Chapter 3: Knock, knock, who's there?

Sora got in the car and stared at Riku curiously.

"Sora, is there something wrong?"

"What do you mean?"

"You've been jittery ever since Tidus left"

"It's nothing"

"Should I believe you?"

"Just forget about it"

Riku sighed and drove off.

After a few minutes of looking, Riku saw this quiet little café. He parked the car. Sora got out of the car. Riku looked at him strange. He grabbed a flask out of his car and put it in his pocket. He put his car keys in his jacket pocket and headed inside. Sora sat down shortly after Riku did.

When they took their seat a waiter immediately took their order. Sora ordered tea with basil and biscotti. Riku smiled and ordered four of everything on the menu.

"Are you gonna…eat all that?"

"No, what moron would?"

"Then why are you ordering it?"

"It pisses them off when you don't eat everything you order"

"Riku"

"I get my quirks"

The waiter brought their stuff over, but they were moved to a bigger table before that. Sora sipped his tea and stared out the window. Riku thought of a way to cheer him up.

"Hey Sora"

Sora looked up at him. Riku sucked on his cream banana. People stared at Riku. Sora blushed brightly. Riku sucked the banana into his mouth further and further. Sora was turned on by the action, but he turned away. Riku ate the banana and sighed. Riku went underneath the table and unbuttoned Sora's pants.

"Riku…don't do that here"

Riku got up from underneath the table.

"You're not letting me have any fun"

Riku took his tea and poured liquor into it.

"What are you doing?"

"Drinking"

"I'm not so sure you should mix that"

"I do it all the time"

Ansem walked into the store, Sora spit out his tea.

"What is it now?"

"Um…"

Riku looked at Ansem.

"Well, look what the cat dragged in"

Ansem walked over to them. Riku looked agitated.

"Awe, how cute. Is this a date, I hope I'm not interrupting anything"

Riku picked up an entire tray of deserts and tossed them at Ansem. Sora's eyes widened. Ansem growled and picked up the banana split in front of Sora and threw it in Riku's face.

"You asshole"

"Here have some more"

They kept throwing food back and forth. Couples got up and slowly exited, although none did evade the food throwing.

Ansem threw cherry syrup in Riku's hair.

Riku took Sora's piping hot tea and threw it in Ansem's lower area.

Ansem screamed in pain.

"Let's see how you like them apples"

Riku paid the bill and urged Sora to leave.

"I am so sorry" Sora said before leaving.

Ansem couldn't move.

Riku stared at Riku who was covered in almost everything he had ordered.

"I don't think that went so well"

Riku got in the car. Sora followed behind him. They stood silent the rest of the way. Once they got back to the school, Riku hosed down his car, to remove all of the deserts before they stained.

"Well look at it this way Riku, at least one of us is clean"

Riku smirked and grabbed Sora, ruining his clean clothes. He stuck his tongue in Sora's mouth, letting Sora taste the sweet flavor of banana cream. Sora wrapped his arms around Riku's neck and pulled him in. Axel stopped in front of them. Sora pulled away from Riku.

"What happened to you?"

"Riku had a little trouble"

"It looks like he got into a fight with pastry supplies, and he lost"

"Well, he and Ansem got into it…yet again"

"Where is Ansem?"

"In excruciating pain right about now"

"Why?"

"Riku threw hot tea in certain…sensitive areas"

Axel flinched with the thought.

"Riku, that's just wrong man"

"Humph…it was very entertaining"

"So, what brings you here?"

"Yeah, about that. I need to know if any of you have seen Demyx lately"

"No, why would you care?"

"He and I have some unfinished business to take care of"

"As in…" asked Sora curiously.

"No, as in he is my business associate"

"Yes…and we won't tell anyone the real reason"

"Whatever"

He walked off lazily.

"Now where were we?"

"We were nowhere. You ruined my shirt"

"Just change into a new one"

Sora walked into the school, Riku followed behind him. They heard noises coming from the headmaster's office. Sora and Riku walked in, only to see the headmaster (Cloud) getting a blowjob from their teacher Mr. Lockhart (Sephiroth)

They stopped as soon as they saw Riku and Sora. Riku smirked.

"I knew it"

"Uh, boys what are you doing here?" asked Cloud as he covered himself quickly.

Sephiroth fastened his zipper and sighed.

"We heard noises and thought you were in trouble, but I was mistaken"

"If you don't mind, we would like this to be kept quiet"

"Yes sir"

"And what do we get in return?" asked Riku while smirking.

"Riku!"

"Fine"

"Riku, what's that all over you?"

"Pastries, now on to important matters"

They stared at Sora who sighed and shook his head, telling them that they'd rather not know.

"May I ask, how long has this been going on?"

"For the past two years"

"Ah, so he's your…?"

"Headmaster, I never pinned you to be the submissive type"

"Spare me Riku"

"And Lockhart, I never thought you'd be the one who was -"

Sora covered his mouth.

"Um…we'll leave you to this"

"No, I want some answers"

"Come in boys"

Sora walked in nervously.

Riku inhaled.

"Riku, how about this, you ask a question and you have to answer it as well"

"I have no problem with that"

Both Sora and Cloud sighed. Sora covered his face.

"So, when did you meet the headmaster here?"

"Four years ago"

"And when did you meet Sora?"

"Childhood friend"

"When was the first time you ever groped, or seduced him?"

"A few weeks after we met"

"What age did you first attempt anything with Sora?"

"Oh no" Sora muttered.

"Truthfully, I was a very curious seven year old"

"When did you first have intercourse with him?"

"About a year after that"

"And you?"

"We were about thirteen"

"How often do you two have intercourse?"

"Whenever we can have enough time for it"

"Is that often?"

"Mostly, and yourself"

"I would have to say whenever we're alone"

"Often?"

"Very"

Sora buried his face in his lap. Cloud covered his head with his jacket.

"I'm done asking questions for now"

Sora got up and rushed out of the office, Riku followed behind him.

"How old are they now?"

"Well, they're seniors here, so they're seventeen no less"

"Do you realize that they have more sex than we do, and we're grown men?"

"Ah, what can ya do?"

Cloud kissed him passionately.

Sora tried to catch his breath.

"Riku, how could you just-"

"Sora, I am very comfortable with my sexuality"

"That's not what I mean. You told him about every sexual moment we've had"

"Sora, you make it sound like I described what we do to each other"

"I mean when we first had sex"

"Ah, you're talking about how young we were"

"Riku, this is very weird for me"

"Yes, well you were very willing. I didn't get one hesitant complaint"

"You say that as if it's a good thing"

"In most cases Sora, it is"

"Are you serious?"

"Sora, since when are you so self-conscious?"

"What do you mean?"

"Usually, you wouldn't care about such things, why start now?"

"I don't know. I guess there are a lot of things on my mind right now"

Riku grabbed Sora's hand and led him to their room.

(Riku and Sora sleep in the same dorm because they convinced their parents to arrange it that way)

"Now, I need to take a shower, when I get out…"

"Huh?"

"You'll see"

Sora sighed and walked over to the window. He looked at the note again and covered his face with his hands.

"Why is he doing this to us?"

Sora unbuttoned his shirt and tossed it into the laundry bin. His tie stood on the floor. He lay on his back and closed his eyes, without actually going to sleep. Riku got out of the shower about 15 minutes later. His towel was wrapped around his waist. Someone knocked on the door yet again. Sora opened his eyes and stood up. Riku walked towards the door and opened it.

"Good, you're still here and apparently…"

"It's not what it looks like…unfortunately" said Riku while glancing over at Sora.

"Okay then, I just came here to give you this flyer. I think you and Sora should hold the campaign. I think it counts as an extracurricular activity"

He left. Riku closed the door slowly.

"Geez, I think both you and the headmaster are very self-conscious"

"Would you quit saying that? I am not self-conscious"

"Al right, then show me"

"Riku, I don't give into taunts. So what did he want anyway?"

"He gave me some flyer" Riku handed him the paper.

"Typical"

"What's it say?"

"Gay-Straight Alliance: Lately students have shown to be more enthusiastic when they are surrounded by different varieties of students. This campaign is to show that both gay and straight can co-exist in this world and that no one should be ashamed. The two campaign leaders, Sora and Riku are proud to present their lifelong love and I hope it will enlighten most of you. I hope to see you there!"

"That prick"

"Riku, it wasn't who you think it was"

"Then who are the creators of this fiasco?"

"Well…It's Ansem and…Tidus"

Riku's eye began to twitch.

"Riku…are you okay?"

"I'm…gonna kill…the both of them"

"Riku, don't jump to any conclusions"

Riku snatched the paper out of Sora's hand and ripped it into pieces, and then he stepped on it furiously.

"Riku, you can't assume things like that….once again you're thinking the impossible"

"I don't care"

"Riku, it's late, why don't we just…"

"I'm going to rip his balls off with my bare hands, and Tidus will get what's coming to him, that obsessive little brat. I can't believe I even looked his way. I will snap his neck and then we'll see who he mocks"

Sora grabbed Riku's arm and took him into an embrace. Riku instantly stopped ranting and blushed. Sora started to kiss him on his neck. Riku just sat there with his eyes closed with a blush on his face.

Riku tilted his lover's head so that he could give him a sweet kiss on the lips. Even though Sora was the one who initially started the kiss Riku soon took over once Sora gave him the openly he was looking for.

When the kiss was over Riku pulled Sora on top off him as he lay down. Sora was now sitting on Riku's dick. Sora struggled.

"What's wrong? Why are you being so shy right now?"

"I don't know what's wrong; I just don't seem to be in the mood"

"You came on to me, remember?"

"Yes, but-"

Someone knocked on the door once again. Sora got up from Riku's lap quickly.

Riku went into the bathroom to get dressed and slammed the door behind him. Sora sighed. He didn't like denying his lover sex, but he had a few things on his mind.

(You'll find out later on)

Sora answered the door, only to see Axel.

"Hey, Sora you and Riku got a minute…unless you two are…"

"No, you can come in"

"What's wrong with you, you look depressed"

"It's nothing, what's up"

"I read the flyer and something tells me this wasn't your idea"

"No, it wasn't"

"Look, I just came to see if Riku was okay?"

"He's angry right now, but he should warm up to it"

"Al right, if you say so. But once Riku gets ticked off about something, he'll never let it go"

"What do you mean?"

"Okay here's an example. Let's say you denied him sex, and he got mad. You know as well as I do, that he'll sort of get suspicious and then go jumping to conclusions and then he'll-"

Sora looked down sadly.

"Oh, I see…So my hypothesis wasn't too far gone?"

"No…it isn't"

"Uh, right now isn't a good time, so I'll leave you two to sort out your problems"

"Goodnight Axel" Axel left, and Sora closed the door. Feeling no need to lock it. Riku walked out of the bathroom.

"Riku, look-"

"Sora, can you just let things go…it doesn't matter to me"

"But you seem-"

"I could care less"

"But Riku-"

"Sora, just drop it"