Author's note:
I'm so so sorry that I haven't updated in forever in case you didn't know I started a new story and I just got back from my vacation to Forks but I'm back so here's The Adventures of the Cullen Party Boat chapter 6!
Edward's POV:
Oh no Rosalie's acting bitchy towards Bella (I know what else is new right?).I couldn't take it I had to ask something that I've been wanting to know. "Hey Rose were you on your period when Carlisle changed you?" I asked. Bella giggled. Rosalie looked annoyed.
"I don't remember. Why?" Rosalie asked.
"Cause you kind of seem like you're forever damned with PMS." I answered and burst into laughter.
"Fuck you Edward!" Rosalie yelled at me. Emmett and Bella were both laughing uncontrollably.
"ok I think we should go now." Jasper said as he started the engine and we took off. Bella still isn't used to going fast so she wrapped her arms around me. Which felt nice because it felt like I was protecting her again. I've never admitted this to her but she's never sexier to me than when she's in danger. It's only until she gets hurt that my anger towards the thing that hurt her overpowers my attraction to her.
When Bella and I were in Jacksonville I once overheard her mother say that I look like I'm about to jump in front of a bullet for her, and I am.
"ok who's going first?" Emmett asked.
"you are Emmett." Alice answered as she had a vision of Emmett wakeboarding.
"Sweet!" Emmett said as he removed his t-shirt and jumped into the water. Rosalie threw him his board and rope. After he was adjusted and in position he gave us the thumbs up sign. Jasper gunned the engine and Emmett began to glide on the water.
"Hey Edward?" Bella asked.
"yes Bella?"
"Vampires have perfect balance so how is this fun if you guys never fall?" She asked.
"oh we fall it just takes a little distraction." I answered.
"yeah Bella since I have my visions I'm probably the most clumsy vampire ever." Alice added.
"which reminds me it's time." Rosalie said but before I could stop her from acting out her thoughts she grabbed Jasper by the back of the neck and kissed him on the lips. Emmett saw them and tumbled forward into a crash that could have killed a human.
"Rose I told you not to do that!" Alice yelled. Jasper was just staring wide-eyed at Rosalie. Then Emmett jumped into the boat and punched Jasper in the face.
"NOBODY KISSES ROSE BUT ME!" Emmett roared. Bella laughed and held up her hand for Rosalie to high five. Rosalie hesitated but reluctantly tapped her hand against Bella's.
"Emmett stop you still owe me for when you kissed Alice to distract me last time." Rosalie said to calm Emmett down from his rage. Bringing up our last trip brought a smile to Emmett's face. A crack had formed where Jasper had been punched and was just now starting to heal itself. I thought I would probably be best if I took my turn now to take a break from their antics.
"how about I take my turn now?" I offered.
"please do." Jasper said with some pain in his voice. I jumped into the water and decided to use Emmett's board. After my feet were securely in the holds and I had a grip on the rope I gave Jasper the thumbs up sign. Wakeboarding is pretty boring to vampires because no boat could go as fast as our running. The real fun comes out of the crazy things we do to get the boarder to fall.
I'm really not easily distracted but it's fun to see what they try to pull. I had been doing flips and such for about five minutes when I realized something. This was the first time I had brought Bella with us and of course my siblings would take advantage of that. Before I could make a stop signal to Jasper, Alice yelled,
"NOW BELLA!" now what? Bella shook her head. Ok what's going on? I read Emmett's mind and he was singing I'm on a Boat again.
"Em, Jazz look away!" Alice yelled. Emmett and Jasper both turned their heads away from Bella. Alice started reciting the Bible in Chinese in her head and Rosalie started singing Barbie Girl. I heard Bella breath out and she then reached around to her back. All of the sudden her top was off and I saw everything! The next thing I knew I was in the water.
Oh my god I just saw Bella topless! And she knew I did! When I got to the surface Bella's bikini top was back on and her face was beet red. Rosalie looked over the edge at me and smiled.
"Are you missing something Edward?" She asked and began to giggle. I looked down and realized my swim trunks were gone. They must have fallen off during my little spill. I looked around and couldn't find them anywhere.
"um will someone throw me a towel please?" I asked in a weak voice. Alice held up a dark red beach towel.
"oh you mean this?" she asked and was clearly playing dumb.
"Yes Alice that." I answered. I wasn't in the mood for their games. She looked like she was about to throw it to me but shook her head.
"nope." was all she said and went out of sight from me. Bella and the rest of my siblings were now all looking at me. I was pissed off now.
"Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer!" I yelled.
"ok!" Bella said and she snapped a picture of me with the camera she got from Charlie.
I swear one day my family is going to drive me crazy! But I love the hell out of them.
Author's note:
I have seriously lost all inspiration for this story so this is the last chapter but I'm going to be posting new chapters for Aiden rapid fire. PLEASE REVIEW!