Explanations Anytime!
Disclaimer: Mutant Enemy owns Buffy, Disney owns Lilo and Stitch.
Buffy circled the small Blue Demon. In her hands she held what was left of the front axle of the Volkswagen Beetle that it had thrown at her, the right front tire going around in a lazy circle. The Blue Demon kept the chain saw pointing at Buffy with its motor screaming.
Despite the clichés, Buffy had never gone up against a chainsaw before. She'd fooled around with Xander's once. With her strength she found she could swing it around okay, but it was unwieldy, had really poor balance, and the chain going around in a circle had something of gyroscopic effect that made changing direction with it a little more difficult, not that it seemed to be bothering Blue that much.
"Willow? How's it coming?" Buffy called to her friend.
"He won't banish?" Came the irritated cry back.
Kennedy had jumped on the Whale Demon after Buffy had knocked him down. Despite his size advantage, Kennedy had him down and was keeping him there by holding onto a thumb and twisting his arm in a submission hold, the demon couldn't twist around to get leverage without dislocating its own shoulder. Willow had caught up a couple of minutes into the fight. Even though she was gasping for breath she had started using every demon banishing spell she could think of on it, without the least bit of success.
As Buffy circled around the Blue Demon it had suddenly started getting agitated, he was making angry noises at Buffy and was advancing with the chainsaw. Buffy risked a quick glance and noticed she was getting close to the little Hawaiian girl that the demon had been with. The little girl was switching her attention back and forth between Buffy and Kennedy. When she was watching Buffy and the blue demon, she was yelling things like, "You leave Stitch alone!" When she was looking at the other fight it was, "Yeah, get the Stupid-Head!"
Buffy reversed away from the little girl and the demon relaxed and went back to waving the power tool threateningly at her. Buffy was in a quandary, if Willow couldn't banish the other demon, Kennedy was going to run out of steam eventually and the big gray demon would escape and Buffy would be dealing with two of them. She needed to end her fight soon. The problem was the chainsaw, though she was both taller (there was a pleasant change) than her opponent, and had a longer reach, if the little demon tried to parry her swing with its weapon the chain could snap. If that happened it could well explode like a grenade spraying the whole area with high-speed shrapnel. Buffy started backing up, seeing if she could draw her opponent away from the others so she could risk taking out his weapon. Unfortunately, the little blue pain seemed quite content for her to leave and made no move to follow her.
Buffy decided that she had to risk it; she was about to launch her attack when a familiar voice said from behind her, "Buffy? Could you please not slay the little blue alien?"
Immediately after a deep bass voice said, "Stitch! Stand down!"
The demon/alien took his hand off of the trigger of the chainsaw and pointing at Buffy said, "She started it!" In a high pitch annoying voice.
Buffy risked a glance over her shoulder. Okay, she saw what sort of looked like a bush with combat boots sticking out of the bottom. Looking closer she saw, then recognized a face covered in camouflage makeup. "Riley?" She asked, going by the voice.
"Hi Buffy, good to see you," the bush replied with Riley's voice.
"What are you wearing?"
Riley looked down and shrugged, "Sam and I were in the middle of an op when we got an emergency call from HQ. It seems that Cobra here had spotted the three of you getting off the plane and he overheard you talking about the little blue guy and the whale guy over there."
"We call him Stupid Head," The little Hawaiian girl supplied helpfully.
"My name is Gantu!" The whale demon added in an exasperated voice.
Buffy glanced at the big black guy who must have been who told the little blue ..alien?, to stand down. "You where in Hawaii?" Buffy asked, not quite believing the coincidence.
Riley smiled, "No, Sam and I were in Thailand tracking a group of demons that had been raiding some local temples and Headquarters thought there might be more to it, so they sent us in. We got the call, and there was a local shaman that could send people places. Sort of like that Coven in Devon that the Council uses. So here we are."
Looking around Buffy asked, "Where's Sam?" Eyeing a couple of the local bushes suspiciously.
"In the car on the other side of the hill. We though one person going around in full camo was enough."
As Buffy was trying to digest the information Cobra turned to Lilo, who was back to cheering Kennedy on, Willow had stopped trying to banish Stupid Head, as soon as she heard he wasn't a demon. "I thought I told you and Stitch to lay low until I told you it was okay?" He said in a mildly reproving voice.
"I know, Cobra, and I'm sorry, but Gantu had captured Sparky! We couldn't let him send him to Hamsterville! We had to do something and your phone was busy," Lilo said in a Willow like stream of babble. Stitch, meanwhile had gone over to the glass capsule that held the small yellow alien and had unscrewed the top and let him out. A smell of ozone soon filled the air.
Buffy finished digesting the information, "Okay, alien?" She ignored Lilo, who stuck her tongue out at her.
"Stitch and Sparky are genetic experiments created by a scientist by the name of Jumba Joheba. Stitch escaped to Earth and ended up in the local pound. Lilo was looking for a pet at the time and bought him. When the Galactic Federation came looking they ended up banishing him here and placed Lilo's whole family under its protection. That's why I couldn't let you hurt Stitch, it could have had dire repercussions for the whole Earth," Cobra explained.
Buffy frowned, "How did you know who we were?" She asked suspiciously.
Cobra smiled, "Knowledge is power, I like feeling powerful."
"What am I supposed to do with him?" Kennedy asked, sweat starting to drip down her face.
"Oh, you can let him go, we'll beat up on him some more later." Lilo told the younger Slayer.
"What is it about females on this planet?" Gantu grumbled as he stood up and dusted himself off, "I've never had this kind of problem before!" He said as he left, grabbing the glass case as he went.
"Why don't you all come back to my house for lunch?" Lilo asked. "We can talk more there."
Buffy looked at Willow and Kennedy, who shrugged. "Sure, why not. We can try some down home Hawaiian cooking." Seeing Lilo and Cobra smile at each other she asked, "What?"