South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 1 1/2: Butters' story

By Technomaru

Chapter 2: Butters watches a movie!

Note: I do not own South Park nor the movie, This Fanfic is something that I thought can't be done. Something that fans would wonder... What if the movie was told from the point of view from a minor character in the show and movie who became one of the most popular characters by season six... despite making a major named appearance in season three... Yes him... BUTTERS!

Yes this fanfic will be uncensord since the movie has uncensored bad language and shit... see that! It didn't get bleeped motherfuckers! I want this fucking piece of shit to be the most vulgar fanfic I have ever written, more vulgar than that piece of shit I wrote called "Straw Hat Guy"... FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! however I can't use the musical numbers because of the motherfuckers who report the use... so whoever is planning to do so while reading this I have one thing to say to you... FUCK OFF YA DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATING UNCLE FUCKER!

Oh and I hope my girlfriend doesn't read this... she doesn't like South Park (and after the controversy and shit "Bloody Mary" caused, I don't blame her!)

The following is a experiment in seeing if this fanfic has potential or if I will get in trouble with my peers for using too much bad language...

(The Movie theater)

Butters then says, "Those guys used homeless men to see the movie, so I should look for one!" Butters then sees Tweek Tweak with a homeless man who looks awfully familiar as he shakes his cup and says, "CHANGE! You got change? Oh c'mon help a guy will ya? Change! I'm not even supposed to exist in 1999!" Butters then goes up to Tweek and asks him, "Hey Tweek are there anymore homeless men left for me to use to see the movie?"

Tweek then replies, "Ack! Oh man, sorry Butters but Chester A. Bum was the last one, Urgh! Oh Jesus! Argh!" So the two pay for the tickets and went inside.

Butters then says to himself, "Oh Hamburgers... Now I'll never be as cool as the others... I wonder if this would work!"

Butters then goes to the boc office and asks the cashier, "Umm one ticket for "Wild Wild West" please?" Then Butters takes the ticket and in another corner he puts on a fake mustache and as he looks left and right, he runs to the room that shows "Asses of Fire" and starts watching it.

Butters sees the movie starting and after the title "Asses of Fire" Is featured it shows Terrance and Phillip. Butters cheers at the sight of the two.

Phillip asks Terrance, "Say, Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?" Terrance doesn't know so Phillip farts on Terrance and they both laughs in hysterics. Terrance then says, "You're such a pigfucker, Phillip!" Phillip then asks, "Terrance, why would you call me a "pigfucker"?" Terrance replues, "Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs." Phillip then replies, "Oh yeah" and they start laughing again.

Butters couldn't comprehend that those two are saying to eachother.

Terrance then says, "Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch!" Only for Phillip to says to him, "Oh, you shitfaced cockmaster!" Terrance replues, "Listen, you donkey-raping shiteater, you'd fuck your uncle!" Phillip replies, "You'd fuck your uncle!"

Terrance starts to sing:

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!

You're a cock-sucking ass-licking uncle fucka!

You're an uncle fucka; yes, it's true!

Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!...

(Sorry fans. This is Technomaru here to tell you that there are a bunch of assramming unclefuckers who like to report to this website to the use of the songs so I cannot type "Uncle Fucka" in all of it's vulgar glory, so if you fans love this song then either put on the DVD or the official soundtrack for full effect. If those of you are here just to narc on me for using songs in this story then fuck you!)

(last 5 minutes of the movie)

Terrance and Phillip are back at their house laughing as if they farted. Terrance then says to Phillip, "Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something through this whole experience." Phillip replies, "I did, Terrance. I learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface. As they both laugh, "Terrance asks Phillip, "Want to see the Northern Lights?"

Terrance lights his fart on fire and burns himself. After being burned, Phillip laughs and says, "You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart." Terrance then says while laughing, "I sure did, Phillip!"

As the curtains close they shout "UNCLE FUCKA! good night!"

Butters then leaves the room and goes back to the room that shows "Wild Wild West". Butters then thinks to himself, "If my parents knew about this, then I'd be "double dog dare grounded".

After 15 minutes lasted when Wild Wild West ended. Butters leaves the theater and sees Tweek pay Chester A. Bum as he says, "Argh, Geez... OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!" Chester A. Bum then thinks to himself, "Hmmm... this might be a excellent gig."

Butters just goes home just to get ready for school the next day.

TO BE CONTINUED...