Author's note:

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and it's characters I just own this wacky story.

Edward's POV:

Sitting in a car, next to Bella while she was almost naked was(and I can not enunciate this further)FUCKING TORCHER! I was starting to see how silly I was for going with my ancient conscience to protect Bella's virtue when she practically threw herself at me almost a month ago.

I was currently trying to balance hiding the erection that was caused by thinking about what almost happened with Bella, and trying to figure out what all of my siblings were hiding from me when Bella broke the silence.

"uh guys if I'm going to survive this little family outing I'm going to need some alcohol." I couldn't believe what I just heard my Bella asking for alcohol!

"Oh don't worry Bella we have Busch up the ying-yang." Rosalie said as she cracked a smile.

"That you do babe." Emmett said seductively as he put his right hand on Rosalie's thigh.

"uh guys I know you've been married for who knows how long but do you mind? PDA is really disgusting!" Bella shot at them and I couldn't contain my laughter.

"It's no wonder you're still a virgin Bella. You're just too damn innocent!" Emmett said while recalling what he and Rosalie did last night.

"Emmett I really did not need to see you and Rose having sex!" I shot at my perverted brother. Bella laughed along with the two siblings in the car.

"Okay lets step away from this conversation cause I just got a really nasty image in my head. So Rosalie you brought beer?" Bella asked almost professionally.

"Yeah we told Carlisle we were using it for an experiment because everyone in Forks thinks we're only nineteen so he bought it for us." Rosalie answered. Obviously this was Emmett's doing.

Ever since the overly extravagant engagement party Alice threw for Bella and I(which unfortunately had an open bar)Emmett has tried to get Bella drunk because he thinks it would be hilarious. I suppose since she only has about a month left before she won't be able to consume anything but blood I should let her have any human experience possible. Even the ones I don't particularly like.

"Bella I thought you don't like alcohol." Ok I don't really know. The subject just hasn't really popped up.

"I don't really but desperate times call for desperate measures." She answered as Rosalie handed her a can of beer.

"So Bella how far have you and Edward gotten in terms of bases?" Emmett asked and Bella nearly choked.

"Excuse me?" She asked.

"you know Bella first is kissing, second is boob fondling, third is-"Rosalie would have continued along the list if I hadn't stopped her.

"ENOUGH!" Bella giggled at my response before she answered,

"uh how about almost second."

"Almost?" Emmett and Rosalie asked at the same time.

"Well that one time when Alice kidnapped me and Edward had just gotten his bed I swear he might have touched my boob." Bella said shyly.

"Why Edward you sly dog" Emmett said sarcastically. Bella seemed uncomfortable talking about our sex life or rather lack of one. So she attempted to change the subject again.

"I know we're going boating but where?"

"The Oregon coast." Rosalie answered and she and Emmett both thought about a night on the beach and they were-

"Damn it stop thinking about having sex if I could throw up I would!" My outburst just caused all three of them to laugh again. Why oh why didn't we ride with Alice and Jasper? After a few minutes of silence the ocean became visible. I looked over at Bella to find her eyes starting to tear up. "Bella what's wrong?" Why is the love of my existence crying because she saw the ocean? She instantly wiped the tears away with the back of her hand.

"It's nothing don't worry about it." She said quickly. I know from being around her for over a year that it's never nothing. Something's wrong.

Author's note:

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