Author's Note:

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and it's characters I just own this fun fanfic.

Bella's POV:

I looked into the mirror. I saw myself in a deep blue bikini that was by far the most revealing thing I have ever worn in front of anyone. I took a deep breath and left the bathroom. I was surprised to see that Rosalie had joined Alice. Though our relationship has improved since she told me why I should stay human she still doesn't like me too much because I haven't changed my mind about becoming one of them.

"Wow Bella you look awesome." Rosalie said, and I knew something was definitely up.

"Um thanks Rosalie…Alice?" I asked while still a little bit embarrassed by my outfit or lack of one. Alice was blank. I knew well enough that when that happens it means she's having a vision. After a few seconds Alice's face went back to normal and she was smiling like crazy. "Alice what did you see?"

"Oh nothing special." She answered and was clearly lying. The she looked over at Rosalie and gave her a smile and nodded.

"Ok guys please tell me what's going on?" I asked.

"Bella you'll know soon enough." Rosalie said.

"Actually Edward should be helping Emmett outside for five more minutes Rose. I think we should tell Bella what she will be doing this afternoon." Alice said coyly.

"Damn it someone tell me what's going on!" These vampires were going to drive me insane!

"Bella you're going to flash Edward while we're on the boat." Rosalie said in an apologetic tone.

"WHAT?" Ok so I had totally tried that almost a month ago before our run in with the newborn army but still that was when we were completely alone.

"Bella it will only be for like five seconds and besides I know about your attempt at stripping for Edward before the battle so what's the difference?" Alice said. Leave it to Alice to bring up the exact thing I was thinking of.

"Alice that was when we were alone in his bedroom not on a boat with four other people on a boat. I'm not one of those slutty girls you see on Girls Gone Wild tapes!" What even made them think I could possibly do something like that?

"Oh my god Bella actually said slutty!" Alice said with a surprised look on her face.

"Yeah and she knows what Girls Gone Wild is!" Rosalie added.

"Guys I know I'm a little bit prissy but I do know how to curse and Charlie likes to watch Comedy Central when there isn't a game on and that channel shows a lot of Girls Gone Wild commercials." I really hope he hasn't given in to those ads because even though he's been alone for 18 years the thought of him doing that is disgusting.

"Bella if you do this for us I'll not make you try on any clothes for two weeks." Alice offered. For her that was a major sacrifice.

"And I'll try to accept your decision…but no promises." Rosalie added. Wow they must really want me to show Edward my boobs. I smacked my forehead.

"ok fine but after this Emmett is not allowed to make any jokes or comments about it to anyone…especially Charlie." What am I getting myself into?

"Alright if Emmett makes a single remark about that I'll personally break off his penis." Rosalie said while smiling.

"HEY!" Emmett yelled from downstairs.

"uh oh they're back we can't talk or think about this anymore." Alice said while going into her bathroom to put on her own swimsuit.

"I'll tell you when you should do it." Rosalie whispered.

"You guys owe me big time!" I shot at her and went downstairs.

"Whoa Bella I had no idea you could be so h-"

"Don't even think about finishing that sentence Emmett!" Edward yelled at his sick-minded adopted brother from behind me. I turned around and couldn't help myself when my jaw dropped. Edward was dressed in a pair of expensive looking swim trunks and was showing more than I'd ever seen of him. To my surprise he also seemed to be checking me out and then he said,

"Wow Bella you look so-"

"Sexy!" Emmett interrupted. Rosalie growled from upstairs and I had to laugh.

"So what's on the agenda for today?" I asked because all I knew was that I would be showing Edward my boobs this afternoon and nothing else.

"Sorry love but I promised Alice that everything would be a surprise." Edward said while kissing the top of my head.

"Alright then when are we leaving?" I asked because I was getting impatient.

"Right now." Alice answered for him as she and Rosalie came down the stairs also sporting bikinis. It made me remember our junior prom and how plain I felt compared to them. They're perfect and I'm just me.

"Bella why are you feeling depressed?" Jasper asked because he could feel what I was feeling.

"Alice and Rosalie are so much more pretty than me. It's not fair." I said trying to sound like I was kidding but I'm a terrible actress.

"Bella please!" Edward said while he wrapped his arms around me. "you're absolutely perfect."

"uh huh." I said doubtfully and started to kiss him.

"Hey guys I love PDA as much as the next guy but we need to get going." Emmett said with some sarcasm. Without breaking our kiss I did something I'd never done before. I held my right hand up and gave Emmett the middle finger.

"oh ouch Bella that really hurt!" Emmett yelled with clear sarcasm as he got into the drivers seat of his monster Jeep.

"Emmett you're almost 100 years old grow up!" Rosalie said as she got into the passenger side. Edward sighed and said,

"You gotta love the Cullens." Then he helped me into the backseat.

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