(Um…I am so sorry for the delay; I'm kinda having a hard time figuring out what I want to do. Should I let Axel kiss Sora, and confess his love for him out in the open? Should I let Riku fight Axel over Sora? I'm kinda lost here…Um, well if you would PLEASE review, and give me some ideas, it will be greatly appreciated… So until I finish with the said chapter, I will present you with this mini show. Tada!)
:: MINI SERIES::
STARRING SORA, AXEL, AND RIKU
Axel sits down next to Sora.
Sora blushes
Riku glares and punches Axel in the head
Axel: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!
Riku: Sora is MINE!
Sora: Guys stop fighting
Riku/Axel: NO!
Axel and Riku continue fighting
Sora gets up and sighs…
Sora: Hmm…why don't we just uh, read the fan mail we've gotten thus far? Maybe that will make the time go pass
Riku and Axel look up and walk over to Sora
Sora: Well, the first one is from 14 year old Kali. It says:
Dear Sora and Riku,
Why is it that you two argue so much and then end up having sex in the end? I mean don't you think that's kinda weird? I think you two need a break.
Sora blushed and put the letter down…
Axel burst out laughing. Riku held out his fist.
Riku: Do you want me to give you something to laugh about?
Axel: Don't get mad at me you sex-obsessed jerk
Riku: Go fuck yourself
Sora: Guys, guys, I'm sure we can respond without resorting to violence.
Riku: dickhead
Sora: What was that?
Riku: Nothing
Sora: Why don't we just read the next letter?
Axel picked it up and read:
Dear Riku,
I understand how you feel. If I were you, I'd take Axel to a secluded area and give him a few good punches for touching Sora; by the way, what's this whole Sai'x deal about? Why is he suddenly in the picture? He seems to be ruining your relationship.
Ashley
Riku threw himself on the floor and laughed his ass off.
Axel: Axel if you don't shut up, I'll-"
Sora got up and stood in between both boys.
Sora: THAT IS IT! NO MORE FIGHTING YOU TWO! WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET ANYTHING DONE WITHOUT YOU TWO TRYING TO SCRATCH EACH OTHER'S EYES OUT. JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME CONTINUE!
Riku: Sora, you didn't have to be so mean about it
Axel: Yeah that hurts man
Sora: You guys I am sorry, but-
LIGHTS SUDDENLY SHUT OFF
Sora: Riku stop feeling me up
Riku: I'm not touching you...wait a minute, Axel get the hell off of my boyfriend
Axel: I'm not touching him moron
STRANGE LAUGHTER IS HEARD
Sora shivered.
Sora: That could only mean one thing….ANSEM!
LIGHTS TURN BACK ON!
Ansem is feeling on Sora's thighs.
Sora: ANSEM STOP! GET OFF OF ME!
Riku: Get off of him jerk-off
Axel: That's right!
Ansem: But he's just so lovable
Riku looked at Axel
Riku: Wait a second, what the hell do you mean by "that's right"? Sora is mine and mine only, so bug off!
Axel and Riku grabbed onto Sora tightly.
Sora sighed as all three of them began to pull him in different directions.
Sora: I guess…this…concludes today's mini series…If anyone is watching…SEND REINFORCEMENTS!
END.