Nokamiso - I am updating from a friends house do to Edward Cullen stalking my house. The fact that I am going with said friend to see the midnight showing of A:TLA has nothing to do with this.

Nico - (Wakes up groggily) Where am I?

Nokamiso - Outside the house.

Nico - WUH! I'm not allowed outside the house!

Nokamiso - Edward was trying to wake you up to say...

(Nico faints)

Nokamiso - Drat, now I have to move his body again. Galunadi won't help me.

Lily - My awesome readers. I completely forgot about this fic. Go ahead and kill me now. I wrote this on my ipod which won't let me upload so Nokamiso is updating for me. I am in California. Love you guys LKS

June 30

Chiron has been getting on my case for not writing these past few weeks. I finally found this stupid book under my bed. So where was I? Oh yeah, everything is Jack's fault. Damn him and his awesome ideas...

Flashback, second night of camp

I snuck out to the lake that night. It was easy, on nights like that one when there was no moon I might as well have been not existed. Unfortunately, my skills didn't carry over into the days. I could see three people already at our meeting spot. We had to go one at a time so we wouldn't be noticed. I took my place in the group while we waited for the others. When we were all there Jacks stood up on a tree stump to get our attention. Jacks had sandy blonde hair and had just finished a growth spurt. He was the oldest of our group at 15. I was the youngest at 12, almost 13.

"My fellow demigods, we are gathered here today-"

"Get on with it!" shouted Evan. Jacks grinned and began again.

"I have come up with the best plan ever." He paused for dramatic effect. "We, my friends, are going to steal the Oracle!"

We all stared at him for a moment before Piper broke the silence. "You have got to be kidding me."

Jacks looked hurt. "I would never kid you dear."

"Um Jacks? You do realize we have an actual person as the Oracle now, right? Not the dried up hippy."

He sighed, "Drat, I forgot about Rachel. We can still kidnap her though. The gods will flip when the find out. Zeus will make our parents claim us."

"Are you suicidal? They. Will. Kill. Us." Piper said each word as a sentence to illustrate her meaning.

"No, they won't. Maybe punish us a little but we'll survive," Jacks tried to convince her. It was clear he wasn't going to back down.

"I'll do it Jacks." To this day I cannot believe those words came out of my mouth. "When are you planning?"

He grinned, "Next week. The day after your birthday."

"Happy birthday to me," I mumbled under my breath. "So who else is in?"

In the end we all did it. Who would want to say they backed out of the prank of a lifetime?

Present day, Diary

Today is my first therapy session diary. I'm still wondering what you, dear therapist, are. Last time, it was the Fates. Chiron had to get rid of them because they gave one camper a nervous breakdown. It was the funniest thing to happen all summer. Of course, me laughing hysterically at a twelve year old curled up in the corner screaming didn't help my case when I said I didn't need therapy. Gotta go oh hated book. Hayden just got trapped under his bunk.

Nokamiso - Okay, I moved Nico's body. Turns out Galunadi did help me, she just came up with a plot twist that created a wormhole and... Wait. Lily's going to kill me when she finds out where he ended up... Everyone, DON'T tell her. I would prefer to live. Oh, and insert standard disclaimer here as I forgot to mention it at the top. See ya, and DON'T TELL!