Fall down 19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Sexy Puppy- Jacob
Wolf Lover- Renesmee
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Fall down 19- Hey Jazz!
Vampire18- Hey Bella!
Tiny Freak 16- Hey guys! Guess you didn't know that I was on here huh?
Fall down 19- …
Vampire 18- ….
Idiot- Hey whose idiot? Hahahaha that's hilarious! Some Ra-tard put their sn as Idiot! Hahaha who does that?
Tiny Freak 16- Um… Emmett, honey, that "ra-tard" is you. J
Idiot- Alice I think I know what my sn is! I set it as BUDDAH INCOMING a few days ago. And plus if that was my sn then it would show up before what I typed.
Tiny Freak 16- Emmett, IDIOT, look at what you typed. It's on the screen beside Idiot.
Idiot- WHAT? THIS IDIOT IS COPYING ME!
Idiot- THAT'S IT! I STAND FOR A LOT OF THINGS BUT I DON'T STAND FOR MOCKERY! IT GOES AGAINST THE EMMETT CODE! YOU BETTER STOP NOW BEFORE I HAVE TO BREAK OUT A CAN OF WHOOP BOOTY.
Tiny Freak 16- BUDDAH INCOMING? Really? Where the heck did you get that name? And Emmett honey listen to me do you see a sn that says BUDDAH INCOMING ON THE SCREEN?
Idiot- ALICE YOU TO! JEEZ WHY CANT PEOPLE COME UP WITH THEIR OWN STUFF! I MEAN I NEVER THOUGHT MY OWN SISTER WOULD BETRAY ME THIS WAY. I MEAN THIS DUDE KEEPS STEALING THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MIND. AND NOW YOUR STEALING MY NICK NAME! YOU CANT JUST HAVE THAT NICKNAME THAT NICK NAME WAS GIVEN TO ME BY THE LITTLE CHILDREN DOWN THE ROAD. THEY RESPECT ME! THEY GAVE ME THAT NAME, IT'S A SACRED NAME! ONE ONLY I CAN BE CALLED! SO STOP STEALING MY STUFF, YOU SHOULD MAKE UP YOUR OWN COOL STUFF! ITS NOT COOL WHEN YOU COPY!
Tiny Freak 16- Why do the little kids down the road call you BUDDAH INCOMING? And Emmett Idiot is your sn. Trust me. I know. Bella changed it the other day.
Idiot- It's a long story. AND SHE DID WHAT? BELLA! HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE LIKE TOM AND JERRY!
Tiny Freak 16- Emmett, Tom and Jerry hate each other! And I've got all day. No one else seems to want to talk to me, I'm not mentioning names(BELLA! JASPER!)
Idiot- They love each other, what show are you watching? Well, one day I was out in the yard tending to my dragon fly farm and hopper got away so I went looking for him. I found him perched on a fence, with Wormy, he's a worm, and he had ran away from home last year and I was worried sick. I called the cops but they wouldn't put out a missing persons report until 48 hours later, then after 48 hours they had the nerve to say that they didn't know Wormy was a worm and that they weren't going to keep searching for a stupid worm. Can you believe it? Like he wasn't good enough. He was a special worm. He could appear in more than one place at a time. So when he didn't show up at home I thought for sure he had.. You know, packed plenty of food to last longer away from home than I expected. So, anyways, Hopper saw me and flew into the swimming pool, so me being the great father I am, risked my life to jump into the pool to save him. As I was in mid air these little children yelled BUDDAH INCOMING. Then they ran into the house and brought out little statues… They have statues of me. I have to say it's kind of a lot to live up to when little kids respect you the way they respect me. They are very well mannered. They even bow when they see me. They seem to think that I can answer their prayers… crazy huh? So any ways, incase you were wondering Wormy and Hopper have been safely returned home. The end.
Tiny Freak16- Apparently not the same one as you. Um… Emmett? You have a dragon fly farm? What the Sam Heck? What vampire in their right mind has a dragon fly farm? And your faster than any worm or dragon fly why would you have to chase them? And you do know that they think you're the real BUDDAH, don't you?
Idiot- Oh, I knew you weren't watching the right one. You must have been watching the one with the bird and the bug. And well, yeah, I do. And I know what your thinking, how does he do it. Stay so fit and respected and keep up with 50 dragon flies and a worm but my worms and dragon flies are tame. I trained them myself. And duh, I am the real Buddah, I mean can be any more of a ra-tard?
Tiny Freak 16- what do you mean tame? And what did you mean by Wormy is a special worm? How can he appear two places at once?
Idiot- I wouldn't expect you to understand. It can be hard to grasp if your not a dragawormologist, like me. You see my dragon flies and worms don't eat or move. They are very self controlled. I don't even have to water them. They used to move a lot but they don't anymore. Most people have to train their pets to do that even their kids, but mine are smart so I didn't have to do a thing. And about wormy, I don't know how he does it. I'll be holding him then all of a sudden he will crawl up out of the dirt and then there is two of him, he's duplicated himself all the way up to 5 times before. Amazing huh?
Tiny Freak 16- OMG. Why? Why? Why did you have to do this to him God? Couldn't you give me a nice smart brother? Huh? Why did you have to make him such a "ra-tard"?