Me: Hello, people of Earth, Jupiter, and Wisconsin! I'm sorry that I haven't updated in a while! I'm a lazy bum! Guess wat!
Rai: Oh, God, what is it?
Me: I FINALLY gots me a profile picture!
XS/PJO people: SERIOUSLY?
Me: Yup!
Rai: *Sees profile pic & blushes*
Me: On with the story!
"DUCK!," shouted my mother, as we awaited the impact of the car. I did as I was told, not having trouble from the unconscious Jermaine. His injuries weren't a pretty sight. He had blood trickling from the corner of his mouth, he had a bruise the size of a base-ball on his head, his fur was matted with blood-Wait...
I just said fur.
I couldn't believe it, but then, I suddenly realized that he also had cloven hooves where his feet should have been. It suddenly all made sense...the muscular disease in his legs, the strange way he hobbled on his crutches...it all made sense...
My best friends was a satyr.
Strangely enough though, I wasn't as freaked out about that, so much as I was freaking out about the fact that he was unconscious and a bit bloody. I had to think of a plan, and fast...
Me: Hey! I'm so sorry that this was so short!
Rai: *smirks* Go on. Tell them.
Me: *grits teeth* Fine. It was so short because...I'm starting to run out of inspiration for this story...but, I'm keeping my promise that I made to everyone, that I'd work on this after the meme. I really am sorry, but, in my defense, you people ARE allowed to give me some ideas! Please, I beg of you! I need inspiration! And, also, what do you people not understand about, I NEED TO BORROW OCs?
Rai: *still smirking* And?
Me: Will somebody dhut his windpipe?
Frid: I'll do it! *bops Raimundo over the head*
Me: *smiles* Thank-you, Frid. Anyway, what he was talking about was the fact that, if anybody's interested, I will soon be working on and posting a fic for Princess Academy, which is why Frid is here. By the way, Frid, where are Miri and Peder?
*Miri and Peder suddenly walk back in*
Miri: *smiling* Hello, Tin-tin. Oh, hello, Frid!
Peder: *looks dazed and has lipstick marks on his face*
Me: Huh...kinda reminds me of Rai's last date with Kim. Anyway, *to reviewers* Please R&R!