Yeah I finally got a chapter! Hooray for me! This chapter might be slightly confusing. Whenever a sentence is bolded it is a note from Tori. Italicized notes are from the therapist.

Dear diary,

Today I had my first therapy session. The therapist is one of those people who thinks I am a problem she can solve. I'm not a problem and I can't be solved.

I stole the transcript, complete with notes from Ms. T, and added my own notes. I'm going to set it on her desk so she sees it in the morning and slip an extra copy into my profile.

Did I mention how much I hate therapists?

Transcript Session one. Subject 77934, Victoria Elvers.

Note from therapist-all notes added by me are italicized.

Note from Tori-All notes from me are bolded.

T stands for Ms. Talmelchinous

Are you serious? What kind of a name is that?

V stands for Victoria

It's Tori you idiot. I mentioned this in my first entry. Can't you read?

Subject walks into room and sits down, declines to lay as is standard for most patients.

Whatever. If you haven't noticed I'm a demi-god, I'm not like most people.

T-Hello Tori, I am Ms. T.

V-Are you serious? You're just going to go by Ms. T. Subject laughs. She seems to find the name Ms. T quite funny.

T-I prefer not to share my full name with patients. You are the daughter of Nyx, is that right?

V-Yes T that is correct, one of the elder gods, daughter of Chaos, goddess of the night. No, I am not goth I am the daughter of the goddess of the night. I wear black.

T-I understand. Do you want to talk about anything? I hate people who say "I understand". It's freaking annoying.

V-Not with you.

T-How about we start with the night you and your friends first met and planned your prank. When was that.

V-Rule one of the circle: don't talk to therapists, counselors, or cops. It's true, rule two is no notes.

T-Please Victoria, this was three years ago. You can talk about it now. Subject seems upset by the use of her full name. I told you my name is Tori you idiotic therapist with a stupid name.

V-My name is Tori.

T-Fine. Tori, you can talk about it. I don't talk about things. I destroy things.

V-I don't know you, I don't care to know you, and there is no way in Hades I'm telling you anything. Subject seems aggressive and seems to have anger issues. Anger issues? I'll show you anger issues.

T-Tori, you are here for a reason. You have aggression issues towards other campers and your friend died. You need to talk to someone.

Subject gets up and walks out of the room.

T-Session has been terminated by the subject.

Subject has problems talking about the night in question. She keeps referring to a code that her and the other campers followed regarding therapists and refuses to talk to me in a civilized manner. Delusions expected.

I suggest more sessions and removal from all camp activities that involve weapons, including archery. Subject is a danger to herself and others. I would like to talk to her siblings.

I am not delusional. If you remove me from archery I will plan a long slow death for you and if you try talking to Hayden and Delilah you are in for a big surprise. Quit while you still can.

Well diary, how long do you think it will take to drive her crazy?

So there you have it, a therapy session. I don't think anyone won that one.

Oh yeah, I got Nico back. I created a new fanfic god and he fell through the ceiling onto Nokamiso's laptop. Turns out our attic is a different dimension.