Me: Well... people are reading! That makes me happy!

Inuyasha: You can be happy? Holy crap.

Me: HM! I should make you eat dirt in the story.

Inuyasha: WHAT?!

Kagome: Isn't that a bit... odd, akuma?

Me: No, it's perfectly Inuyasha-like.

Inuyasha: What the fu-

Me: Say the disclaimer.

Inuyasha: I'm not saying no damn disclaimer!

Me: Say it or you'll eat dirt!

Kagome: akumaokami does not own any part of the Inuyasha plot or it's characters.

Me: Thank you. Now, ONWARD TO THE DIRT!

"Just who the hell are you?" Inuyasha snarled at the girl. She glared at him.

"And I should tell you, BECAUSE?" She glanced at the full moon furtively and scratched at her head. Then she hopped out of the tree and landed gracefully on the ground. "Never mind. You're not worth my time."

Inuyasha, pissed that this girl had said that HE was not worthy of HER time, followed her out of the tree and through the woods. "What do you mean, I'm not worth your lousy time? It's the OTHER way around, by FAR."

She twirled to look at him and for the first time, he got a good look at her. Her hair was chopped short, some of it framing her face, but a guys length in the back. Her eyes were a dark violet, and she was wearing tawny felt pants, leather boots, and a black long-sleeve shirt under a tawny vest. A movement behind her made Inuyasha realize that she had a white and blue tail- another scratch at her head and he realized that she wasn't swiping at her head, she was swiping at two wolfish blue and white ears. Her hair looked shaggier now- her eyes a more predatory glazed-over look- her teeth sharp and long. "Get. Away. From. Me." She hissed. Swiping at her ears once again, she let out a predatory howl- and took off running.

"Hey, come back here-" She whirled on him and glared, her eyes piercing.

"Get the fu-" the rest was lost in an inhuman growl. She ran farther through the trees, howling the entire way.

Once Inuyasha had finally caught up, she had stopped in a glen, lit by the full moon. "What the-" Another howl drifted up to the moon. Well, now, it was obvious. She was a wolf demon- and a powerful one, at that.

"What the hell happened last night?" Inuyasha looked at at the girl the next morning, still stunned. "Just what the hell are you?"

The girl brushed her hair back and looked at him, irritated. "Who wants to know?" She looked him up and down, then laughed. "Inuyasha? Wow." She laughed even harder. "How's Papa Taisho?"

"What the- how do you know my dad?" He looked her up and down, trying to think and remember if he had ever met her. As far as he could remember, though, he had never met the girl. "And how do you know me? WHO ARE YOU?"

She leaned against the tree, not fazed at all by the fact that he had just been shouting at her. "You don't remember me? I should be hurt. C'mon, Nunu-chan. You have to remember me." Reaching out, she touched his shoulder. Instantly, a shock ran through his body.

"What was that for?" Then he remembered feeling something like that before- gaping, he stared at her in shock. "Yuyu? What..." He stared at her as she laughed. The last time he had seen her, she had black hair- now white and blue. She was only an inch shorter than he was, and had wolf ears and a short tail, all black. His eyes narrowed. "What are you doing here?" That had been... ages ago. He couldn't even count how long ago THAT had been. What was she doing here, looking no older than... He swallowed and held her gaze, though now his was pained. She looked no older than Kagome.

Swiping some of her hair back from her face, he saw that the ears and the tail were gone- and her eyes were the same. Cold and warm and full of mysterious mischief. "What, Nunu-chan? You don't want me around?" Pressing a hand to her chest she stared at him in mock sorrow. "I'm hurt, Nunu-chan. What would your father say?"

Eyeing her suspiciously, he walked forward. "How could I want you around? Last time I saw you, you were best friends with Shessomaru, Yuki."

She laughed and leaned farther back, arching her back and stretching. "Well, don't you have a bad memory," she taunted. "Last time I remember us seeing each other..." Instantly, she was on her knees, grabbing a handful of something, then back on her feet. Before Inuyasha could close his mouth, which was open, about to argue with her, she had thrown it at him. "You looked more like THAT, last time we saw each other, Nunu-chan."

He started coughing-loudly, trying to geth whatever was in his mouth out, even though he had already swallowed- EATEN- some. Dirt. She had thrown DIRT at him. Again. Now there was no mistaking her.

Me: W E L L, how did you like it?

Inuyasha: YOU MADE ME EAT DIRT!

Me: I said I would. Don't act like I just threw that in there. I SAID I WOULD.

Kagome: Now, you're sure that isn't weird to you at all, akuma?

Me: Of course not. It's perfectly normal.

-enters Miroku, Sango and Shippo-: Hey, akuma.

Me: H E L L O .

Miroku: Akuma, when are we coming into the story?

Me: Maybe in... the next chapter!

Sango: Thanks, that sounds great-

Me: Or the following chapter. Or the NEXT chapter. Or the NEXT chapter. WHO KNOWS?!

Inuyasha: YOU should know, idiot. You're writing the story.

Me: You're eating MUD in the next chapter.

Inuyasha: What-

Me: SEE YA NEXT TIME! -disappears in a dramatic flash or awesomeness-