Orleans before she was thrown out for being too much of a potty mouth!!

Hao: WTF?!

Jeanne: Ain't no shame in bloody well harping colorfully, homie! (aquires baggy orange trousers and a red midriff baring hoodie top)

Hao: Cripes!! ( nosebleed)

Voice: What the crapitty crap crap?!

Jeanne: If you don' shut yer frickin' piehole I will shut the damn thing for you!! (Stands on the the therapy chair and proceeds to lead a bunch of random ballerinas and parakeets in a mindless rap over frisbees and axles)

Ren: hey that's kind of catchy...

Pirika: If You say soo...

Voice: Ahem-- IF YOUR Quiet done!!

Jeanne: one second- Cause we all just wanna be big frisbees and live with Axles and drive big iron cars!! Brek-a-brick-a-break-a-break it down... WORD!! Okay I'm done (sits back in chair.)

Vce: Right so The Iron Maiden Jeanne likes to feed hungry lions Vegtables.

Jeanne: Do you think I doubt God's ability to provide for his creatures?? That I would feed the wild? (crossing arms)

Voice: O-o-okay... Rite then...

The Iron Maiden Jeanne is a Higgly town hero!!

Jeanne: (Complete outrage) I would never conform to such a thing!!Neva I say!!

Marco: My lady how could you associate with a- such- uh... You know those russian dolls... What are they called??

Me: I can't remember.. Someone tell Me...

Marco: Yes well how Could you asssociate with such.. dolls??

Jeanne: Did you not hear me?? I said ' Neva!!'

Marco: oh.. Did you ... Sorry my listening device wasn't on...

Everyone: o.o'

Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne has been missing for the last couple of chapters because she was at the oscars.

Jeanne: eh?

Voice: Trying to get Jhonny Deps autograph!

Jeanne: um.. No.. I wasn't...

Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne goes

to a Nazi support group on Thursdays and Sundays!

Jeanne: No! I go to church on Sunday! And its the library for me on Thursdays... V.V

Voice: uh-huh... keep telling yourself that... The Iron Maiden Jeanne she really has no shoes because while she was in the iron maideshe gave all her shoes to a hyena charity...

Jeanne: What are these then? (points to shoes)

Voice: Those belong to Inuyasha... Have you not noticed he never has any shoes on..

Yoh: Omgwtfbbfgq! He doesn't!!

Anna:... Yeah... And you care because...

Yoh: I don't. I just had a random urge to scream that out loud...

Me: Laurry step away from the 'random urge button' ...

Laurry: Ahehehe...

Random Chibi Hyena: (walks by wearing a pair of flipflops)

Audience: (Blink, blink)

Jeanne: ACK!!(falls of therapy chair and lands on face) T-T Ahaahaa... My precious flip flops...I need a moment to pray to God (whispering) Please don't hurt them.. I promise I will feed the chickens when I get out of here just let me have my shouezies back!! (gets up, off floor and then sits expectantly in chair)

Voice: Rightio... The Iron Maiden Jeanne is a baboon...

All: (le gasp!!)

Ren: (falls over) okay... Now i'm just confused...

Voice: She lives in a zoo!

Jeanne: B-but I don't!!

Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne is infact as we speak a resident of cage no. 2,365,488,915...

Jeanne: BUT I'M RIGHT HERE!!

Voice: Sure you are...

Jeanbe: Argh...

Horo: And thought he had issues...(points to Lyserg who is foaming at the mouth)

Lyserg: RARRRG!!

Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne owns a trampoline!!

Jeanne: eh?!

Voice: Meh...

Me: geh...

Hao: bleh...

Anna: Keh..

Random telly tuby: feh...

All: O-o'

Voice: And now you know The Iron Maiden Jeanne, she's not really a nun,

is really mr. Fudgkins the barbers assistant, does ballet lessons with Ichigo, is really Huckleberry Fin, was infact injected with parothormone and joined a gang of parakeets in downtown Orleans before she was thrown out for being too much of a potty mouth, likes to feed hungry lions Vegtables, is a Higgly town hero, was at the Oscars trying to get Jhonny Deps autograph, goes to a Nazi support group on Thursdays and Sundays, eally has no shoes because while she was in the iron maideshe gave all her shoes to a hyena charity, is a baboon living in a zoo AND wns a trampoline!! (breathes in air) And now you know The Iron Maiden Jeanne!!

Jeanne: But the don't know me at all!! They don't know how I strive to be good or my love of children-

Voice: Holy Crow!! Shes a Pedoph-

Me: OK- KAY!! Ahehehe we'll be finishing of today! Hehehe... Tune in next time to see who is next on Know your stars- Shaman King... He hasn't said a word... For a loooong time...

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Lilly: Third last chapter... T.T oh what Woe... (huggels Laurry) What a sad... Sad occasion...

Laurry: Can't breath...

Lilly:Oh and I've heard Shaman King's starting up again! Do let me know about it my faithful reviewers!!

Laurry: Yeah... Cuz she can't be bothered to go check herself...

Lilly: Hey I'm a buzy person... Hmpf...

Laurry: Review anyway please...

Lilly: And Two.. That's right two of you could to be on the last chapter of this fanfic... So REVIEW!! GO GO GO GO!!

DOO IT!!