Sorry about the late update!

My sister's friend from Cali came, and I was busy.

:D

OoooOOOooo it seems I left at a very twisty part in the story.

What will happen next??

Ew, I realized how short my stories actually look/are.

I will try to lengthen them for you, but I need ideas!

Help!

Naruto opened his eyes to see a brightly lit room. He sat up on his elbows, and looked around. The room was a nice gray, the carpet was white, and the sheets where a chocolate colored satin. The bed was awfully huge, well at least for being the only one in it. The pillows were enormous, and plushy. It was a nice sight to wake up to. It seemed...like home. Every object seemed to be in its perfect place. The nightstands on either side, the dresser by the door, the bathroom opposite the bed. The bathroom?!? This must be the master bedroom. Holy bajeezus! That means there would have to be more than one room.

'Wait, where am I anyway?'

He regretfully got out of the comfortable bed, and looked around the room. He could not find anything. Maybe an answer was within the dresser. He outstretched his arm to open the drawer. That is when he noticed he was wearing someone elses pajamas, and they were used! Oh yes, he could tell. Not only did they undress him, they put him in new clothes. Naruto stretched the pants open to see...yup, they changed his boxers too. Yipes! His assailant saw him naked. His full glory was taken in by some freak!

Naruto quickly got out of the room, and looked for his clothes. The halls were nicely -, and there was a long rug reaching from a room to the end of the hall. While passing along, he saw some pictures. After a bit of searching, he saw one of a cute little brown haired baby with red triangles on his cheeks.

'Aw, Kiba was so cute as a baby.' Naruto gleamed, and made sure to blackmail Kiba later.

After feeling comfortable with knowing the owner of the house, he made his way down the hall, and into the kitchen. He could hear some sizzling, and crackling. A warm arouma floated to him. Someone was making food, and whoever it was, was making delicious food. He walked into the kitchen to see a very large area. The counters went from one side of the wall to the other, and it was an extremely long wall. At least for his standards. There was a kitchen island in the middle, with a kind of bar thing, and stools were set neatly underneath it. The fridge was probably from the year 4000, and sent back with a time machine, but it was super cool. Kiba was in the middle, with a flat stove, and some eggs, and bacon cooking in pans. The toaster next to it, was heating up some toast.

Kiba looked up from the food, and stared at Naruto.

"Are you okay?" Kiba raised an eyebrow.

"Yeeaah." Naruto asked with a little insecurity because he feared something was wrong with him.

"Oh, you just looked a little- nevermind." Kiba looked back at his food.

If there was one thing Naruto hated, it was when people said "nevermind." It made him want to rip off their heads. Holy crap! If you are going to say something then just say it! Do not start a thought, and then be too much of a chicken to finish it through.

"Go ahead and take a seat, I will have breakfast ready for you in a second." Kiba took the spatula, and scrambled some eggs.

Naruto pulled out a stool, and sat down. Well this was interesting. Since when did Kiba cook? Naruto thought if he did, then there would be at least a neighborhood set ablaze, but right now, nothing even seemed to be burning. He looked at Kiba for a second, and stared at his figure. He was wearing a white wifebeater, and some black pajama bottoms. His muscular arms seemed so strong, but he was holding everything so delicately. You could see his firm ass through those pants, and it caught Naruto's eyes for a second.

'I wonder how toned his abs are under that shirt.'

"Getting a little curious, are we?"

'Be quiet! I managed to get you to shut up for so long! Why are you talking to me now?'

"Hey, it was a week, and I lost a bet. Anyway, I see your eyes wandering over Kiba's hot body."

'Woah there, Kiba is my friend, and I do not see him as hot.'

"Right. My little Naru-kun I know a lot of things, even if you refuse to admit it."

'First off, do not call me naru-kun. Second, Kiba is not hot to me, and thats final.'

"We will see after this." Kyuubi let out a loud evil laugh.

'What are you going to-'

Images of Kiba naked, taking a bath, covered in whipped cream, and doing some questionable things flashed through Naruto's mind. He had to hold his nose, and concentrate really hard as to not get a nosebleed.

"What now?" He let out a chuckle.

'Shut up.' Naruto ended the conversation right there.

Naruto was awoken from his trance when he heard a loud click. Kiba had set a plate in front of him filled with scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, and a fork of course. It looked hot, steamy, and very delicious.

"Want some milk?" Kiba asked as he was reaching for some glasses.

"Uhm, sure."

Kiba filled two glasses with milk, and put one in front of Naruto.

They both started eating, before Naruto broke the silence.

"Wow, this is really good! I am shocked!"

"Are you saying that you thought I would be a bad cook?" Kiba glared.

"N-no of course not!" Naruto let out a nervous laugh.

"I was just kidding." Kiba chuckled.

"So...how did I get here?" Naruto stabbed some eggs with his fork, and thrust it into his mouth.

"You don't remember?" Kiba questioned.

"No."

"Oh, well..."

---Kiba's POV---

After holding Naruto for a bit, I leaned Naruto back. Naruto's eyes were a deep hue of red from crying. He seemed a bit on the edge of conciousness. I decided it was time to go. His place was a total mess. There was no way he could clean this up anytime soon. He would probably have to gather a large group of friends to help out. Poor kid. I hope he can tell me what happened. Hopefully he trusts me enough.

I picked up Naruto bridal-style, and carried him off to my Escalade, and buckled him up. He could barely keep his head up. I got into the drivers seat, and started the car. I looked over at the blonde mess of hair, and let out a sad smile. I backed out of the driveway, and drove to my house. I could not help glancing at Naruto. He looked so vulnerable and fragile. I wanted to just reach over there and hold him.

'Shit. He is making me go soft.'

I quickly regained my manly composure, and speeded up.

'He looks so cute like that.'

'Wait, what the fuck? I think hes cute when hes emotionally dead, and has been crying his eyes out. Wow, I am one sick freak.'

"A freak in the head is a freak in the bed."

Kiba swerved, and nearly hit another car. 'Who the hell said that?'

"Well, I am surprised you are actually accepting my being. Naruto thought he was just going crazy when I first talked to him."

'Who are you?'

"I am Kyuubi." He laughed a loud, heartly laugh.

'How are you talking to me?'

"Well since Naruto over there is borderline everything, I can seep through. You see, his emotions, mind, and body are like the fabric of a shirt. I am constantly on the inside pressing on the fabric. When he goes borderline on anything, the "seams" are presented to me, and I can push on those, until I can get through."

'...and why are you talking to me?'

"Can't a bored fox say "hi" to someone. Gosh." Kyuubi Laughed. "Actually, I wanted to look you over."

'Why?'

"No reason. No reason at all." He laughed again.

Kiba's mind felt lighter. If that Kyuubi was there, he left his mind. Thankfully too, because they had reached Kiba's house.

---Regular---

"I see." Naruto thought things over in his head.

"Yup."

"How did I get in these?" Naruto gestured to the pajamas.

"I dressed you." They both blushed lightly at this.

"D-did you touch me?"

"WHAT?!"

"Well, I had to ask."

"No I did not touch you!"

"Well then why did you change my boxers? Did you want to get a look?" Naruto glared.

Kiba's eye twitched. "You needed clean clothes."

"Was it that, or was it you wanted to gawk at the goods?" Naruto crossed his arms.

"You peed your pants."

Naruto blushed, and hanged his head in embarassment. "O-oh, sorry."

"Your clothes are in the wash, but they will not be done for a while. You will have to get dressed in some of my clothes."

"Do you have anything orange?"

"I think I may have one shirt."

There was an awkward pause before Naruto started up again.

"Which room was I in?"

"Mine, I could not find the keys to the guest rooms, and I was tired."

"Where did you sleep."

"In my bed."

"Next to me? That is so creepy!"

"Where was I supposed to sleep?" Kiba yelled.

"The couch!"

"I am not sleeping on my couch. This is my house, and I will do what I want."

"You could have put me on the couch."

"I just thought the bed would be more comfortable."

"Well that was sweet" Naruto smiled.

"What the hell? Are you bipolar or something?"

"No!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Did you spoon me?"

"Alright, go take a damn shower!"

"Fine." Naruto pouted, and walked down the hall back into Kiba's room.

He went into the bathroom, and locked the door. Holy shit it was huge! There was enough room to have small party in here. There was a large garden tub, a shower, a closet, and a double sink. He decided to investigate. Naruto opened some cabinets, and looked around. A grooming kit, q-tips, shaving cream, some random stuff, and a large locked box in the back. Naruto knew Kiba well enough to know where he hid keys. He reached up and felt a cold object tabed to the inside of the cabinet. He pulled it off, and unlocked the box. Needless to say, he locked it with regret, and a nosebleed. After putting the key back, he opened the medicine cabinet. His eyes moved left to right from top to bottom. Eyedrops, deodorant, toothpaste, medicine. Naruto frowned. He did not like when people took medicine. He looked at the bottles. Asprin, asprin, and more asprin. He supposed it was alright then. He closed the cabinet, and opened the closet. When he turned on the light, his jaw hit the floor. It was humongous too! He walked over, and looked at the clothes. Kiba had some taste, and a ton of shoes. He saw some boxes on the top shelf, but decided to open those later.

He went to the shower, and turned the knobs until it was perfect. Naruto stripped off his clothing, and stepped in. It was relaxing. A slow, but nice way to fully awaken. He put his head under the stream, and got his hair soaked. He looked at the shampoos, and soaps, some liquid some not. They were all very strong, and harsh. The "real man's" scents. They were gross. He got out, and opened the bathroom door a bit.

"Kiba!" Naruto yelled.

"Yeah?" Kiba yelled back.

"Do you have any nicer smelling shampoos?"

Kiba chuckled. "Sorry, I do not have any women's fruit shampoo."

Naruto growled, and locked the door again. He got back in the shower, and hesitantly put the shampoo in his hair. Who knows what kind of damage it could do! He washed it out, put in conditioner, and soaped his body up. At least Kiba knew well enough to get conditioner. When he finally finished, and rinsed, he got out. He saw a couple of towels, but he had no idea which was his. There was a black towel, and a brown towel. He figured since Kiba had black pajamas, the black towel would be his so he grabbed the brown one. He dried off, and ran it through his hair. He went into the closet, and searched, and searched, but found no orange. With a sigh, he went back to the door, and opened it.

"Kiba!"

"What?"

"I can not find the orange!"

"I will be there in a second."

The sound of footsteps came closer, and closer until Kiba was in the bathroom.

"Here, its hidden back here between these." Kiba handed Naruto the shirt, and stared.

Naruto blushed a little when he saw Kiba looking at him.

"Aw man, that was my towel!" Kiba whined.

"Oh sorry, I did not know."

"It is fine, I will just use the black one."

"Wait, did you already take a shower today?"

"Yeah."

"Then that means," Naruto scowled, "where you dried your butt, and crotch I could have used to dry my face!"

Kiba laughed.

"Hey this is not funny!" Naruto fumed.

"Seems funny to me." Kiba smiled, and walked out.

Naruto rolled his eyes, and grabbed a pair of jeans to wear. That is when it hit him. He opened the door again.

"Kiba!"

"What is it this time?" Kiba walked back from the hallway.

"I need some boxers."

Kibas face was distorted in thought. "Crap, I forgot about that. I do not have anything. All I have is what I wore yesterday."

"It will have to do, just get them for me."

"Okay, but you have to promise not to laugh." Kiba warned.

"Okay just get them!"

"You have to promise."

"Okay! I promise, now hurry up."

Kiba left for a second, and came back. He handed the boxers to Naruto. Naruto just stared at them in surprise. They were covered in cute little dogs.

"Are you serious?" Naruto let out a giggle.

"Hey, you said you wouldn't laugh!" Kiba frowned.

"I am sorry, it is just...I never thought someone as manly as yourself would have such...girly underwear."

"It is not girly! It is just..."

"Feminine?" Naruto smirked.

"It is not!"

Naruto slamed the door shut, and locked it. He changed into Kiba's clothes. It felt weird being in someone elses clothes, and Kiba's clothes smelled just like him. They smelled really good too. Kiba was the epitome of being a man. He had the rugged stature, hard, defined muscles, strong scent, and a physical personality. However, it seemed he had some really girly obsessions, secrets, and items. Blackmail.

Naruto opened the door, and walked out to see Kiba standing there. Kiba gawked at Naruto.

'Damn he looks fine in my clothes.'

'Shit.' Kiba forced away any dirty thoughts.

"See something you like?" Naruto laughed a little, and walked past Kiba.

'Oh my god. Him having my scent. I have to control myself.'

Kiba followed Naruto into the living room. Naruto sat on the tan loveseat. He had plenty of room, and a huge ass flat-screen t.v. Lucky bastard. His whole house was huge, and every room was totally over exaggerated. Naruto lifted his legs, and bent them to the right, where the other cushion was. Kiba sat down next to him.

'Damn it. There are like four other couches. Why did he have to sit here?'

Then Kiba lifted his legs, and bent them to the left. His feet were touching Naruto's. Naruto felt a jolt of electricity tingle through his legs. This was so awkward.

"U-uhm Kiba." Naruto stammered.

"Yeah?" Kiba looked at Naruto.

Naruto thought of a way to ask this properly, when he got an idea. "Want to play a game?"

"Sure."

"Let's play truth or dare."

"Okay. You first."

"Kiba, truth or dare?" Naruto asked to scare Kiba into saying truth.

"Dare."

'Crap.'

"I dare you to...wear doggie ears." Naruto smiled.

"You have got to be kidding." Kiba's eye twitched.

"A dare is a dare."

Kiba grumbled, and walked to a closet, and after some rumbling, and a few things thrown around, he put on brown doggie ears.

"Happy?" Kiba sat next to Naruto again.

"Yup."

"Naruto, truth or dare?"

"Uhm, truth."

"Pussy. Have you ever fingered yourself?" Kiba smirked.

"W-what?" Naruto's eyes widened.

"You heard me."

"I do not want to answer that."

"You have to."

"Fine," Naruto looked the other way and pouted, "y-yes."

Kiba started rolling on the floor laughing. That was hilarious. Blackmail.

"Okay Kiba. Truth or dare?" Naruto smiled evilly.

"Dare."

'Damn him!'

"I dare you to wear a dog tail."

Kiba sighed, and went to the closet, and put on a long, brown, furry dog tail. He crossed his arms, and sat next to Naruto.

"I am surprised you have all that stuff." Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, yeah, truth or dare?"

"Dare?" Naruto was not sure he wanted to pick this.

Kiba grinned. Payback. He ran off somewhere, and came back with some boxers. "I dare you to put your nose on the fly and take a big whiff."

Naruto gave him a look saying "you have got to be kidding me." Kiba just smiled expectantly. Naruto took a deep breath, swallowed his pride, put his nose on the fly, and breathed in. Kiba broke out in laughter, and clutched his stomach. Naruto just rolled his eyes, and threw the boxers to the side.

"I can't believe you did that!" Kiba pointed and laughed.

"Whatever. Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to take off your shirt for the rest of the game."

Kiba took off his shirt, and his large, rippling, delicious abs came into view. "That was easy. Truth or dare?"

Naruto just stared at Kiba's hot body.

"Eh, Naruto?" Kiba snapped his fingers.

"Huh? Oh, uhm, dare."

Kiba ran to a room, and came back with a skimpy red outfit, red kitty ears, and a long red tail. "I dare you to wear this for the rest of the game."

Naruto glared, and put on the outfit. It was like a tutu, but the whole top was see through, and the skirt was so short, you could almost see things.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Naruto smirked. "I dare you to take off your pants for the rest of the game."

Kiba eyed Naruto carefully, and took off his black pajama bottoms, revealing muscular thighs, and strong calves. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare." He really did not want to, but he would have to, to get Kiba to say truth.

"I dare you to run outside screaming I am Naruto Uzumaki, believe it!"

Naruto grumbled, and thought about punching Kiba in the face for a second, but he had to do it. He walked over to the door, gripped the handle firmly, and after a few seconds, opened it, and ran outside.

"I am Naruto Uzumaki, believe it!" Naruto yelled, and quickly got back inside.

He was sure at least three creepy old men were staring, two women were blushing, and five teens got nosebleeds.

"Truth or dare?" Naruto sat back down.

"Truth." Kiba was afraid of what might happen if he chose dare.

"Are you gay?"

Kiba looked at Naruto blank-faced. "What?"

"Are you gay?"

"N-no! Hell no!"

"Well having me sniff your boxers, and dress up in some weird fetish suit seems pretty gay to me." Naruto crossed his arms.

"No, no, no, no, no. I can't be gay. There is no way. I am the Inuzuka heir. I can't just throw away the dreams of everyone! I am supposed to be the manliest guy around, who can put an elephant into submission, not some feminine, prissy little fairy. Absoloutely not."

Naruto was a little hurt. He dropped his gaze. "So you can not be a prissy, limp wrist, flamer?"

"Look, I did not mean it like that, I just-"

"You just what?"

"I...I just can't."

"You can't what? Be a flaming homo like me?"

"Naruto, look, you are the only person I have told, and I am trusting you with this. I am gay, but I could never be completely accepted. I have a family legacy to fill out, standards to meet, and people to impress. Being gay is not a plus in any of those things. I have to do all I can to fufill my part in the clan. I can't be gay, but I am." Kiba dropped his head.

"Aw Kiba. I am sorry. I overreacted a bit." Naruto lifted Kiba's chin. "Don't worry, I will always accept you for who you are, and will stand by you if anyone tries to judge you."

Kiba smiled a small smile. "Thanks Naruto, it really means a lot to me, and I did not mean to imply that you were a prissy fairy."

"Its ok! Wait, you did not take back the feminine part." Naruto glared.

Kiba scratched his head nervously. "Well you can not deny that."

Naruto crossed his arms. "Meanie."

"Well it is true!"

"Doesn't mean you have to say it."

"Whatever. Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Do you like me?"

"Yeah, you are like my best friend."

"No, not like that. I mean like like."

"Oh," Naruto blushed a little, "I-I guess, maybe a little."

Kiba just laughed.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to tell me who you like."

"Hey thats not fair! Thats a truth!"

"I use it in a dare format." Naruto smiled triumphantly.

"Fine, I like...you a little."

"Aw, thats cute!"

"Hey! I am not cute! I am sexy, handsome, and manly."

"Right."

"Hmph. Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to kiss me."

Naruto blinked. "What?"

"Did I stutter?"

Naruto thought it over in his head. He was in a pickle now. He slowly leaned over to Kiba's face. He tilted his head to the right ever so slightly, and placed his lips upon Kiba's. Kiba's lips were so soft, and kissable for him being so rough. Naruto leaned forward, and added more pressure into the kiss. His lips tingled, and heat spread through his body. Butterflies in his stomach were dancing. However, Naruto was a little disappointed that Kiba was not kissing back. Right when he was going to pull away, Kiba pushed forward, and then pulled away. It was very interesting. Naruto thought he could only have super happy kisses with Sasuke, but boy was he wrong. Even for the underdeveloped crushes that they had, their kiss was so amazing. Naruto could only wonder what it would feel like if they were deeply in love. If only he knew.

"Are you going to stare at me forever, or are you going to truth or dare me?" Kiba raised an eyebrow.

Naruto blushed, and sat back in his spot. The ice was broken.

After a long round of truth or dare, boxers, lotion, pudding, collars, leashes, and some ramen, the sun was setting, and darkness was enveloping the town. The golden and pink hues in the sky were being drawn farther and farther back, and the light disappeared as thick black clouds rolled in. A bright flash filled the room, and thunder shook the house. They were finally aware of their surroundings. Kiba looked at a clock on his coffee table.

"Oh snap! Its nearly midnight! Time passed so quickly. We missed dinner! Do you want anything?" Kiba threw his glance at Naruto.

"No, I'm not hungry."

Boom.

"We should get to bed."

"Yeah."

Boom.

They walked down the hall, into Kiba's bathroom. Kiba handed Naruto an orange toothbrush, and grabbed a brown one from a toothbrush holder. They both scrubbed their teeth, and spat out all the foam that was made. When they were done, they walked into Kiba's room.

"Well I am already in my pajamas, but you need to change. Here you can wear these again." Kiba handed the black satin pajamas to Naruto.

"Okay." Naruto went into the bathroom, and changed into the pajamas. He threw his clothes in a bin, and walked out.

"Well, I found the keys to the guest rooms so you can-"

"Uhm, Kiba?"

"Yeah?"

"Can I, uh, can I sleep with you again tonight?"

Boom.

Kiba smirked. "Why?"

"I, uh, I-"

Boom.

"I'm afraid of storms!" Naruto shook a little.

Kiba's smirk widened. "Okay."

"Thank you!" Naruto jumped into the bed.

Kiba turned off the lights, and crawled in next to him. Naruto was facing the wall, and Kiba was staring at Naruto's back. He could see the sheen of light reflecting off of Naruto's pajamas. Light flashed, and filled the room. Thunder cracked, and boomed through the house. Naruto jumped at this, and hid a bit under the covers. Kiba took this opportunity to wrap his arm around Naruto's waist. Naruto tensed a bit at the touch, but quickly warmed up to it, and he snuggled back into Kiba. They both closed their eyes, and fell asleep smiling.

Outside, Ino reviewed her nights taping of the two boys. Blackmail.

Phew!

That was a long chapter.

I do not know if my other chapters will be as long as this, but probably around 2,000 words.

I tried!

It is really hard, and it took me two days to finish my thoughts.

I kind of rushed through the end, as you can probably tell, because I was getting bored with this.

It was annoying.

I hope you enjoy it!

Please review.

If I do not get any, I will not write a new chapter.

Sorry.