Lilly: Yo! Yo! Yo!
Yoh: Huh? What?
Lilly : I don't mean you!!
Yoh: oh... T.T
Lilly: So I know its been like jamming ages since I updated this thing... So here you go... I made sometime in my oh so busy schedule for my great love Shaman King. Do the Disclaimer Laurry!! w
Laurry: Lilly-nee-Chan hmm.. Sadly owns nothing... Nothing what so ever... Not even a measly cellphone... heehee
Lilly: Kyaa!! Give it back you little badger child!!
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Victim 11 Iron Maiden Jeanne
A lone chair sits in the muddle yes I said muddle of the floor.
On is lays an albino beauty. Her silver hair fanning out behind her. For its a chair in which one can lay down.
Jeanne: A-and then h-he took my teddy mister teddykins!!
Voice: I see, and how do you feel about that?
Whispering.
Voice: What? on air?! (paper shuffles) ah.. Hum... Uh... Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars! And welcome to another Vic- er... I mean chapter!
Today we have Iron Maiden Jeanne as our special guest!!
Jeanne: What? I thought this was my daily session!!
Voice: It is... .
Jeanne: O.o'
Voice: (sigh) fine... I won't charge you for the extra hour...
Jeanne: O.o'
Voice: Grr... Anyhoo... Iron Maiden Jeanne is not really a nun! She's too young!
Jeanne: I am too! I am god's messenger if I believe!! (Gets really holy look)
Voice: . rite...
Lyserg: (woot) go Jeanne-sama!!
Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne is really mr. Fudgkins the barbers assistant!
Jeanne: eh?
Horo:(bawling) Mr.fudgekins how could you!! I was going to be your assistant!!
Voice: Got some real ones today...
Knocking noise.
Me: Yeah.. He just knocked his head...
Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne does ballet lessons with Ichigo.
Audience: gasp gasp
Voice: That is the one from Bleach not the mew mew.
More gasping.
Jeanne: Whuah!! Don't lie Rocky you know I go to lessons with your neice Agnes!
Voice: eh.. Uh.. Um. The Iron Maiden Jeanne is really Huckleberry Fin!!
Jeanne: And I thought this was supposed to be torture...
Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne was infact injected with parothormone!! Thus leading her to join a gang of parakeets in downtown Orleans before she was thrown out for being too much of a potty mouth!!
Hao: WTF?!
Jeanne: Ain't no shame in bloody well harping colorfully, homie! (aquires baggy orange trousers and a red midriff baring hoodie top)
Hao: Cripes!! ( nosebleed)
Voice: What the crapitty crap crap?!
Jeanne: If you don' shut yer frickin' piehole I will shut the damn thing for you!! (Stands on the the therapy chair and proceeds to lead a bunch of random ballerinas and parakeets in a mindless rap over frisbees and axles)
Ren: hey that's kind of catchy...
Pirika: If You say soo...
Voice: Ahem-- IF YOUR Quiet done!!
Jeanne: one second- Cause we all just wanna be big frisbees and live with Axles and drive big iron cars!! Brek-a-brick-a-break-a-break it down... WORD!! Okay I'm done (sits back in chair.)
Vce: Right so The Iron Maiden Jeanne likes to feed hungry lions Vegtables.
Jeanne: Do you think I doubt God's ability to provide for his creatures?? That I would feed the wild? (crossing arms)
Voice: O-o-okay... Rite then...
The Iron Maiden Jeanne is a Higgly town hero!!
Jeanne: (Complete outrage) I would never conform to such a thing!!Neva I say!!
Marco: My lady how could you associate with a- such- uh... You know those russian dolls... What are they called??
Me: I can't remember.. Someone tell Me...
Marco: Yes well how Could you asssociate with such.. dolls??
Jeanne: Did you not hear me?? I said ' Neva!!'
Marco: oh.. Did you ... Sorry my listening device wasn't on...
Everyone: o.o'
Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne has been missing for the last couple of chapters because she was at the oscars.
Jeanne: eh?
Voice: Trying to get Jhonny Deps autograph!
Jeanne: um.. No.. I wasn't...
Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne goes
to a Nazi support group on Thursdays and Sundays!
Jeanne: No! I go to church on Sunday! And its the library for me on Thursdays... V.V
Voice: uh-huh... keep telling yourself that... The Iron Maiden Jeanne she really has no shoes because while she was in the iron maideshe gave all her shoes to a hyena charity...
Jeanne: What are these then? (points to shoes)
Voice: Those belong to Inuyasha... Have you not noticed he never has any shoes on..
Yoh: Omgwtfbbfgq! He doesn't!!
Anna:... Yeah... And you care because...
Yoh: I don't. I just had a random urge to scream that out loud...
Me: Laurry step away from the 'random urge button' ...
Laurry: Ahehehe...
Random Chibi Hyena: (walks by wearing a pair of flipflops)
Audience: (Blink, blink)
Jeanne: ACK!!(falls of therapy chair and lands on face) T-T Ahaahaa... My precious flip flops...I need a moment to pray to God (whispering) Please don't hurt them.. I promise I will feed the chickens when I get out of here just let me have my shouezies back!! (gets up, off floor and then sits expectantly in chair)
Voice: Rightio... The Iron Maiden Jeanne is a baboon...
All: (le gasp!!)
Ren: (falls over) okay... Now i'm just confused...
Voice: She lives in a zoo!
Jeanne: B-but I don't!!
Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne is infact as we speak a resident of cage no. 2,365,488,915...
Jeanne: BUT I'M RIGHT HERE!!
Voice: Sure you are...
Jeanbe: Argh...
Horo: And thought he had issues...(points to Lyserg who is foaming at the mouth)
Lyserg: RARRRG!!
Voice: The Iron Maiden Jeanne owns a trampoline!!
Jeanne: eh?!
Voice: Meh...
Me: geh...
Hao: bleh...
Anna: Keh..
Random telly tuby: feh...
All: O-o'
Voice: And now you know The Iron Maiden Jeanne, she's not really a nun,
is really mr. Fudgkins the barbers assistant, does ballet lessons with Ichigo, is really Huckleberry Fin, was infact injected with parothormone and joined a gang of parakeets in downtown Orleans before she was thrown out for being too much of a potty mouth, likes to feed hungry lions Vegtables, is a Higgly town hero, was at the Oscars trying to get Jhonny Deps autograph, goes to a Nazi support group on Thursdays and Sundays, eally has no shoes because while she was in the iron maideshe gave all her shoes to a hyena charity, is a baboon living in a zoo AND wns a trampoline!! (breathes in air) And now you know The Iron Maiden Jeanne!!
Jeanne: But the don't know me at all!! They don't know how I strive to be good or my love of children-
Voice: Holy Crow!! Shes a Pedoph-
Me: OK- KAY!! Ahehehe we'll be finishing of today! Hehehe... Tune in next time to see who is next on Know your stars- Shaman King... He hasn't said a word... For a loooong time...
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Lilly: Third last chapter... T.T oh what Woe... (huggels Laurry) What a sad... Sad occasion...
Laurry: Can't breath...
Lilly:Oh and I've heard Shaman King's starting up again! Do let me know about it my faithful reviewers!!
Laurry: Yeah... Cuz she can't be bothered to go check herself...
Lilly: Hey I'm a buzy person... Hmpf...
Laurry: Review anyway please...
Lilly: And Two.. That's right two of you could to be on the last chapter of this fanfic... So REVIEW!! GO GO GO GO!!
DOO IT!!
