Author's Note:Stephenie Meyer wrote The Twilight Saga I wrote this story so she owns the characters.

Edward's POV

"Why not?" This girl is a complete mystery to me because from my experience with the human mind they all found water sporting to be enjoyable. But of course the only exception to my gift is the one mind that really would be fascinating to read. Especially at times like this.

"Uh me and water don't mix…the last time I swam if you could even call it that was when I went cliff jumping in La Push and almost drowned." She stated with a frown, remembering our separation which almost caused both of our deaths.

"Bella don't be ridiculous I'll be right there so I certainly won't let you drown."

"I know that…but wait won't you um…stand out." She was clearly running out of excuses.

"Alice says it'll be overcast all day. We should be fine." I said with a grin.

"Well damn I guess I'm out of excuses then." She said while bending over to tie her shoes. I couldn't help but notice her very tight jeans and how I very desperately counted the days till our wedding night. Luckily I'm the only mind reader around here besides Aro or Bella would know about the many times I've accidentally looked into her bedroom window while she was changing. Yeah if there was another mind reader I'd be screwed.

Just then Bella stood up straight and said," Edward Cullen were you just checking out my butt?" Oh no busted!

"um no of course not." Man what's up with me I can't tell a white lie without muttering like an imbecile. Then she giggled almost like a little girl after passing a note in class. After a few seconds she composed herself and crossed her arms.

"Well I guess you're a man after all…so are we taking my car or yours?' She asked in an almost annoyed tone. I knew why too. She suspects that I 'killed' that dinosaur of a truck of hers and she's right. My Bella is so accident prone that I actually had to destroy that deathtrap of a Chevy and bribe someone in order to get the prototype of the new Mercedes Guardian. Normally I wait for a car to be released but with Bella's tendency of attracting danger I had to find her the safest car possible immediately and there was no better than the Guardian. Also there was no way she would give up that truck willingly.

"Let's take your car. I ran here." I said smoothly.

"Fine." She said, while grabbing her keys.

"Do you want me to drive?" I had to ask because that car is powerful and Bella still has human reflexes.

"Yes you can drive." Bella answered and tossed me the keys.

After a few minutes of well over the speed limit driving we pulled up to my family's white mansion. Emmett and Jasper were currently in the middle of a wrestling match and from her thoughts, Alice was picking out a swimsuit for Bella. As soon as Bella was out of the car Emmett's thoughts started racing.

"wow Edward you actually got Bella to come?" I nodded and led Bella into the house. Then Emmett started thinking something that made me know they're up to something. "I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Take a good, hard look at the motherfuckin boat. I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me. Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea. Bustin 5 knot wind, whippin out my coat. You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat." I don't think I need to continue reading his it's no help. So I tried Jasper's but sadly he was also singing that stupid song in his head.

"Edward what's wrong?" Bella asked and I realized I was probably staring off into space.

"nothing's wrong but I think Alice wants you upstairs in her room." I said casually.

"oh goody!" Bella said sarcastically and went upstairs.

"Edward I'm going to work on the cottage. Don't let Emmett tease Bella too much today." Thought Esme.

"don't worry mom Rosalie will help me keep him in line."

"Good." Was all she said before she kissed my cheek and ran at un-humanly speed into the woods behind the house.

"Bella I swear to god if you don't put on this swimsuit I will have Rosalie hold you down and I'll force it on you!" Alice yelled from upstairs.

"Alice this isn't a swimsuit this is dental floss with a European tag!" Bella shot back. The image that popped into my mind from Bella's description was very appealing and it made me want to run upstairs and hug my adopted sister.

"ugh fine how about this one?" Alice said as she probably handed Bella another suit.

"huh this one isn't too bad." Bella said as she shut Alice's bathroom door. Damn it!

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